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   Hey people..I got a stupid question.. 16-Sep-03 Yadav
     you can consume till it get hatched... 16-Sep-03 Bhunte
       Yadav jee! bado samayik prashna garnu bh 16-Sep-03 Poonte
         Yadav jyu, I could give my considered 16-Sep-03 suva chintak
           Yadav Ji, I guess the real question l 16-Sep-03 Intruder
             Egg ko rajniti, hera ta. Bichara yadavj 16-Sep-03 KaleKrishna
               Yadav Ji Someone said if you put eggs i 16-Sep-03 error
                 Error Ji, Couldn't resist the itch to 17-Sep-03 OU812
                   OU812 Ji That was very funny. I am worr 17-Sep-03 Error
                     HAHA ... ya'll are pretty funny. Its nic 17-Sep-03 Shikhar
                       Poonte le hasayo bajiye moro...je payo t 17-Sep-03 marich
                         OU812! so, you didn't eat one too this t 17-Sep-03 Poonte
                           Hahaha! gee! Now, Yadavgee if you rea 17-Sep-03 NK
                             Somebody pull my finger... for I too hav 17-Sep-03 Boke
                               Yadav bhai, Looks like you can consume t 17-Sep-03 yatree
                                 I am vegan, don't talk about eggs with m 17-Sep-03 Garibjanata
                                   Paap na saap...chup laagera anda mukh ma 17-Sep-03 Poonte
                                     Thanks everyone for the suggestion and t 17-Sep-03 yadav
                                       Yadavji are you a boxer or wrestler, jus 17-Sep-03 KaleKrishna
Egg has very high level of CHOLESTEROL. 18-Sep-03 Garibjanata
   Laaaa...aba Yadav jee chaandai maastira 18-Sep-03 Poonte
     Ghaatae baidhya laai daakam? 18-Sep-03 Poonte
       Poonte>> aap na saap...chup laagera anda 18-Sep-03 Shikhar
         Poo Shikar seems to have taken a glowing 18-Sep-03 OU812
           the story of eggs is over, what next??? 18-Sep-03 lonely
             OU812: If you are thinking of becoming a 18-Sep-03 Shikhar
               Okay...I knew people were gonna be surpr 18-Sep-03 Yadav
                 Its all in your name...your name makes t 18-Sep-03 hansy420
                   >>Why this respect for me ? Any one w 18-Sep-03 Error


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Yadav Posted on 16-Sep-03 05:00 PM

Hey people..I got a stupid question..

For how many days can one keep eggs in the refrigerator? I have about a dozen eggs that I bought about 3-4 weeks back( didn't save the crate to check the date)..Would it be safe to consume them now? Is there any way to check 'em if they're still good? Thanks for your serious answer.

Bhunte Posted on 16-Sep-03 05:06 PM

you can consume till it get hatched...
Poonte Posted on 16-Sep-03 05:26 PM

Yadav jee! bado samayik prashna garnu bho...harsha le gad gad bhayera khutta bhuin ma rahena...bhako 12 wota ma 7 wota andaa banki thyo..tyo ni fodechhu excited bhayera!

Aba, kuro uthyo tyo kukhura ko ful kahile samma ghichna hunchha, haina ta?

Euta khayera hernus pahila...bholi palta thussa naakai jharne gandha ko paadh ayo bhane baanki kaam laagdaina...

Crate ma kati wota ful thiyo? Thuprai baanki thiyo bhane euta na euta baata ta challa niskyo hola...teslai sodhnus, arulai nilna hunchha ki hunna bhanera....

Aaja bharai dekhun bholi bihana samma othaaro basnus...teen wata samma nafutine gari chhopinchha ki tapain ko muni? Bholi samma challa niskena bhane, majjale khaye hunchha...

Naam nalaagne bhayeko khanda ma: Kathmaadoun ko Mali Gaon tira euta taro chha re achel...Surya Bahadur naam gareko...tyahin gayera aafno taaro hanne pratice garnus tee ful harule!
suva chintak Posted on 16-Sep-03 06:21 PM

Yadav jyu,

I could give my considered judgement on this issue if could disclose for us the type of eggs you have on your hands. If they are chicken eggs, they are good as gold! If they have been kept in a fridge, you can eat them for more than a year, no problem.

And eating hatching eggs is also no problem, at least if you are a Chinese. They have a delicacy called Ti Ni Chik, consisting of a hard boiled egg with a baby chicken inside.

But if you have animal eggs (ram/goat/bull/homosapien and the like), I would toss them out after three weeks. And who wants extra testosterone this late at night? Unless you have a compelling outlet handy!

To eggs!
SC, InJest again

Intruder Posted on 16-Sep-03 06:28 PM

Yadav Ji,

I guess the real question lies in which came first, the chicken or the egg?
KaleKrishna Posted on 16-Sep-03 07:10 PM

Egg ko rajniti, hera ta.
Bichara yadavji lai keya apat paryo hola, afno anda haru samaldai, sathi haru sabai afnai mood ma.

La, Yadavji, ma lekhchu, tapai scroll garnuhos:

what is the colour of the shell: white or brown, brown can last more longer.
Are there any cracks on the shell: If yes, break the one with and start making omlete with it.
You stored in a refri: Was it plugged, if yes no tension, if no still no tension if they have not hatched out yet.

Eggs are one of the best protected foods, hence they can withstand a lot.

The egges you bought are probably from a commercial farm, where they are not fertilized so tapai afai base pane wa ponteeji lai nai otharo basale pane aru niskela challa niskane sambhawana kam cha (Ponteeji base ma chai bhanna sakdina hai...).

Chalcha, tara if they are pretty much stale, try to use extra heat (hard boiled or deep fried) as a precautionary measure, don't go for half boil or raw (if you have the taste)
error Posted on 16-Sep-03 08:50 PM

Yadav Ji
Someone said if you put eggs in cold water bad or rotton eggs float.
OU812 Posted on 17-Sep-03 02:27 AM

Error Ji,

Couldn't resist the itch to flot few eggs in water. Eight egg to be precise. Following was my discovery

First egg sank right to the bottom. It it were Titanic, script would call for Leo and Kate to do a bit of scuba diving. Most pecuuliar was the egg didn't lie in horizontal position, but assumed a vertical position with pointy side facing down. When position reversed, it summersults back to it's original position.

Next two egg floated at the surface of the water, more like yoyoed.

Rest five, slipped through my butter fingers and nosedived kamakazi style shattering their secrets.

Too much time in my hand? Timeeee is on my side, yes it is...........

QED

Adios Muchachos
Error Posted on 17-Sep-03 05:09 AM

OU812 Ji
That was very funny. I am worried about Yadav ji. Looks like he ate all those eggs without reading our answers. I bet he was too hungry. Hope he is alright.
Shikhar Posted on 17-Sep-03 05:36 AM

HAHA ... ya'll are pretty funny. Its nice to see humor in this forum....
marich Posted on 17-Sep-03 06:18 AM

Poonte le hasayo bajiye moro...je payo tehi bhancha..haha..

Bihanai bihanai kamma aayera sajha kholeko ta..you all are so funny that ma aafai fun funny gumnii bela bha cha..hasdai ..


On a serious note ..re kya ajha :)

My suggetion, don't boil that egg, crack it open and if it burns your nose with a Pungent smell like H2s ( Hydrogen- suphide gas ho kyare, Tyo Tri chandrako Labma phutalya thi, tyo singai bhando, kunai jamana, pura chemistry lab hapta din samma ganha thiyo).. and eyes well up, then don't eat. rather save them for some Pitching practice. ( Poonte ko tallu is a good example of a solid target)

if not , then you have two options..1. wait till it hatches so that you can start your own poultry farm

2. or simply make some omlettes and enjoy..

Poonte Posted on 17-Sep-03 07:15 AM

OU812! so, you didn't eat one too this time, eh? :P

hera hera...anda ko satyaanash! tyo anda nilkalne belama kani kani kana aaaaaaa-uuuuu-eeeeee gardai nikaalchhan bichari pothee haru...yeta bhane khurukka majjale naghichera naa-naa thari la testing-sesting garera basnu parne hamro OU 812 laai...pothee ko peer OU le jaandaina bhanthe, hoichha kyare! eheheh :P

je hos, experiment gari haalnu bhayechha...thanks for sharing!

Baru, tyo jatti sojhyayeni fanakka feri udho-munto bhayera maskine tyo anda laai chaai jogaayera raakhum hai! Sahrai maskine nakkali, nakharmauli challa niskela jasto chha tyo anda baata...dherai aber nagaram...aajai otharo basam, nikaalam tyo uttauli challa laai...special fertilizers, vitamins khwayera chaando high speed ma hurkaam...kaam laagla taruni bhayesi! ;)
NK Posted on 17-Sep-03 07:32 AM

Hahaha! gee!

Now, Yadavgee if you really want to know then please listen:

If you are in doubt, throw it out. That goes for your eggs. Not really your your eggs but the eggs in the refrigerator.

Same goes with meat also. If you have to smell, then it is spoilt.

Don't take a risk. Just say no!
Boke Posted on 17-Sep-03 08:10 AM

Somebody pull my finger... for I too have eaten eggs that have been in fridge for more than a month.
yatree Posted on 17-Sep-03 07:32 PM

Yadav bhai, Looks like you can consume the eggs.

Here is what I found at USDA site:
"Use raw shell eggs within 3 to 5 weeks. Hard-cooked eggs will keep refrigerated for 1 week..." (http://www.fsis.usda.gov/OA/pubs/eggfacts.htm)

If any of the eggs is cracked, don't eat.
Enjoy!

Garibjanata Posted on 17-Sep-03 08:47 PM

I am vegan, don't talk about eggs with me.Its pap to eat egg.
Poonte Posted on 17-Sep-03 09:02 PM

Paap na saap...chup laagera anda mukh ma thaap! :P

eheheh...joking hai, sathi!
yadav Posted on 17-Sep-03 09:04 PM

Thanks everyone for the suggestion and the humor! The eggs have been consumed without any immediate adverse effects in health.

KaleKrishna Posted on 17-Sep-03 10:04 PM

Yadavji are you a boxer or wrestler, just curious.
Just the other day you said you had a dozen eggs, now two days later you say they are all consumed, well your contribution shows why the US ranks as one of the top egg consuming country in the world.
For general reference back home it was 19 eggs/year/person in 1997, rose to 24 in 2000, anyone with lates info.
Thanks to Chitwan ko kukhure for their tireless effort (sadly they are overcomming a hard time-inflicted last year).
Garibjanata Posted on 18-Sep-03 08:20 AM

Egg has very high level of CHOLESTEROL. And U know high chol. is not so good for the heart.
Poonte Posted on 18-Sep-03 08:55 AM

Laaaa...aba Yadav jee chaandai maastira pugne bho...teen din ma 12 wota anda ko cholesterol le ke garne hola wahan ho kalilo, naram heart laai... :P
Poonte Posted on 18-Sep-03 08:56 AM

Ghaatae baidhya laai daakam?
Shikhar Posted on 18-Sep-03 09:37 AM

Poonte>> aap na saap...chup laagera anda mukh ma thaap! :P

HAHA .. that was pretty funny... your name reminds me of the poonte ra bahyer story that I think we had to read in Mahendra mala.
OU812 Posted on 18-Sep-03 10:33 AM

Poo Shikar seems to have taken a glowing shine on you. Please heed to Surgeon general's warning, Harms your baby when pregnant.

P.S is vanishing hairline contagious?
lonely Posted on 18-Sep-03 01:19 PM

the story of eggs is over, what next???

time for Jokes??? sorry if it offends anyone, rated R for its contents.....

Why are all the dumb blonde jokes one-liners? So men will understand them.

Name ten animals from Africa. Nine elephants and a giraffe.

Two's company, three's a crowd but what is four and five? Nine.

Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother.

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I got rid of my husband. The cat was allergic.

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A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station.

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If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the OTHERS here for?

Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?

Shikhar Posted on 18-Sep-03 03:21 PM

OU812: If you are thinking of becoming a comedian, ummm... you should hang on to your day job for now....
Yadav Posted on 18-Sep-03 07:18 PM

Okay...I knew people were gonna be surprised to read that I consumed all those eggs in 24 hours...but read my last post again.. I didn't say that it was me who consumed all those eggs.. ;) [ jani jani ghumayera lekheko chahi ho.. ;)

One thing...what's up with everyone calling me Yadav ji????? How old do u all think I am ..? Why this respect for me ? ;)
hansy420 Posted on 18-Sep-03 08:17 PM

Its all in your name...your name makes them wanna add "ji" to your name. And you do sound old..and again, just because of your name.
Error Posted on 18-Sep-03 08:30 PM

>>Why this respect for me ?

Any one who can consume that many eggs deserves respect.

Jai sombo