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| Marich |
Posted
on 07-Aug-03 08:51 AM
Hijo rati khana khayera samachar herdai occhyanma paltinu paryo bhanera thikka matra ke pareko thiye, phoneko ghanti bajyo..tinininininini. yetti rati rati sutne belama yesto asabhya chal kasko hola bhanera caller id ma here, Didi parichan. didi ya aayeko dui barsha matrai bha cha, bhenale chittha parera . jharko mani mani phone uthaye.
'"hallo"
"ye bhai, ke ta sutna lagya"
"hoina uthna lagya"
"ke bhancha!! kahilyai sidha kura gardaina, yeti rati pani kohi uthcha ta. rat parepahi manche sabai sutchan , bhoot-pret haru matrai uthachan"
" aba thahai raicha ta ke sodhi ra ta malai, ani timi ajhai uthi ra ta", mero prashnale bhramastrako kam garecha, uta bata awaj aayena nikai be samma.
" ye didi!! ke ho timi ajhai chau ta tya"
" chu chu,yehi chu", jhasanga jhaskiye chai gari bhanin didile.
"Ani sunna bhai, taile tha paish?" didiko awajma utsaha thiyo.
"ke kura"
"tero Girija budhole aba sanyash line re rajnitibata, tha paish."
"ke tero ra mero gari ra didi, Girja mero bhaner kasle bhanyo ra, pheri ma ta yeta aayeko pani yetro bhai sakyo."
'kina ra, terai ta neta ho ni. tero role model. tero pran-palak. khub ufrinthis ni nepalama hunda Girja, bau Girja bau bhandai" tetti bhaner didi hasna thalin, mera kansirika rau thada huna thale.
" ke ho didi rati rati ophone yettika lagi gareko", ma jharkiye.
" narisha na narisha. talai jiskayeko po ta." ma thik thauma aaye, rish ajhai thamiyeko htiyena tara didiko bani malai tha thiyo.
"ani khas kura sunna..tyo budhole teslai jatti kursiko maya chaina bhane pani tyesle ahile ghurkyayeko matrai ho kya. uti khera ganeshmanle malai kursi chaidaina bhanda ali popular bha thiye ni, ho testai garna khojya kya yo marna nasakya budhole, ke ko abakash, 80 barshama ni kasaile abakash lincha. nachaine kura. abakash line bhanya ta 56 dekhi 60 barshabhitra ho."
"Yo testo abakash hoina ni ta didi"
"ke ko hoina, abakash line man bhaye u hamra Bale jasto nirapechya bhayera linu parthyo, ykchoti bole pachi tesma Bhismale boleko jasto, tyo pachadi 'Andolan sapahl bhaye pachi' bhanya chai ke ni pheri, kasko andolan, ke andolan, andolan kahilyai sidhincha, aba aafule kursi napaunjel ta sadhai andolan nai hune nai bhyo ni hoina, teso bhaye pachi jindagai bhar andolan hune bhayo hoina, ani abaksh bhanera kina bhannu."
ma didiko kura sundai gaye, chupchap, ali krodhagniko rapama rapieyki jasto lagyo.
"testo umerma ta ma aba Bridhashram tira lage, hera, yi... bhanera kapal darhi palera, , Sanayashashram tira latthi tekdai hide po sabaile manne pani thiye ani, pujai garne thiye, ani maosele pani manche ta nirlobhi raicha bhanera kanakhsui garna aauthe, batabaran sabai sajilo hunthyo. yesta utpatange haruko bhar hunna her bhai, bujhis, aaja yeuta kura bhanchan, bholi arko, cheparoko hajur bau hun yiharu bujhis ke, Iguana bhanchan, ho!! testai.herda kheri char hat khuttale tekera sojho anuharle sabai bata tarkidai hidne, mauka paye pachi ajingar banera kwaplakka. kukhuro khana palkeko syalle ma aba dekhi kukhura khanna bhancha, la bhan, bhancha? "
ma chupchap sunirahe ko thiye saperale nachayeko sarpa jhai, bhate nindrama latthidai. maile kehi naboleko sunera didi karain utabata, " Ye bhai , marich'.
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| Marich |
Posted
on 07-Aug-03 08:55 AM
"hajur, kina tesai chyatthiyeki, ma yehi nai chu ni, jhannai kanko jali nai phuttyo."
"Aaa ani uta chai , uta tyo cCliforninama tyo tero man pareko hero, ke re tesko nam , Arnie Squash-Nigger, tyo ke ta tyo ya manko chati , pakhura , bhako , tara anuhar chahi ppandav sunuwarko jasto bhako, tesle bolya maile bujhe ta mari jau, pach minute lacgcha, reward -forward gari rahanu parcha, tyai bhera ma tesko film nai herdina, testo , aba u ta u tya Californiako governor hunchu bhanera uthchu bhancha electionma"
"ye ho , ani ke bhancha ta tyo timro Arnie le"
"mero arnie hoina, mula, je payo tehi nabol ta. sharam pani chaina talai didi haru sanga kasari bolnu parcha bhanne. khub American bhai kha hola, hoina?' didi rishaine.
"ye sorry, sorry..la la sorry sorry..la timro hoina." maile phakaune koshish gare. didi khushi bhaine.
"arnie le aru ke bhanthyo, yesta america ka democratic ho ki republican netaharu sabailai terminate garchu bhancha, bhansinthyo tero bhenale. bujhis ta bhai , politician bhanya testo hunu parcha, hatta katta, jyu dalle pani tadurushta, makka- mukka pareko, pari aayema dash- bish janali yeklai dhalna skane. kahi nabahko jatra hadigauma bhanya jasto hamrai deshma cha , herdai jarjar, phu garda dhamirole khayeko rukh jastai barlanga dhalla jasto, tankranga sarash ko jasto ghati, kukurka jasta sukeka khutta, kupriyeko dhad, galaka chala charuriyera ghatisamma aai pugeko, ghataa lagne bela bhayeko budho ajahi khurukka aafai pashupati tira jana chodera ghurkyaucha. ke bhanne."
' ye " malai jharko lagna thali sakeko thiye, didile Girija prati byakta gareka bicahrharule. aakhir girija girija hun ke. Girija nabha bhe aaja hamro Desh yo 21 sau shatabdima yesto hunthyo, kadapi hudainathyo. hang up garau ki jasto pani laagya thiyo, tara didiko man dukhaune sahash nai jutauna sakina.
"ani sunna, Bhai "
"aaa bhana didi," maile alchi mandai bhane
"ani sunna bhai , aba tyo hamro lumbini pani aba "dangerko list"ma rakhne bhayo ra tyo unesco ho ki phunesko bhanne le herta."
"ye ho ra"
"ho ta ni, yo aru kasaiko galti hoina bujhis. yo sabai Buddha kai galti ho. testo bhagwan re uha bhane chahi , ani tya nepalama nai kina janminu hola. bhagwanle ta rojja thau chanera janminu parcha ani po sabaiko ankha pani jancha teta. ani sarachyan , sambardhan ma dhyan pani pugcha.
aba tyo arthik, bhautik, rajnitik, samajik sabai kurale tannam bha deshma janmiyera ni huncha .testo jogi nai bhayera hidnu parne le ya ko tyo Galacier national parkama janmya bhe hundaianthyo. bBdddhale tank-top ra thong lagyera tapashya gareko, ani nike lagayera jangal jangal hideko, ghamle polla bhaner sunscreen lagayeko jyu bhari , rayban ko chasma pahireko , kasto aadhunik dekhinthyo bhanta, ahile katti sabaile " ye aafani manche raicha bhanera yi gathwal desh ra yi deshka manchele paisa matrai hoina man pani barshauthe ra po dangerko listma hoina, na-dangerko listma nam aaunthyo. hamra purbajharule kahilyai kehi kura ma buddhi puryayanan. ke garne dukha lagcha."
maile haso thamna sakina.
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| Marich |
Posted
on 07-Aug-03 09:00 AM
"yesto gahiro kura timiharu jasto udante lai ke tha, ke bujhchau yesto kura," didi jharkin masanga.
"aaja ke ho didi khub gai rachani yesto ratarat, ke ho, katai wine- swine ta parya chaina..", maile hasdai dhith bhayera sodhe.
didi le attahas garin utabata, " wine re, ma ta wine chuda ni chunna, Black- label bujhish ta Black- label. aaja tero bhinajuko yek barshama hune review ma alikati talab badhai diyecha. ani ya gharma black label tandai Disco garira joi-poi."
" ke ko disco gari ra, bolne dhanga ni, sika bhanda mandinau, disco garya ki disco dance garya?"
"talai tha cha sabai kura, je bhane pani disco ho ke , nepali Lakhe nachlai alikati bangyayera nachne bhanya, u tero bhinaju nachirahanu bha cha, uta uh".
"ye ho , ani bhinaju tyai ho dance gardai."
"ho ,tero bhenalai jasto dance garna pheri Mithun le pani sakdaina. uha ko yesto bishesh khalko disco ho bujhinash . u tya sofamuni disco garirakhnu bha cha ahile.
malai thami nasaknu bhyo hasole chyapera..didi pani hasin ma sangai..ani tadha kata ho kata kasaile nepali accentma, larbariyeko swarle gayeko suninacha." ......ye maca..rena..aauuu..ye ..ko huh.."
"sunish ta babu..tero bhenako favarate geet..aajkal ta malai pani aaucha ali ali tyo geet..bhenalai ta kanthai cha.hehe"
"sune didi sabai sune..khub pragati bha cha timro yetti choto yek barshabhitrai.. mane ba maile ta ..malai yesto khushi lageko cha ki mera aakha bata aashu bagiraheka chan...je hos..tara aba chahi ma sutchu..bihanai kam cha
"ye kina aankhama aashu ..ye sun..sun ta .." bhandaithin..
maile hatta na patta yek "darshan!!" diyera phone rakhi diye ra sirak le mukh chope, nidaune prayatnama..
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| bhenda2 |
Posted
on 07-Aug-03 10:54 AM
Hahahhahhahh very funny!
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| marich |
Posted
on 07-Aug-03 12:53 PM
bhenda2 lai maile chineko cha.. malai ta cha jasto lagyo hai..
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| lonely |
Posted
on 07-Aug-03 01:24 PM
Marich ji,
Ramailo lagyo...Keep posting la..
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| bhenda2 |
Posted
on 07-Aug-03 01:36 PM
La ko bhana ta Marich?
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| Dilasha |
Posted
on 07-Aug-03 05:26 PM
ha ha ha asaddhyai hasaunu bho Marich ji le. An absolutely moving piece. btw, hamra Jira Marich two bodies one soul ho ki kya ho? Malai ta pakkai pani Jira dai jastai lagyo ki nabhaye M.P hunuparcha wahan. btw where's M.P these days?
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| marich |
Posted
on 08-Aug-03 06:10 AM
lonely and bheda2, thanks. Bheda2 , yesto kura ma email gaarau ki bhanera sochira chu, ya bhanda pheri byaktigat kura sajhama garyo bhanee aacchyep lagla bhanne dar kya, ma email garaula ni hunna.
Dilasha!! Dhnayabad. ,ma jira pani hoina , m.p. ko jasto prashansaniya gunharu ma ma chainan. ma yehi hun bhanau bhane tapaile malai bholi pheri " Ye! Murdar ta.." bhannu hunecha ..
tesaile ma marich ho marich..Jirako dai, aafani bhai na thahariyo jo.
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