| jira |
Posted
on 05-Sep-03 06:24 PM
A six month old calf has been missing for days. So far, 600 leads have been collected but no sign of its whereabouts. "It is less likely to be the work of terrorist but it has not been ruled out yet", an expert says in an interview with Fox news. This is today's headline. Can you believe it? Gai ko baccho haraye ni terrorism..If it continues, I have to anticipate another feature in every automated service which will say.."If you are terrorist, press 2". And, it will be few extra lines of code for Srinivashan, a Karnataka based java guru. Forget about terrorism, Parushramji is now worried about recent havoc in Nepal rather than a charge due to which he had to fled Nepal for some Kamisan ghotala in RNAC. His wife is even worried about upcoming summer camp for her chicano looking son who often shrugs when tried to be fed gundruk mashwyura at home. "Saagpaat khwunawoonda accent bigrela hai bhauju..woosaiko ruchi anusaar ko Burger khwaunoos..chyapu phattiyera nikkai ramro accent sunincha", somebody was suggesting the family. Have you guys ever tried pronouncing water when your dentist is working with your teeth. "I need sammo waaahaa". The typical Wales accent emerges when you are desperate for some water in the middle of your dental appointment. The more you make the space beteween your upper and lower jaw, the better will be your English accent. Then you will be able to help your Tony blair sounding customer..Sir! do you need some chips and waaha?
I am tired of this waaha thing. Eventhough I want to, I can not imitate this waaha. Everytime I try to be different, I always encounter the same old statement.. "So you are from land of everest, do you guys eat beef back home??...I said, "NO...Hell NO".
Ramadaan ko manchey lai Ribbs nasodhnu, gaidaan garney manchey lai Beef nasodhnu but these waaha people never understand. And how about Turkey??? I am often agitated by the series of questions. "Syano syano pardai lagi rachhus, aba Jelly fish ni bhanna ekchhin pacchi", Really, I would say so. They assume that we know everything they know. Isn't that stupid?? How would they feel if I ever asked them..Lakhey selako herya chhas kisnaastami ma?, Teej agadi tero 56 year old fiance lay dur khancchey ta?..Shall I? By the way, I read the formation of Teej committee in some Sajha thread. I have never heard of Teej committee except Huzz committee. My neighbor back home, Mr. Saleem Miya had almost lost his bangle shop when he tried to go to Makka with some Huzz committee. Poor fella! lost his lifetime savings when converting Rupees to Dinar. Anyway, Our currency is never strong against anything. If things detoriates more, there will soon be another nepali currency called "Maworu", 1000 Maworu is equivalent to 1 Japanese Yen.
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| oys_chill |
Posted
on 07-Sep-03 09:57 AM
hey jira dai,
padna ta hijai padeko......it was thoroughly entertaining as always! aroo ni jawos. achel campus ma virus lagera, internet pauna ni garho cha.
"How would they feel if I ever asked them..Lakhey selako herya chhas kisnaastami ma?, Teej agadi tero 56 year old fiance lay dur khancchey ta"...hahah jira dai, tyo chai babal ghat paryo......kyarnu, yestai ho! malai ek choti lakhey le lakhatya cha ni baccha ma. those days, didn't have a clue lakhey was non other than one of the drunkards of dabali...saato putlo udya!
la aroo ni lekhdai garum hai?
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