| jira |
Posted
on 02-Oct-03 10:01 AM
1:) Rolpa, the pride of Republic of Nepal will be choosen as a capital city where annual Miss-Rolpa will be held on the occasion of president's birthday.
2:) 'Nepal lai Mawobadi chhetra ghosit gariyose"...yeah! this will be the prime agenda to work it out during the first presidential term.
3:) If alive, Girija will be the first one to congratulate Mr. president.
4:) Ample of education centers which will run "Praudh Sikkchhya" for war-veterans.
5:) Due to heavy economic sacntions, noon khani and soon khani will be explored for the first time.
6:) All the children born during war-time will be made public in national children's day.
7:) The old "Ganak" system used by ancient Chinaman will be considered as official counting method.
8:) Due to cryptic link between Indian Noxlite and other foreign elements, the Nepali cyberworld will hoever be protected and will be run by KOL hackers.
9:)No shampoo, hand lotion or any other detergent produced by the use of any kind of technology. The all purpose cleaner "Rittha" will be provided to each household.
10:) Maha-astami and Nawami will be celebrated as a symbol of violence. Any religious chore will be prohibited. However in the eve of Mahanawami, the new dance called 'Khasi Naach" will be launched near Tukucha.
11:) Any remnant of Sanskrit will be completely destroyed, people will start worshiping in Roman language.
12:) Due to heavy devaluation of Mawo Rs., all the foreign exchanges will be based on
1 Italian Leera = 1 bora Mawo Rs.
13:) A gene will soon come and save Nepal if all these fail.
HAPPY BIJAYA DASHAMI.
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