| kukhurachor |
Posted
on 15-Sep-03 11:26 PM
JLO can sing, dance, act and satisfy men of all color!
I can't sing. I don't dance and when it comes to acting... I must have failed miserably because I haven't been laid since the Jana Andolan days.And I don't think I can come close to JLo when it comes to the 'but(t)' thing. I know for sure that my stuff won't be insured for a million bucks.
What can we learn from JLO?
She has proven that you can (one day!) be a star even if you were once a fly-girl. And the only thing I remember from those 'In Living Color' days were Jim Carey and his 'Krishna Cop' thing and those two guys ( who act more like ladies) and their movie reviews! I wish I had seen JLo before she made it big! Well, I also say the same thing about Norah Jones. I wish I had met her when she was eating peanut butter and Jelly somewhere in Brooklyn before ....
JLo was once married to some Mexican dude (well All hispanics are Mexicans according to the White Man's Bible!) ... but when SELENA came... the guy was out of the picture! Then she discovered her Ghetto roots and decided to be a hip-hop 'I am a gal from Da Bronx!' star... and sure she had fun with Puffy. Then Puffy got poopy and she decided to dance the night away with some dancer. Then she got tired... and finally landed in the arms of Benny. Now, we hear that Benny is no longer in the picture. Who's next? She has tried it all. From some Chalupa to KFC Chicken to Burrito to Beef & Cabbage... According to my friends (some guy who sells batteries all day ... u can see him if you ride the 6 train!).. she is now very keen to try out some Eastern Cuisine... will it be Malai Kofta or some Dim Sum..... ? or who knows... it may be u! A pure Dal , Bhat, Aloo and Masu!
I don't listen to her music... Her movies suck ... and her dance makes Sunny Deol look like the King of Tango! But when it comes to loving... she is a role model to folks who believe that love knows no color... and before you die... it's better to taste all flavors!
Ten years from now, JLo will marry a Nepali guy (it will be his first and her 13th!). She will still be making movies... ( hope she does!) and I will still be dreaming about Drew Barrymore and how I should have met her right after 'Poison Ivy'
And BTW.... Gigli was a great movie. (Although I haven't seen it and never will!)
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