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| isolated freak |
Posted
on 10-Sep-03 04:37 AM
Dear all,
Sorry to start a new thread on a topic that's just irrelevant to many of the visitors.
Is there any Sajhaites in Beijing? I am dying to meet a nepali, however there are none in my school. So, if people going to schools in Beijing are reading this, please send me an email, or come by my dorm for some beer.
My address:
Shaoyuan (San Hal Lou)
3-208
Peking University (bei da)
Wo hai mei mai shou ji, so meiyou dian hua hao ma.
Anyways, SuvaChintak what's happening with your plan to visit China. Fortunately, my holidays start from the 28th of this month.
Ashu dai,
Found a good deal on Innwer Mongolia travel. I'll send you the details in a seperate mail.
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| isolated freak |
Posted
on 10-Sep-03 04:39 AM
(San Hal Lou)
= San Hao Lou
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| ashu |
Posted
on 10-Sep-03 05:21 AM
IF,
Get in touch with ST in Sanghai.
He can put you in touch with a residing-in-Beijing-for-a-long-time Nepali family.
Now as Sajha's unofficial China correspondent, you can promote sajha.com to
1.6 billion Chinese!! :-)
oohi
ashu
ktm,nepal
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| oys_chill |
Posted
on 10-Sep-03 08:14 AM
Hey Iso bro,
though you forgot your promise........hmmmmmmmm its ok. perhaps the unseen forces must have stolen the pic ;)
in anycase, just wanted to wish you the very best in your studies there. aroo tyai ho. keep in touch!
Oys
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| Poonte |
Posted
on 11-Sep-03 09:29 AM
Priya mitra Isolated Freak,
Haardik Samjhana!
Sathi, timi sakushal Beijing pugechhou, audhi khushi laagyo. Tyo dakshinkali, bhadrakali, ra Bronk ko habsini kali laai bhakkal rakheko pura bho...aba bholi nai gayera Dakshinkali laai 108 wata ful, Bhadrakali laai 108 wata boka ko puchhar (kykarnu, sathi...108 wata singai boka chadauna ta gachhya ma chhaina mero), ani tyo Bronx ko habsini kali laai 108 wata naak ko bulaaki (plastic ko--soon ko bhaye ta aafai rakhchhu!) chadaunchhu! Kamaladi Ganeshthan ma 108 wata laddu pani!
Aba tei ho sathi, timi gayesi gaam ghar shunya bhaa chha...Suntali, Chamkeli, Fulmati...teenai jana timi gaye dekhun daako chhodera kwaaa kwaaa roi ranthe harek din...hijo feri tyo palla ghare Akkal baa ko chhora Raainla Akkale laahur baata wapas aayesi musukka haasna thaaleka chhan. Euti laai ta resam ko petti coat ni diyeko re Raainla Akkale le...chyaateko parechha..."kun chai raaandi le chalai sakeko petticoat malai diyo" bhanera khub chitta dukhai raa thee...arko pali timi farkanda chaai biryand niu Chinese patuka lyaideu...tesle kassam hola tyo Raainla Akkale laai chhodera timi sangai poila jaanchhe!
Aba tyo birano chinyaa ko desh ma, sathi...je payo tei nakhanu. Tee mora chinya haru ta sahro ma dhunga ta geelo ma goo bahek sab khaanchhan bhanera suneko...aru je gareni gaai chai nakhanu hai , sathi...napunsak banaunchha re haami Hindu harule gaai ko masu khayo bhane...feri tyo Chamkeli umkeli!
Daaya-baaya laspas ni nagarnu sathi...tyo chinani aaimai haru sanga! Feri pyachai talliyeko aankha bhaako chhora janmyo bhane gai-bhainsi charauna ni baato nadekhne hola...chaur ma charaunchhu bhanera bhir tira lagyo bhane daiba aai laagchha! Baru, Bhrikuti jasti sundar, sishil taruni euti, duiti, teenti paayeu bhane chaai euti timi rakhnu, banki duiti mero laagi jogaunu! Aabhari rahane thiyen!
Hamro arko param mitra Suva Chintak pani aaune re ho timro birano desh tira? Ramailo hune bho...baru uslai chaai khasi ho bhanera sutukka dui tukra gaai ko masu khwaidinu ;) Bajjiye laai Mongolai-songolia ni jana chha re...ke ko rel gaadi ko tikat kinne ni? Tyo Great Wall ko wari turukka basna laaune...ani timle nwaran dekhi khaayeko bal jhikera kassera aaek laat haanera paari puryaidine...maile sikako nabhannu, feri farkesi saat juni ko bal nikalera malai ni haandela...yo kalilai budheshkaal ma yamalok pugna chhaina malai...ram, ram...dherai kura po garna baanki chha ta!
La ta, sathi...ahile aachi le attayo...jaana paryo...lota ni kata paryo kunni? Bela bela ma khabar gardai gara hai!
Timlai sandhai maya garne timro param mitra,
Aachi attayera pidit,
Poonte.
Meribassaiiiiiiiiii...hijo bharkhar kineko naya kattu ma chuiyechha ki ke ho alikati? Dhet! mero khappar! I mean, mero tyo...ke jaati...
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| SimpleGal |
Posted
on 11-Sep-03 10:42 AM
Poonte,
I have never laughed so hard in my life!!!! Lab ma aru khairini harule ghurera herna thali sake.
My fav. line "bronx ko habsini kali" !! LOL
What would sajha be without the killer humor of Poonte!
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| SimpleGal |
Posted
on 11-Sep-03 10:47 AM
Haseko sur ma it slipped my mind to wish ISO FREAK jyu the very best in his academic and social life in Beijing. Do let us know of your experiences. Would be lovely to read them.
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| Dilasha |
Posted
on 11-Sep-03 12:13 PM
ha ha ha!! poonte daju ley sarai hasaunu bho espaali pani. haina kaanta aaucha ehto kuro leukhna hajur lai?
isolated freak lai mero pani shubhakamana ani sandesh
dherai isolated bhayera nabasnu natra rooprang bigrera chiniya didi bahiniharu sabai tarsera bhaaglan. suvachintak jyu lai ramrasi ghumaunu natra great wall ko tuppo ma basi boston ko "Indi mastah" lai yaad gari dhuru dhuru rolaan. la eti nai. wishing you the best!
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| dogz |
Posted
on 11-Sep-03 01:50 PM
Looks like some of you guys are goin to China pretty soon, thought you guys might find it helpful.
Learn Chinese in 5 secs !!
1) That's not right............................Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harbouring a fugitive?...............Hu Yu Hai Ding?
3) See me ASAP.................................Kum Hia Nao
4) Stupid Man..................................Dum Gai
5) Small Horse.................................Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the beach?....................Wai Yu So Tan?
7) I bumped into a coffee table................Ai Bang Mai Ni
8) I think you need a face lift................Chin Tu Fat
9) It's very dark in here......................Wai So Dim?
10) I thought you were on a diet................Wai Yu Mun Ching?
11) This is a tow away zone.....................No Pah King
12) Our meeting is scheduled for next week......Wai Yu Kum Nao?
13) Staying out of sight........................Lei Ying Lo
14) He's cleaning his automobile................Wa Shing Ka
15) Your body odor is offensive.................Yu Stin Ki Pu
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| suva chintak |
Posted
on 11-Sep-03 02:12 PM
dogz,
What a useful tip I thought when I began reading your posting. I was actually thinking of asking my Chinese neighbor to write me some 10 -12 of the most commonly used Chinese phrases before leaving for China.
When I got to 'Wai So Dim', I knew dogz was pulling my leg! Man, you cracked me up! But I am not going to practice any of your phrases on the Chinese, they might then really crack me good...especially the 'Chin Tu Fat'!
Keep up the good humor buddy! Now I got to run to prepare for the China conference.
SC
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| SimpleGal |
Posted
on 11-Sep-03 02:27 PM
Dogz, that was funny! :)
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| terimabajiya |
Posted
on 11-Sep-03 02:33 PM
(laadibaadi bhui ma peat michdai).... hahahahahahahahahahah dogz le hasayo hahahahahahaha.
where's our cuz from far east, hung_lo?... is he 'lei ying lo' or 'wa shing ca'
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| KaleKrishna |
Posted
on 11-Sep-03 06:29 PM
IFji,
Inspite of the crossstrait tension, if any chance to drop by this tiny island which Talu claims as its own, you will find a good friend.
Tai Da
Shin Hai Lu
Kochin Susa 703
Ponteeji, aru ta sab thik cha, Shuv Chintakji lai napunsak banaune udeshya bhujiyena ne, ki kunai internal competition cha virility testing ma.
Shuv Chintakji, tapai China gaera farkepache testo kei feeling bhae ma malai sampark garnu maile kei musa ma ramro result ayeko steroidogenic herbs pathaidiula, tes pache ta tapai ko competitive edge feri ayehalcha ne.
No offence intended.
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| noname |
Posted
on 11-Sep-03 07:01 PM
IF, have a nice time in China. Hope to get glimpses of inside story in China from you. Do post some pics (With a smiling SC in the front) in your free time.
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| isolated freak |
Posted
on 11-Sep-03 11:54 PM
poonte, tapaiko patra ko lagi dhanyabaad.
also,
thanks to all. Everyone's welcome to visit Beijing.
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| KaLaNkIsThAn |
Posted
on 12-Sep-03 02:20 AM
Isooooooooooooooo
peace bro!!
"subhakamana bhari.. umhuuuu aha ha, ummm haa ha hahaaa, ahaaa ahaaa haaa"
Make sure you get drunk, you have bunch of GF's and you have studied.
Life yestai ho bro, marye si dummai raja. :P
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| SITARA |
Posted
on 12-Sep-03 03:51 AM
IF ji,
I am so happy for you that you are going for further studies...(many many reasons that I cannot write down.... but, I think you know what I mean.) I wish you, all the best!!! I will email you soon. Please do keep in touch.
Suva ji;
Ahem ahem! Testing virility, going to Mongolia, sowing wild oats, ploughing fields... whatever you do, may you be safe. Keep a bodysuit handy, your tent flap closed, mind off maidens, don't drink and drive camels, stay off the edge of the Great Wall and return safely.
:)
But, joking aside, have a wonderful trip and return safely. :)
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| Poonte |
Posted
on 12-Sep-03 07:53 AM
Pyaro mitra Suva Chintak,
Muri, muri 432 wata daalo bhari ko maya ra samjhana!
Sathi, tyo muri muri maya 108 wata doko ma haaleko thiyen...chuhiyela bhanne dar le daalo ma haaleko...432 wata laagyo!
Timi pani haamro arko mitra Aaisolyated Feereek saathi kahan pugna laageko khabar payen. Ani maile IF laai patra ma thattai thatta ma timlai gaai ko maasu khuwaunu, laat hannu bhanera, ;) gardai lekheko thiyen...tyo paajee Kale le aunlyaidiye pachhi po malai ni kasto kasto laagyo...biraani bhaye maaf paam hai, sathi! Kyarnu? Aafno audhi jiskane baani, ani feri yo haad nabhako jibro pani sahrai ladbarine kahile kaahin. Anyatha nasocha saathi...natra mari jaam malai Gandaki le bagaune bho!
Aba, timile Chin ma pugda ke ke launu parchha bhanera sodhera pathaayeko raichhou...saathi ko mamta baapak, maile timilaai euta coat, euta daant maajhne burush, euta timro sab bhanda man parne shirt, eak jor boot, eak jor paaint, aek jor moja, aek jor Hanuman kattu pathaune bichaar gareko chhu...tyo maajha ghare Bal Bahadur ko kanchha chhoro le shahar samma lagera hulaak maarfat pathaidinchhu bhaneko chha.
Sathi, tyo Bale ko kanchho le bhaneko...tee saaman haru aekdam gahrungo bho re...dherai paisa laagchha re. Tesaile maile tesko wajan ghatauna, daant maajhne burush ko beed aadha bhaanchi diyeko chhu...coat ko bahula haru kaati diyeko chhu, ani taank haru chaai jhikera dayaan patti ko khalti ma haaldeko chhu...boot ra moja aek aek jor haaleko thiyen...euta, euta jhiken...ani paaint laai kaatera half paaint banaideko chhu...kattu ta testai singai chha...shirt le po tension diyo ni, saathi!
Paanch wata shirt thiyo...kun halne kun bhayo...euta maatra raakha bhanthyo kanchho le...ani "ini, mini, maaina, mo" gareko pyaat tyo Fulan Devi ko nakshaa bhaako shirt chaai parne hoina...4-5 choti "ini,mini, maaina, mo" garen...a-huh, Fulan Devi ma aula le taakya haina...ani, simmmmyyaaa jhyakne bhanera tei Fulan Devi laai nai kochidiyen tyo byag ma! Chamkeli shahar ko boarding ma padhda sikera ayeko, ani haamlai sikako tyo "ini,mini, maina, mo" chaai kaam nalaagne wahiyaat kuro raichha!
Ani saathi, yee sab saaman pathaye baapat maile ni kehi paune aasha gareko chhu...timi Mongolia chhanda aloo kheti ramrari sikera aaunu, sathi...aaloo umaarna aekdam sipaalu hunchhan re tiniharu. Ani, Chin baata ke ke tyo baagh ko nangra ko okhati hunchha bhanchhan...aaloo umaarne teknik, ra tyo Chini baagh ko nangra ko okhati prayog garera timi gaam farkesi KAPAAL kheti garna chha...maile mero khopadi ma syaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnno tukra euta maidaan timlai bhanera raakhi raako chhu...kyarnu, sathi...kalilai budheshkaal ma khopadi chillai bho--kapaal kheti nagari bhayena..."khaderi layeko Bhim Daanda aafno aang mathi bokera hidchha yo budho" bhanera jiskyaunchhan sab gaamle haru le!
La ta, saathi...hijo IF sathi laai ni patra lekhda lekhdai disaa le ataayeko thiyo...aja ni testai paryo. Chheu ma kopara ta raakheko thiyen, bhariyechha...aaja diaper ni launa birsechhu...daudana paryo!
Timro yaatra safal rahos...sakushal wapas aayos bhanera feri aek choti tyo Bhadra Kaali, Maha Kaali, Dakshin Kaali ra Bronx ko habsini kaali laai praarthana gardachhu. Ahile laai bida paam...Tare maam!
Uhi Suva Chintak saathi ko subhekchhak,
Poonte.
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| suva chintak |
Posted
on 12-Sep-03 08:47 PM
IF jyu,
My travel details have finally come through, I will arrive in the fair city of Beijing on 10/1/03. I will be engaged with the conference for the next four days. Then on the 4th or the 5th, we can make a beeline for our date with the Great Khan's female descendents in Inner Mongolia. We can then just move south and east for the next week or so and arrive to partake of the decadence of Shanghai, the Whole of the East.
KaleKrishna jyu,
Your comment on virility is tangentially related to the focus of this conference: We are trying to ascertain the impact of new sexual enhancement drugs on China's one-child policy. Since the emerging middle class began to adopt Viagra as a daily nutritional supplement over the past couple of years, the WHO and the Chinese Ministry of Population have been concerned about its impact on fertility rates. Available statistics suggest that the frequency of Chinese copulation - both in and out of matrimony - has quadrupled over the past three years.
Even though the sale of contraceptives has also spiked over the same period by roughly the same ratio, valid concerns have been raised whether the condom (contraceptive of choice for the Chinese bourgeoise) designed during the pre-Viagra era can withstand the increased strains and stresses of a drug-induced frenzy. The introduction of Viagel, the new revolutionary drug that promises enhanced and extended orgasms for the females, is expected to further compromise even the most sturdy latext contraceptive accessory. According to recent laboratory tests, the sheer heat, duration, and structural tension generated by the combined effects of Viagra and Viagel is sufficient to shred over 78.02 percent of the condom brands in the market (Dhaal is an exception to this trend...it lets through neither semens, nor any senssation!).
As you can see, this is an issue that will impact the whole world due to higher rates of pupulation growth. So fellow Sajhites, if you have any personal or anecdotal evidence about the impact of Viagra/Viagel, I urge you to pass it to me on this forum, your privacy will be utterly respected. Your timely disclosure could save humanity from the Malthusian armageddon...so do your bit for mankind before it is too late.
dogz jyu,
I nominate you for the best humor of the month! It was first rate!
Poonte jyu,
Now I know why you love to shuttle between NY and DC so frequently. You go to Jackson Heights and get the resident Habsini maiya to give you a mighty shove that lands you in DC. On the return trip, the Campus Kali is only too happy to get you ballistic back to NY. Kasto ramro Poonte kaida, jatti garyo utti faida! Ssssss, we don't want to let bhabi jyu know about this mode of transportation, do we?
Thank you for the warm clothing. And I will definitely remember to bring you some Chinese talu tonic and bagh ko aphrodia[sic]!!
Glad you are back in Sajha, we need more of your wit here!
Sitara jyu,
Thank you so much for your travel tips and wishes for this journey, I will definitely keep them in mind once I step on the steppe.
As per your earlier suggestion, I intend to do no more driving in Mongolia, so rest assured on that score! If they be such good riders...all they will hear from me is 'Baby you can drive my car.' Since I am not a man who has to assert his virility by being in control, I will let them Khan maidens be in charge...the perfect laid-back guy.
Keep shining your Sitara self and I am sure to be safe. Glad you are back again!
SC
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| Bhunte |
Posted
on 12-Sep-03 09:13 PM
IF, nice to read that you already got there. I couldn't make up our 2nd meeting as something came up that day. We'll meet again sometime in future in undisclosed location...
Shuva Chintak jyu, What kind of trip to Mangolia is-- pleasure, marriage, work?? Anyway, I heard that Mangolian Bar-B-Q is famous and one can enjoy there horse meat and milk products. Enjoy the trip and share the travel journey ......
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| dogz |
Posted
on 12-Sep-03 09:21 PM
La hai, I congratulate myself.
Suva cheng lee, than ku !!
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| suva chintak |
Posted
on 14-Sep-03 03:39 PM
Dear Bhunte jyu (any relation to Poonte?),
Thank you for your good wishes for the road.
No, Mongolia will be entirely devoted to pleasure. I leave all work back in Beijing! Marriage in Mongolia...ummmm, sounds interesting, no? I will suggest this to the Great Khan's daughter, lets see what she thinks about it!
About your food tips...let's see if I can bring myself to handle the horse bbq. Maybe my sense of adventure will get the bettter of me once I get into the tent. But I am definitely looking forward to all things from and of milk!
Any other tips are welcome!
SC, the footloose
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| gal1 |
Posted
on 14-Sep-03 08:16 PM
hmm IF
You already there in China !!!
Anyway
Good luck for ur further studies
gal1
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| ashu |
Posted
on 14-Sep-03 09:04 PM
SC and IF,
I am very, very tempted to join you guys in Mangolia.
Ever since I read Richard Feynman's book "Tuva or Bust" and saw the documentary "Genghis Blues", I've always wanted to go to Mangolia and do
some, ahem, throat singing in a bar. :-)
For more:
http://www.sciam.com/article.cfm?articleID=00080AA2-BA32-1C73-9B81809EC588EF21
Mangolia, I am told, is a country managed and run by people in their 20s and 30s.
IF, email me your phone number ASAP so that I can get in touch with you for details.
oohi
"clearing my throat for the throat-singing competition in Mangolia"
ashu
ktm,nepal
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| Poonte |
Posted
on 15-Sep-03 10:02 AM
Ashu pani Mongolia jaane aba? Timlai ni euta chithi lekham? eheheh
Asti Trikaal guru le nidhar herera...uttar poorbi tira...Khan khalak ka rajya tira...likhit samparka badhne jureko chha bhannu bhaa thyo...ho raichha kyare....Trikal guru kahan jaanu paryo 108 wata laddu liyera...kasto thyakkai milaayeko budha le ;) Baru 108 wata laddu khayera pet futos :P
Ke ho yo sab ka sab Mongolia tarfa? Janti tra haina katai? Ahem! Ghus-ghuse tarika le sutukkai bihe garna jana laa jasto chha ni Suva Chintak jyu? Ma pani hidchhu...kaam kuro aeka tira, kumlo boki Ulaan Bataar tira! Aajai hidiyo bhane ta arko saal samma pugiyela ni...bihe ta miss bhai haalchha...chhora ko Nwaaran nira tuplukka knicha daant dekhaundai aai pugamla tapain ko dhoka nira...baru, thakit hunchhu kyare tettinjel samma...108 gilaas chini-pani tayaar pari rakham hai!
La, ma laagen kumlo poko paarna...jai shree dakshinkali, bhadrakali, mahakali, Bronx ko habsini kali...mero rakshyaa gara!
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| suva chintak |
Posted
on 15-Sep-03 10:59 AM
Ashu jyu,
Do come, we should have a blast with the Mongolian Hearts!
Poonte jyu!
Your long trek to Ulan Bator was funny. But, this time it is not for saddi...we will be just checking out the Khan maiyas kya! Kuro mile cha bhane arko sal tira dhantaran huncha hola. So do start walking, we don't want to miss you on the great occasion.
Aba Hajur le ke ko Mongolia samma hidne ni? Hazur ki Bronx ki Habsini kali Kul Devi le ek lat kassera poonte ko pachdi thoki bhane ta hammi bhanda ni chhito hazur uha pugi ra re kya! Ho hazur, tyo kali nani lai ramro sanga rakhaun hai, bela bela hazur lai khubi kam lagche...bisesh gari bhauju maita tira hinya belan!
Uta Mongolia bata ni auti laydinu parcha ki baru? Aba hamra gaun tira buda paka le 'Marda ki tinti' bhanera tighra thokthe. Aba tyo kanchi aye pachi baru Bhauju ko pani sewa chakadi garthini, hazur lai ni ramailo, Bhauju lai ni aaram hune kuro ho. Tesaile aba dui ta buda budi le ghar salla garera chaine nai ho bhane, khabar pam, lai halchu ni dui char oti ukkhar mauli haru lai!
Hal lai bida pam! Bhat khane tyam bha jasto cha, bhok pani layera ayo baa!
SC
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| Bhunte |
Posted
on 15-Sep-03 04:58 PM
SC jyu,
Poonte sanga ahile samma kehi nata gota chhaina , khoi pachhi ke po nata parne ho....Probably Samdhi?? kaso poonte......ehehe
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| KaleKrishna |
Posted
on 15-Sep-03 06:57 PM
Shuv Chintak jiu,
I had emailed you related with your forthcomming conference. It seems there was error in it, would you mind writing me in jhlin@ccms.ntu.edu.tw.
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| isolated freak |
Posted
on 15-Sep-03 10:34 PM
hey kalanki, bhunte, sitara, oys all, thanks for your wishes.
ashu dai, I am yet to buy a phone. I will do it this week and email you the no.
also,
SC, ashu dai, let me know when works best for you guys to go to Inner Mongolia. The chinese holiday season starts at the end of this month, so I have to book everything in advance. The cost from beijing to IM is about 750 Kuai (around 100 USD) for 4 days. My break starts freom the 27th to october 5-6.
time for another interesting 3 hr. class!!!!!
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| suva chintak |
Posted
on 16-Sep-03 02:30 PM
IF jyu,
That deal to Inner Mongolia seems unbelievable...hotel stay, horse riding, transportation, food and all the other little comforts (ahem) just for 750 rupiah! I am excited.
I will finish all my conference work by 4th of October. So we should head north out of Beijing on the earliest flight/train on October 5th. By the way do we take the train or fly? Will we be able to ride some camels as well?
More later,
SC
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| suva chintak |
Posted
on 16-Sep-03 02:40 PM
IF jyu,
That deal to Inner Mongolia seems unbelievable...hotel stay, horse riding, transportation, food and all the other little comforts (ahem) just for 750 rupiah! I am excited.
I will finish all my conference work by 4th of October. So we should head north out of Beijing on the earliest flight/train on October 5th. By the way do we take the train or fly? Will we be able to ride some camels as well?
More later,
SC
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| SITARA |
Posted
on 16-Sep-03 02:56 PM
Alright Suva ji!
You da Lawrence of Mongolia!
Waiting to read your Huin-Tsang-esque travelogues: From Boston to Beijing to Ulaanbataar to the joys of camel rides.
hehe!
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| Poonte |
Posted
on 16-Sep-03 03:40 PM
Ram, Ram, Ram...SC jyu? Ke bolya testo? Yo kali yug ma mera paapi kaan le ke sunna parya yesto? Harey, daiba! Kun juni ko paap ho yo??? eheheh Kanchhi fuslyauna laayera mero bhaako paanch kesra kapal pani bhutlyaune bichar chha ki ke ho? Bhutlyauna ni pardaina...chimtee le tappa tappa ukhalyo bhane saat choti ma khalaas mero khappare maidaan!
Kun budha paaka le bhanthe testo "Marda ko tinti?" Haamra budha paka le testo bhaneka bhaye ta haamri budhi paaki le chireko daura le khappar dui tukra hune garera dinthee! eheheh Tyo tighra thokne ta parai jaawos...baru khappar futne ta pakkai hunthyo!
Daiba le kripa garun hajur haruko...tyo bhustighre Mongoliani taruni haruko tighraa dekhya chha kahile? Timi-haami ko ta kammar jatro hunchha ho, gaanthe! Chyappai paarera karyak-kuruk, maryak-muruk gare bhane, maa kassam euta haad baanki rahanna...bhaigo, malai ta chahiyena baaa testa raachhasni haru! Baru masinai hos tighra...chyapda ni maalis gare jasto ananda aune! :P
Aee, sanchi...tyo chini ko desh ma bhyaguta ko saapra ni chapauna pugla haai...feri buruk buruk ufrandai firta aauna parla ni...tei maajha ghare kainla ko naati le ni laahur chhanda hang-kang tira khayechha bhyaguta ko masu...chhutti ma ghara aunda...bihe ko aek din aghi nai...ufrera dalin ma khappar thokiyera thaharai bho ni! Taadhai rahanu tyo TWAR-TWARE jantu haruko shikaar dekhi!
Tyo camel-samel chadda ni hosh garnu hai...khasyo bhane khappar futchha...khasena bhane aru kei futla feri ;) baru, tyo asti ko saaman ma aek darjan Hanuman kattu pani haaldim? Bahrai wota aekai choti laayo bhane ta "protyaksion" hola ni, huh? :)
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| suva chintak |
Posted
on 16-Sep-03 04:28 PM
SITARA jyu,
I will do my best to bring you the flavor of Inner Mongolia. If I don't, you know whom to blame: my penmanship! I think your editorial touch could give my dull prose some life. We can then split the proceeds from the NY Times bestseller!
Yes, the camel ride...except that I am getting rather cold feet about the hump! Any remedial riding you can think of to get my cofidence back?
Poonte jyu!
Aba hazhur pani ke saro dar cheruwa bha ni! Tyo Bronx ka tetra tetra badema ka Habsini devi haru lai bhogera ustad bha marda choro pani testa sansana dalli Mongolian taruni ki tighra sanga darauna milcha? Dhat teri, yesto hutti hara kuro garnu bhayena kya! Aru le sune ke bhanlan. Aba tyo Mongolian tighra tyo Habsini ko bhanda teen bhag to aek bhag pani hunna, ram-a-ram hazur!! Tesai daraunu huncha? Bichara Mongolian tyo Habsini bhanda kasta naram, komalangini po hunchan ta! Dui ti na bha ni auti ta pakki layidinchu hazur lai. Jethi bhauju lai gharma, kanchi bhauju lai to tyusi ma rakhera sararara New York sahar ghumda hazur lai nikkai suhauncha kya!!
Huncha, tyo bara ota hanuman kattu turunta pathai dinu paryo. Aba to Camel symaal chadnu cha...aba afno sampati ko naam ma tai family jewels matra ho. Tyo ni mich mach bho bhane ta styanash huncha!
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| suva chintak |
Posted
on 16-Sep-03 07:27 PM
KaleKrishna jyu,
Terribly sorry, maf pam hazur for utterly forgetting to respond to you. Was kind of busy, preparing for the big journey and all the other hassles of working for the Indi Mastah at this tandoori grille.
So you already know Chinese, I presume the Cantonese version? I salute your achievement sir!
But I will get back to you tomorrow.
I enjoyed your comment on Yadav jyu's egg problem...let us pray that it is not too big!
SC
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| Poonte |
Posted
on 17-Sep-03 07:24 AM
SC laai real tighraa ko rahasya nai thaha raina chha...
tyo habsini kali haruko tighra thulo bhayera kyarnu, saathi...thal-thali boso le bhariyeko hunchha....14 minutes aago mathi rakhyo bhane, chararararara garera paglinchha...haad matra banki hunchha...
Hamri Mongoliani taruni haruko tighraa chaai, haamro kammar jatro matra hoina...khadiyeko hunchha re. Poleni le haddi chusna naparne--majjale chyati chyati masu chapauna paune!
Hunata, taruni ko tighra payo bhanne kolle chai polera chapaula ra? Sumsumyauna chhodera, haina?
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| najar |
Posted
on 17-Sep-03 09:05 AM
Oh-ho yeta po melaa laagya raichha! Malai pani bhraman garna jaaun jaaun laagyo china sihna, mangolia tira. Had i dared to show up this haandighopte anuhar at dabar Vaatika contest, they would perhaps have handed me a series of airtickets that would allow me to pay royal visit to royal sajhaites :) in east asia and beyond! kyarnu, aafno ta haat maa laagyo sunne!
Iso jyu mero pani subhakaamana hai hajur lai, oys le bhanya jastai gurans ta deliver bhayena :P
Unfortunately, mero ra hajur ko thhyaakkai baato kaatiye chha. Hopefully at another time for a rara chau chau deal, hai ta! :)
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| SITARA |
Posted
on 17-Sep-03 09:27 AM
"Yes, the camel ride...except that I am getting rather cold feet about the hump! Any remedial riding you can think of to get my cofidence back? " Suva Chintak
You could try starving your camel so that the hump de-bumps, making it look an overgrown llama. Perhaps, your " humping" phobia will dissipate then. However, the risk in de-humping a camel might be that you might become the camel's next meal.
As for the joint venture in writing, you could write your erudite travelogue and I would contribute the epilogue on "Lawrence of Mongolia: Post Mongolia's Numb Bum Syndrome"
:P
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| john doe |
Posted
on 17-Sep-03 12:20 PM
SC ji,
Performance anxiety, is it?
With all this talk about humping and riding, it would be a travesty if the camel is the only one that sees any action on this trip.
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| Ruby |
Posted
on 17-Sep-03 01:18 PM
Dont forget to drink lots of "Gengis Khan"! The best of Mongolian vodka.
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| lonely |
Posted
on 17-Sep-03 01:24 PM
IF jiu hajur lai best of luck for your studies and and your stay in china?? BTW, what r u studying?
Aani SC jiu, have a safe and memorable journey.
Ashu jiu hajur lai pani..looks like you guys are going to have a great time together...
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| suva chintak |
Posted
on 17-Sep-03 08:55 PM
Dear John Doe jyu wrote:
"SC ji,
Performance anxiety, is it?
With all this talk about humping and riding, it would be a travesty if the camel is the only one that sees any action on this trip."
I must say you put your finger right on the ball! You see, whenver I cross national boundaries for the first time, I get cramped with performance anxiety to no ends. You never know what to offer, and for some reason the guide books never ever include this vital piece of information. So intrepid travellers like us are left to the mercy of trial-and-error method. These things are so region specific you know, what is a 'oooh ummmm oooooh' rating from a South Asian sultry siren might never get past a 'boo boo' from a Amazonian maiden. You got to adopt to the local way of doing things, kind of respecting the local cultural traditions, you know what I mean. It takes about a solid 24 hours to figure out the ins and outs of the local dialect, but I do eventually get there. But I must admit those 24 hours can be quite nerve-racking, such as (Dude, the front door is like, on the other side, whatever!).
Rest assured Sir, I will make sure that a few others besides the camel see some fireworks this trip and you get the score cards post-haste!!
SC, InJest
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| najar |
Posted
on 18-Sep-03 08:59 AM
Aww, Suva Chintak jyu, here i was thinking the conference was a reproductive health conference focusing on the well being of women and neonates, and was leaned on attending but this now, sounds like a population control confererence, is it by any chance called?
"Post Modern Malthuism--a New Challenge to Population Control", A case study in China
by Suva Chintak
Very samaya-saapakchhyak, demanding and imperative issue you present by addressing the impact of viagra on populace increase, BUT because the reproductive health
radically shifted its paradigm at the 1992 Cairo conference on ICPD, advocating to focus women's health in a holistic approach rather than just controlling population,
and that how many children a family wants should be left to them as opposed to imposing in via policy. In case the key actors/actress of the ICPD, Adraine Germaine et al. attend the conference, aankha tarlaan hai hajur, hosiyaar
ps.---Mangolia tira "bhauju" bhetaamea malai pani khabar garibaksela--New Road ko Namuna Tailors maa gaera euta cholo ra jaama silauna dinchhu, arko saal janti jaana!
And btw, when and if your Indi Mastaa is hiring waitress do let me know hai--testo bidesh bhraman garna pathhai rahane
sahuji raichha, mero pani bhavisya, bartamaan ujyaalo hunthhyo ki :P
In jest ;)
Serious note maa chahi Paani, Jameen, "conference",Magolia sabai tira safaltaa milos!
Najar
stuck at home and hence catching up on sajha readings on the first day of a 3-day nepal bandha!
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| najar |
Posted
on 18-Sep-03 10:00 AM
Hatterika, balla balla basera lekhyaa pani typos bhae chha
please add teh followoing on the main paragraph third last line from the bottom..
......via policy, ICPD followers might get disappointed at the topic and the population approach, and hence create an animosity toward you...
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| Bhunte |
Posted
on 19-Sep-03 01:16 AM
SC jyu,
isn't it too early to assess the impact of viagra on population? sounds interesting though....
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| john doe |
Posted
on 19-Sep-03 08:59 AM
SC, you seem to have quite a penchant for mixing bizness with pleasure. Your zeal for the exploration of unchartered territory deserves applaud, and as for the back door/front door dilemma, I just have one peice of advice - when in doubt, just ask! ;)
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