| Ruby |
Posted
on 09-Oct-03 01:38 PM
Who was the first person to look at a cow and
say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things
here, and drink whatever comes out?"
Who was the first person to say, "See that
chicken there...
I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta
it's ass."
Why do toasters always have a setting that
burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human
being would eat?
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in
the freezer?
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is
there a song about him?
Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the car
pool lane?
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make
a radio out of coconut, why can't he fix a hole
in a boat?
Why do people point to their wrist when asking
for the time,
but don't point to their ass when they ask
where the bathroom is?
Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you
get undressed
if they are going to look up there anyway?
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains
on all fours?
They're both dogs!
What do you call male ballerinas?
Can blind people see their dreams? Do they
dream??
If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all
that Acme
crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable
oil is made
from vegetables, then what is baby oil made
from?
If electricity comes from electrons, does
morality come from morons?
Is Disney World the only people trap operated
by a mouse?
Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle
Little Star
have the same tune?
Stop singing and read on . . . . . .. . . . .
Do illiterate people get the full effect of
Alphabet Soup?
Why do they call it an asteroid when it's
outside the hemisphere,
but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your ass?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a
dog's face, he gets
mad at you, but when you take him on a car
ride, he sticks his head out the window?
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