| disturbed psyche |
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on 20-Oct-03 06:12 PM
A spiral queue in a small room with a faint light waits curiously until someone shows up on the stage. There he is , screeches a girl who cant wait to go back home and see her sick boyfriend. She is there just because her parents insisted to. The rest of the crowd that seemed like dead woke up at her loud voice. Hey you fat ass, when , another bold voice followed young ladys sentence angrily. By this time, the man on the stage was ready to deliver whatever he was there for.
May be someone at the main door already welcomed you. They always do with a little fancy saccharine smile. Did they not? So, a double welcome wont make any sense. I am not welcoming you. Its not my job. Tell me if anyone did not receive their warm welcome as you all deserve to. You all paid for the ticket. Didnt you? Tell me if anyone in one way or the other escaped pass the door man. I will make you pay double for the ticket as a punishment. I cant do anything bigger than this for a small cheating. You all know that the punishment should fit the crime. I know nobody will admit even if they did as they have to pay double. What will people say, oh no! I cant disclose what I did. I wont. Why is this man digging these things? Does he really know how I got in here? Did they have security cameras somewhere in the corner walls? Even if they had some, they are not going to announce my name in public as it shows their securitys low caliber. This conflict is going on in somebodys brain. Please, I was just trying to wake you all up by injecting some fear. Fear alerts everyone. There is no one in here that entered this hall with out a ticket. said the man in his opening seconds of his speech.
The man gazed the spiral crowd. There was a heavily built man sitting up front wearing long mustache. He went on. He saw different figures. Some were short, some tall, some black, some white, some undernourished and some fat, some males and some females. His eyes stopped at the same man who he saw first. The crowd was sitting in such a way that it started and ended at his seat.
What we are going to do here is play a kids game. I will say start and you will start telling your sex. Lets make sure that everyone has one microphone. Well, it seems as if we are OK. Our audio sensor will catch all of your voices and tell us the exact number of males and females. What we are going to do after that is... lets do this first. Is everyone ready?
Yes. The same girl who screeched at the beginning yelled.
Well lets start then. said the man.
Male, male, male, male, male, male, male, male, male, male, male, male, female, female, male.
Lets wait until our audio sensor comes up with the result.
Male: 13
Female: 2
The audio sensor speaks the result out in a digital voice.
Here is what we needed to know. We have 13 males and 2 females. Next thing we are going to do is request two females; we have, to come up in the front seat. Two gentlemen in the first two seats will have to kindly switch their seat to be seated in third-last and second-last seats please. Thank you all for your cooperation.
The crowd still had no idea about what was going on.
The man in the final seconds of his speech said, I want to conclude now.
This girl right here up in the front was the first one to notice me. The girls eyes are always seeking for a man. And, when some girls exclaim at the presence of any men, other men get irritated and angry. Some one here called me a fat ass. That was what the anger and irritation all about. I did not mean to inject fear in you. It did not matter to me if you were awake or asleep. I was talking the truth. That heavily built man who was here in the front and is now at the back seat actually got in with out a ticket. This tells us that he is a man of real masculinity. Real masculine men are fearless. They manage everything successfully. They know how to. They have a spirit that says: play now, pay later. He will pay twice the regular rate for one ticket. He played and he is paying now. The game we played was not a kids game. The same girl yelled at me when I asked if you all were ready. What was that? When a man is a highlighted figure, girls are the ones who make it brighter. They at the same time can dim their brightness. They have that quality in them. It melts every mans heart when they breathe feminine smell. How did I know this? See how those gentlemen emptied their seat for females. They could have denied my request. I cant tell just you to leave your seat. Who am I? But you did.
What was that 13 and 2 all about? It was all about the mens domination over women. Thank you all.
MINOR MISTAKES SHALL BE EXCUSED.
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