| Poonte |
Posted
on 01-Oct-03 07:48 AM
Bill Gates ko jasto dhan...aakash ko fal, aankha tari mar!
Clinton le jasto Monica...chaiyena! Bhaako ali ali kapal pani bhutlyauna chhaina malai!
Girija ko jasto gati...testo hune mati chhaina mero!
Mandela ko jasto maan...jindagi ma testo bhayechhu bhane ta kaatchhu mero kaan!
Naam sundai sabai tarsiyun...Poonte sunera ajhai tarsya chhaina? Bajiiye...abbbuuiii!
Prachanda ko jasto shan...timlai parechha thulo bhaan!
Akhtiyar ko aankha nalagos...akhtiyar ko aankha nalaune chha ma sanga hatiyaar!
Pratigaman le farak naparos...ko ho tyo Pratigaman bhanne? Maile ta Pratigya Man lai maatra chineko chhu
Agragaman pani anukul nahos...tyo Pratigaman ko bhai? Dai laai ta chinya chhaina...bhai ko ke kura?
Pratigaman pratikul nahos...katti kich kich gari raa? Chinya chhaina bhani saken ta!
Anna, Madonna, Angela ra Aishwarya jasti swasni payesh...paai saken maile swasni! Aba, tee nakharmauli haru maaili, saainli, kainli ra kanchhi banna manjoor bhaye, feri khabar garnu! Bhaigo, bhaigo...Anna, Madonna ra Angela jasti nakachari haru chahiyena...Aishwarya jasto chai...bhaigo tyo pani...duniya marda le sapana dekhos meri swasni ko? Dhet! Khyaaaak thoo!
din raat mriga ko sukuti ra beer ladaayesh...gayera aek choti tyo jiundo mriga laai bhani hera ta yo kura...dekhai dinchha baje ko bihe timlai! eheheh aba feri, beer ladauna ni dashain ko aashirbaad chaahine? Dashain na sashain, kasaiko ashirbaad chahinna beer ladauna...khurukka kinne, piune...ani feri, beer ladaune re? Ki beer piyera aafu bhuklukkai ladne bhanana!
Kahilai na.aaos tero kaal, jug jug jiyo mere laal...Asti tyo Bhajpayee uncle laai phone garda pani yestai bhannu bhaa thyo...kaal na.aune ni taal hunchha ta? Wahiyaat! Euta dashain ko aashirbaad le kaalai na aaune bhayeta...barsha ko 365 watai boka chadaunthe Kali maai laai...din dinai dashain manauthe...chhyaam ki chhyam maar haanda haanda aafno pakhura ni balliyo hune...OI, BEBAKOOF! KOLLE BHANYO AASHIRBAD LE KAAL AUNDAINA BHANERA? KURA LAAIDIM YAMARAJ UNCLE LAI? TERRIMA BAJJIYE...TYO KHOPADI MA BHUS BHARYA CHHA KI KE HO?
Khasi bhaag: sablaai bhaag laayera timi haami chai tulu tulu tee moordar harule ghicheko herera basni ho ki kya ho? Kaam nalaagne paani aandre moro raichha yo ta...singai khasi malai leu baru! eee aek tukra kasailaai baande bhane tyo bakhri ko kassam...
Dashain Bhajan...
Lau lau...bar nai puja kotha bhayechha...sisi jatti deuta ko murti...sisi bhitra ko jal jati amrit...ajha churot/gaanja ta dhoop hola...puja garera tilla hune bhaye, sanchiko jaand piyera ke hune hola?
Maranchyase moordar! Dharma ko naam ma kalanka tan paajee! Thuikka kun kaalo saait ma sambhog garechhan tera aama/baa le kunni yesto naalayak chhora pauna lai? Yesto chhora paunu bhanda ta baru tesko bau laai uhile nai kasaile khasi banaidya bhaye hunthyo! Narayana! Raam, Raam...Sita ko poi! Kripa gara! Rakshya gara!
Hari Sharanam!
:P:P:P ehehehh
HAPPY DASHAIN TO EVERYONE, ANYWAY! ;)
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