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paad ka Posted on 19-Aug-03 02:27 AM

King Passes Gas


BBC has learned that Maharaj Gyanendra of Nepal, aka Mr Paad (below) , has farted in a public forum. This smelly incident occured as the King was eating a plate of momos.
The chief negotiator for Maoist rebels in Nepal has said the King must stop farting for the peace talks to resume..

His majesty agreed to eat fewer momos, and to squeeze his butt tighter when he is primed to flatulate.

The rebel negotiator, Baburam Bhattarai, said in a newspaper article that the success of the King depends on whether the King can "control his chak."

He urged King Gyanendra to give people a chance to smell his royal fart.

Gyanenedra obliged and pooped his pants.






Bob Marley Posted on 19-Aug-03 03:42 AM

He shits on his own pants. Well his face says that.