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| jira |
Posted
on 17-Aug-03 05:32 PM
I have been loafing in sajha.com since last two dog months. Everytime I think of quitting this game, my good angel says, "Ke garchhas jira bahira gayera..yattai bus alideen..hya porno dekhi liyera raksi samma becchhan belabela(n)". And, here I am with the mercy of my good angel! May it be my sole inaptitude to grasp the depth, but it seems like nine out of ten threads end up in unnecessary debate no matter what the topic is. Byana kholyo..."Kisna bhirma pahiro gayo..photo heram",..dui deen pachi pheri khotalyo....tero bawu bhanda mero bawu thulo...mailey kunni kata padhya..tailey upinya lay tokney gundri school ma padhya. Believe me, my Internet cookies are filled up with all these threads. If this trend continues, I wonder how long will my PC handle all these invectives? It has been hardly one year since I bought this computer.. Other than Microsoft bug, if something happens to my computer, it will be no longer good. I have not bought this one-year warranty deal either. Pahilo ek barsha ma ke po bigrancha ra? kina chaiyo warranty malai? Even the true American couple does not file for divorce
within a year.
Scientists in Japan recently made a software that can understand the barking of the dog and decodes it interms of human dialogue but they say it is very expensive and not in the market yet. Lucky Nepal! Japan has been the prime donor country for us. Now, we can at least understand what these Mawobadis are saying. Wish I were in Nepal to witness all these talks. Anyway, I have to do something for my country. Let me know if there is another protest scheduled infront of UN building. Ke garney yaar, asylum file garey pani naarabaaji ta ragat mai lekhya cha ni mero.....NY ma basey pani Aakhir desh ko laagi pani ta kyai garna paryo. Aun sancchi.... Have you guys heard about the NY psychiatric team coping with the people who have suffered from aftermath trauma created by this blackout? A mother drowns her four kids, father shots his three infants...they are all normal until they experience blackout. People who face blackout ought to have psychiatric help while a man caught in shooting spree is just another sniper. What do they think of themselves?..some kind of supernatural phenomena!!....joke..joke... Anyway, it does not matter. After all, everything is joke and that is what we have been experiencing from early human era. Gita lay pani yuastai bhancha: Aru lay garey balaatkaar..kisna ji lay garey chamatkaar. Prabhu ko lila aparampaar!!!
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| Biswo |
Posted
on 17-Aug-03 05:54 PM
Jiraji,
A funny piece. Enjoyed a lot.
Btw, isn't it interesting that there are no humour writers in Nepalese vernacular newspapers/magazines anymore?Of course, there are some, but it is so hard to find them.Reading your humour piece was a pleasant interlude!
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| Gunaraj |
Posted
on 17-Aug-03 09:28 PM
Jiraji, nice to read your piece again.... which day of the month is your piece coming out on sajha? ehehehe
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| Bob Marley |
Posted
on 18-Aug-03 02:15 AM
Prabhu Prabhu....Lau na
Jira ji...
I think you're an interesting person.
Kurai ta ho ni saamdi jyu. Kahiley yeta Kahiley uta. Peer na maanus. Aaram sangha bashnush. Hai
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| Nepe |
Posted
on 18-Aug-03 10:33 AM
Jira ji,
Let me share mero mun bhitra ko kura. I have always enjoyed your chwaassa swad pareka comments in this board. However, I always missed 'aau priye..'. (I know some people will not be able to appreciate it, but paarakhi haru jaandachhan how extraordinary that muktak was). I always waited the same peak of glory to return. Now I believe, it has returned. With a series of your uniquely styled comedy pieces, you brought a new glory to Sajha. Thank you, Jira.
Sharp comments on the deterioration of the threads, unintelligible tongue of the Maobadis, the great black-out and a hilarious ending.
Just a comment, aren't the minds of the monarch and the tongues of the other political parties more incomprehensible than that of the Maoists ? In fact, I think, particularly at this point of time, when Girija ko boli ko thegan chhaina, and there seems to be a less than a 100% correspondence between what King Gyanendra says in his interview and what he made his khetala sarkar put on the table with the Maoists, that Japanese software is badly needed to analyze the barking of these guys. Yes, the barking of the Maoists is monotonous, .. Bham..Bhi..Bhaan..Bha...Bhaa... Bham..Bhi..Bhaan..Bha...Bhaa... But it's clear, it's Sambhidhan sabha.
By the way, it seems Maharaj Gyanendra is really for a game. We are to see his 'constructive' games before it ends in a bloodshed. And if that happens, it won't be 8000. Add another zero to it.
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| sparsha |
Posted
on 18-Aug-03 11:10 AM
Public in Nepal is facing heat from three sides. There is no fourth side visible. So, no escape or waiting. Yes, the verticle sight to the sky seems open but the boss up there is either simply not-interested or "lila" has to run at any cost.
Three sides engaged in roasting the public are deeply roasted themselves with frustration. "kuhiraka kaag" so called leaders claim to lead. ---First show us coming out of this fog.---
As they say, "be careful with that naked man who offers you his shirt".
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"Gita lay pani yuastai bhancha: Aru lay garey balaatkaar..kisna ji lay garey chamatkaar."
Jira ji, kun Gita ko kuro garya? tyai purba ulkatar ghar bhai hal kathmandu nagarpalika basjhyang tala dera gari basne barsa 29 ki? tyasle paila paila "arule gare balatkar--surje le gare chamatkar bhanthi". "Yo kisna bhanne ko chaleko re chha achel?" "khub *hit* chha re haina?" Asti gaurighat ma ni tyaskai kura garthe ra ni.
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| oys_chill |
Posted
on 18-Aug-03 11:22 AM
Jira jyu, hajur ko lekh ni aparampar nai cha ;)
Its like reading Rolling Stones' hall of fame article amidst all the trash bout garbage and garage bands ;)!
aroo ni jawos!
PS. balatkar and chamatkar hmm...interesting!
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| marich |
Posted
on 18-Aug-03 02:16 PM
jira baule garcha , malai ghat lagya ta tyo japanese le decode garne kura..kasto milayeko pheri, sadya nibuwa khadai tarunile jibro padka ko jasto Twaaakaaa
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| jira |
Posted
on 19-Aug-03 08:26 AM
Biswoji!
thanks for your compliment. There used to be few humor writers
when I was in Nepal. dunno if they still exist
Gunaji!
it is truely sporadic...bhagwaaan krishna lay bhanya jastai
jaba jaba sansaar ma anyaya ra atyachaar badchha
ma yo birat roop dharan gari awunechhu sristhi samhalna
...tara khai..aphnai sthiti samhaliya chaina hya..heram
Bob marley prabhu,
hajoor lai 27 barsha ma mahaparinirwaan prapta bhako rey ghaans
badhi bhera.....pheri dekhiyo ni hya ta....ki Elvis taal garya
ajhaai samma suspense...Thank you for your words.
Nepeji,
kuro gahiro cha. Khai ma tyo pooltics ma chai khai keke
tha nabha kuro ke bhannu......Aba arka parti ta bulldog nai bhai
haley ni..palda palda software nai nachainey bhai sakyo badhta
ghoolmil bhayera. Thank you. :-)
Sparshaji,
aun...tyo baashjhangey kisney ajkaal ali badhi uttawulo bhai re cha
thik pardim! marji hose...
Oys,
rolling stone bhanda kasto chwassa garyo......ajkaal
chhota joke khai ta?
Marichji,
Nibuwa ta aba khana parcha ni ooo ganthey......tyo Japanese lai
bhanera supply garna parcha..hai yo pala..wootai khaamla aba :-)
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| Dilasha |
Posted
on 19-Aug-03 09:54 AM
Jira dai...I seriously think you should start your own humor column in one of the widely read electronic papers. I'm very serious. How about Nepali Times? Kunda dai lai email pathaunus na. Send them (the editors) your few samples from Sajha and try it out. chandai nai garnu paro. yo bahini ko request kya hajur lai! Natra bhaye phursad milya belama mai request gardinchu, hunchan?
The reason I'm asking you is as someone pointed out, you have the "khoobility" to bring joy and laughter and laughter is what we need especially at this trying times. I know one has to be in that certain mode of assessing one's thoughts to write them down which does not happen all the time and as someone told me, when you work for a paper, there's always deadlines and sometimes there's nothing to write about and the pressure can make you deliver something that's not heart-felt which is understandable. So Jira dai, you could do it on a "whenever i feel like it I'll write" basis ni, hundaina? Again, this is just a suggestion hai.
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| jira |
Posted
on 19-Aug-03 06:20 PM
Dilasha!
Thank you for your great suggestion. I considered myself a novice so never thought about that. I mostly target the readers who are well blended between sammodnrapaar and samoondrawaar. khai keke...tyasto ma gayesi pharakka pharkinda ghanti knyakni haru ko line dekhincha....bichaar garchu.:-)
Once again, thank you for your encouraging words.
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| Trikal |
Posted
on 20-Aug-03 05:02 PM
Jiraji,
Nice and funny piece...
Kati haasne ?? Pravhu ko lila aparmpar vayejastai, Tapahin ko lekhaai lila pani baarambaar aairahos ...
Trikal....
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