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| suva chintak |
Posted
on 08-Aug-03 08:45 AM
Guys and Gals,
What is the most cleaver T-shirt message you have seen lately? One that makes you think, wow, this one got it right.
A voluptuous client, who must have measured at least size 44 'D', I served last night was wearing one such shirt. It simply said "Hello, I am up here" and a small arrow pointed towards her chin. Putting on my best fresh off the boat innocence, I first complimented her that the color of the T-shirt made a perfect match with the color of her beautiful eyes. That elicited a warm and glowing response from, for lack of a better description, the well-endowed damsel. Taking courage from that, again put on the naive South Asian inquisitive visage and humbly inquired of her "But beautiful maidam, what is the meaning of the 'Hello, I am up here'? I do not understand? We all know that you are up there."
She took a long sigh and proceeded to explain: "Appu, you are so innocent and pure. When I am walking on the streets, people are always staring at my bust. Even in my office, I often find that my boss and my colleges talk to me while they look way below my chin. I almost feel like they are talking to a different person. That is the same way when men make love to me. Man, I hunger for eye contact, but there is none. I got this T-shirt so people would start seeing the person in me and not just the body!"
I told her I felt her pain. Putting on the visage of the numerous Indian godmen, I expressed regret that the American men could not see the beautiful soul behind the azure eyes. I explained to her that in the great eastern tradition, the eyes are the windows to the soul, that is why we have the famous Buddha's eyes all over our cultural representations. It is the sheer and shameless materialism of the American male that prevents its gaze to rise above her gravity-defying bustline, I philosophised. If it was a eastern man, why, he would hardly notice the mammalary glands, he would be immediately captivated by her eyes, I assured her.
Both solaced and impressed with my spiritual discourse, she signed up for a month of private tuition on Indian philosophy. By the end of it, I have promised her that I will undo the Cartesian split and bring her mind and body together. So much for the T-shirt message.
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| marich |
Posted
on 08-Aug-03 09:12 AM
Thi is what saw once on a guys t-shirt, In Ocean city, maryland, on the front of which it was printed:
"HELLO DRUNK LADIEIS, Breathelizer test"
"Please blow here" and a big thick red arrow pointed down towards his Crouch .
On a gentler note, ashu style kya, once i saw a guy wearing a tshirt on the back of which was written
" All books start with an Idea" . I thought that was cool.
More later:
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| marich |
Posted
on 08-Aug-03 09:14 AM
Once i came across a big red neck her in DC, he was from manassas, and his t-shirt said:
"Now You are in America, SPeak ENGLISH"
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| dautari |
Posted
on 08-Aug-03 09:21 AM
"If it was a eastern man, why, he would hardly notice the mammalary glands, he would be immediately captivated by her eyes."
Well, I do not totally agree with that. At least, when I speak for myself. It would be a blatant lie if I say that noticable bustlines never catch my eyes. In fact, they always do.
However, in our society/culture, it is considered highly ill-mannered to stare at a woman's breasts. I have not been to the USA yet, so I don't know if American males do stare at female mammaries. But out here, where I come from, we men do not stare at the boobies, but we also don't/can't restrain ourselves from stealing a look or two at those things. And women, they are all aware of that. yes, they are. At least, that's what they say.
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| marich |
Posted
on 08-Aug-03 09:26 AM
Once there was a busty -lady, actually bazooka- lady would be appropraite, walking on the boardwalk in ocean city, she had a t-shirt on that said :
" I wish these were my Brains" and two arrows pointed to her bosom , witt two little eyes printed right on the curve, byt the nipples.
Aajlai yetti nai :)
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| yoUnGbLooDZ |
Posted
on 08-Aug-03 12:30 PM
"hold my beer while i kiss your gurl"
howz that..
yb
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| yoUnGbLooDZ |
Posted
on 08-Aug-03 12:35 PM
well forget one.. but it was on one beer t-shirt....
said sumthing like.. ugly people had the opportunity to had sex s.. or sumthing like that.. it was quite interesting..
yb
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| Bob Marley |
Posted
on 08-Aug-03 01:41 PM
How about these...
sOTALLY tOBER
I'm shy but I do have a big penis.
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| Rastafariya |
Posted
on 08-Aug-03 04:18 PM
Birader Bob! Why them is saying them is have big appendage? Them if them is have big brain them it would help them more.
Them there is Nepaly saying " Bhagyamani ko Khapparai Thulo Abhaghiko Lakkarai Thulo."
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| Arnico |
Posted
on 08-Aug-03 04:40 PM
I almost bought a t-shirt with the "Intel Inside" logo that said "I smell Inside"... thought it would be a good joke to wear that in the gym.
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| noname |
Posted
on 08-Aug-03 04:46 PM
Chintak! What a job you have in hand, to quote Paschim's phrase used to you and another famous Sajhaites, 'both literally and figuratively' !!
Hope your consort, who once benevolently agreed to contribute POTE and SINDUR to a Sajhites's niece on your behalf, too, is aware of nitty-gritty of your spiritual involvement.
By the way, one of my friend used to lambaste the would-be Good Samaritans that 'SAMNE MITHAIYA PADI HAI, AUR TUM KHANE KI BAJAYA MAKKHIYA BHAGA RAHE HO' !
;)
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| Rastafariya |
Posted
on 08-Aug-03 05:46 PM
Birader Peopal! them I is like them Nepali Messages. but them it hard to put on Daura.
Or Chaubandi. But some of them is good messages. Like them:
yeta na utti Bakhra ko Puchchar.
Napauney le kera payo Bokra tachi Khayo.
Them there is more
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| SITARA |
Posted
on 09-Aug-03 07:07 AM
THE JOYS OF SAX!!!!!!!!!!!
Saxophone restaurant and bar
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| Rastafariya |
Posted
on 09-Aug-03 09:08 AM
Sistter Sitara! I is play them sax all them time. But I is always play them sax with Iself. I is get all them joy because I is not have to share with them anybody. But it not mean that I is selfish.
I is love them joy of sax very much.
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| yOuNgBlOoDz |
Posted
on 10-Aug-03 09:11 AM
how bout a chick with HUGE ( , ) ( , ) ... wearing a t-shirt that says
GOT MILK?
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| caliluv |
Posted
on 10-Aug-03 10:15 AM
how abt this ?
temporary organ donar
i can donate it for you tonight
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| terimabajiya |
Posted
on 12-Aug-03 11:24 AM
dharan ma aeuta chappri ko chicks le lagayeko shirt ma- "i look better naked" lekheko dekhda maile sodhe- "bahini ko shirt ma ke lekheko ho tyasto... sacchai ho?" ... she had no idea what it meant and said her brother sent it from HK... oh! brother, who art thou?
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| hangu lama |
Posted
on 12-Aug-03 03:25 PM
terimabajiya! Yes i'm the proud brother and yes i got her the Tshirt cause she really looks better naked. Look at her with another Tshirt. Isn't she just cute?
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| khimu |
Posted
on 12-Aug-03 03:34 PM
hey Hanhu lama tyo panty tala tani deu na ani po whole world dekhinchha
by the way her Nipple is looking sexy, she got absolutley natural "Nipple"
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How about "Born to be wild" T-shirt
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| llcoola |
Posted
on 13-Aug-03 08:25 AM
Check this out
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| goredai |
Posted
on 13-Aug-03 08:44 AM
A gay guy wearing a T-shirt with a print "Wine me Dine me 69 me"
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| babaji |
Posted
on 13-Aug-03 01:51 PM
FCUK IT
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| chick pea |
Posted
on 12-Sep-03 10:42 AM
"My other body is in the shop"
"Organized people are just too lazy to look for things"
"I started out with nothing! I have most of it left"
"Always being right is an awesome responsibility"
"I childproofed my house, but they still get in!"
"I am only wearing black until they make something darker."
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