| Suna |
Posted
on 25-Sep-03 11:40 AM
A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I am going to make you the
happiest woman in the world" the woman says, "I'll miss you."
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"It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as he stepped out of
the shower, "honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed
the lawn like this?"
"Probably that I married you for your money," she replied.
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He said - Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted to make love to you
really badly.
She said - Well, you succeeded.
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He said - Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said - That's a good idea...you stand by the ironing board while I sit
on the sofa.
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He said - What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
She said - Turn sideways and look in the mirror
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Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumor
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One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweatshirt.
Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, "What
setting do I use on the washing machine?"
"It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?"
He yelled back, "University of Oklahoma."
And they say blondes are dumb....
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A man and his wife, now in their 60's, were celebrating their 40th wedding
anniversary.
On their special day a good fairy came to them and said that
because They had been such a devoted couple she would grant each of them a
very special wish.
The wife wished for a trip around the world with her husband.
Whoosh!
Immediately she had airline/cruise tickets in her hands.
The man wished for a female companion 30 years younger.......
Whoosh....immediately he turned ninety!!!
Gotta love that fairy!
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A WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST:
She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee.
Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.
Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.
Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.
And her husband is on the back of the milk carton.
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Lena folded Ole's underwear and put them in the drawer.
The next morning he took a pair out and shaking the powder out of
them said, "Lena, I wish you wouldn't put so much powder in my underwear."
Lena replied, "That isn't powder. It's Miracle Grow."
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