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Posted
on 11-Sep-03 10:33 PM
........Don't you know it's dark outside? Where do you think you're going?... Don't you care about MY pride? Where do you think you're going, I think you don't know.... where do you think you're going, hmmmm..., no place....You can go!!!!!"
Ask Dire Straits.... 87 Billion dollars is no joke when the dark and dreary road is paved with patriotic rhetorics!!! And all can tell that Bush never read the classics; of the folly of Pride and Prejudice. Blind Faith never did no good to nobody who advocated war. And how is the Burning Bush are we ever going to "normalize" the federal government's deficit approaching 500 billion? One answer....SELL star spangled banners, jerseys, t-shirts, boxers, briefs and thongs for those with a penchant for aankha tirmiraooney "peeping thongs"... all made in China and/or N. Korea ofcourse!
Somebody wrote (Intruder ji, if I am correct), the shape of the earth is Pentagon.....heh hehe! and how true and I'll tell you where the axis of just-as-evil falls applying the Bush theory: Nepal ( a breeding ground for Maoists), France (a breeding ground for Clinton Fans, french fries, cigars n' all things unpatriotically immoral).
Ok, so my work has started and again I am dealing with little 3/4/5 years- old- munchkins.... teaching (ya right!), been "training" them how to walk in a line... walk in a line.... after two weeks of practice of WALKING, we had a fire drill (in preparation of 9/11)... and guess who was the only one left walking?Yep, and nearly got mowed over by Middle Schoolers. Yes, even fire drills are affected post 9/11. As, we finally made it back to the classroom with little Kindergartners clinging to me like velcro, I was swamped by the AC less air in my class. Such is the folly of the big and mighty: "save" the world from terrorism while the children broil in AC-less/ windowless heat! When will come a day when the Federal govt has to hold bake-sales to buy a grenade!!!!!!!
So, during time of ailing economies and low educational fundings,my principal said "To deam without fundings, is to hallucinate!" So, I wanted to make a change ... to turn the hallucination into a nightmare! I took up roller skating! Whaaaaaaaaaaa....? said my new neighbour "do you have insurance?" He asked concerned, as he watched me fall on my behind for the third time! The neighborhood dogs, dog-walkers, cats, children n' all watched me with sheer amusement as I waddled, skidded, slidded and collapsed into a well-padded heap of knee pads, elbow-pads and beehind! "Is, there anyone out there, it's getting harder and harder to breathe...!" (comes with a heavy breathing!)
Hey, I can still type!!!!!!!!
My philosophy (oh no!...here comes another of sitara's philosophy!), when things are ailing, aged and stagnant (like the economy, peace, fairtrade,....etc.), Go, pick up a new hobby!!!!!
Have a Wonderful Friday Sajhaites!
:)
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| noname |
Posted
on 12-Sep-03 04:40 AM
I am just returning from watching Kindergarten Cop, and you say you are dealing with 3/4/5 years old ! I can imagine what you must be going through. Leave that skating, and do some Arnolding....Things are so ailing, aged and stagnant, you can not have the same hobby for two contiunous days. :)
And, beauty of Intruder's Pentagon theory is there is no unique axis(-of-evil), so anyone, anywhere can fall in the trap! Take care :)
Great reading!
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