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| jira |
Posted
on 22-Oct-03 07:31 PM
Aaaja ko Pramookh samachaar
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- Tukucha ma Chipledhunga ko Rafting..ramiteyharuko bheed..najikaiko khasi bazaar prabhabit
- Khimu ko Bratabandha..Nihuriyera bhik diney ma JLO pani..Manhattan ma bhabbey Mandap ko tayari
- Parmendra ko Truck Marshyangdi ma khasda driver lagayat so ma yatra gariraheka sajhaities NK,Sangey, ra Hahoo guru bepatta..Bangladesh bata gotakhore lyayiney
- Oys is diagnosed with early symptoms of alzhiemers disease..memory lane banda huney abasthama
- Deep ko "M*** katha sangrha bhaag 2" ko bimochan
- Chordaku dwara purba mantri ko gharma dakaiti...ghoos ko sampati lagayat gharayasi album bepatta
- Sajha ko gopya bar ma fake ID wala under 21 haruko bigbigi...San lai chhitai poorji katiney
- Mawobadi bata infrastructure naash nagarney pratibaddhata...subatha dwara swagat..kukur pujama malyarpan gariney
- Poonte ko talu ma brikchhyaropan..
- Ghanti ma patra mailo bokera Marich dwara 48 deen ma Kathmandu ko yatra sampanna..
- Dilasha poila gayeko bramak Samachaar jhuto bhayeko khandan
- Najar ko sutukka bihey...sajhahitharu lai bewasta
- Swadesh ma baddhdo asanti..Trikal dwara mahayagya..jalprasad khaney haru lai sanibar beluka opener bokera Rusty lay swagat garney tayarri
- Deshbhakta dwara Mahabharat srinkhala ma purnabiram..Trikal dwara kaliyoug ayeko janawu.
- Gayeko Krishnaastami ma jhyalincha dwara Lakhey ko makundo utariyo..Nepe lay gazal lekhna awuuuu...ajhaai nachhodney
- Madira lay latthiyera TeinMein Square ma dhoomrapaan garey bapat Iso lai 1700 yuwaan jariwana
- Suvachintak dwara Mawobadi lai aaphu subhachintak narahaney dhamki
- Ruck ra Gunaraj ki bhauju bich ko badhdo mitrata samaya sapechhya bhayeko sanket
ra antyama Khelkood..
Vietnam ka Wangwang kheladi dwara football ma Nepal lai lwaang khuwaiyo
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| KaLaNkIsThAN |
Posted
on 22-Oct-03 07:41 PM
LOL!!
Yet another classic by Jira bro!!!
Rollin' on the flooor laughin' out loud.... (literally) eheh!!
Jira bro lai salute!! ;)
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| Bhunte |
Posted
on 22-Oct-03 07:57 PM
Sthaniya Jilla Samachar
By Sajha Post Reporter
Tihar ko mukha ma Sajha bajar ma jira ra marich ko hahakari ra kalo bajari
Shady Clown underage mai madak padartha piii dui number ko gadi hankdai gareko abastha ma MA avenue ma pakrau
Sajha hospital ma daktar ko abhav le birami ra sutkeri haru bichai bato bata ghar farki alapatra
Kathmandu Sajha sammelan ko fotographer ko camera maobadi ra sasakta parahari ko dohoro bhidanta ma goli lagi camera dhwosta, tara fotographer sakusal
Kathmandu Sajha sammelan ka bideshi observer Suntalimai lai 104 ko joro aii oohako sajha bare partikirya sunnai baki
putali7 ra dautari ko dohoro geet ko bhidanta ma phoenix ko gala ma dhanu band lagera rudra ghanti oochhittiyeko
Tihar ko oopalakchhe ma Sitara travels ma yatru haru ko khacha khach.
Sajha gajalkar Nepe jyu le gajal bata sannyas li aba budanilkantha ko bipasana kendra ma katha lekhna dhyaunna
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| Rusty |
Posted
on 22-Oct-03 08:00 PM
hahahahahahaha!! mare...kati hasnuu...Poonte ko talu ma brikchya ropan...hahaha Parmendra ko trunk search garna bangaldesh bata kothaghore...
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| Rusty |
Posted
on 22-Oct-03 08:02 PM
Oys is diagnosed with early symptoms of alzhiemers disease..memory lane banda huney abasthama hahah..
Jira ra Marich ko joint venture hune khabar chai kahile hone ho..lol
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| Gunaraj |
Posted
on 22-Oct-03 08:37 PM
Huh? Ruck ra Uma ko mitrata re?.... maryo... Samdhi samdhini ko kuro ho ki ke ho? Bhare sodhnu parla... katai bachan di sakeka po chhan ki?
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| ruck |
Posted
on 22-Oct-03 08:52 PM
Gunaraj ji,
Bachan ta ajhai diyeka chainau tara dui ki bhanne bichar ma chau ni, kina ra? tapai ki priye chori mero ghara sukkha paudine ki bhanne peer paryo ki kaso? la la kanchi chori ko tasbir dekhauchu bhanera ni dekhaunu bhayena samdhi jui.. ke bhanne?
Tihar ko shuvakamana sab parivar lai...
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| M.P. |
Posted
on 22-Oct-03 10:33 PM
--Sajhapur samachardaataa Bhunte CIAA dwaaraa TIA mai pakraau!
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| Bhunte |
Posted
on 23-Oct-03 02:35 AM
M.P jyu, samachhardata le ghus khandaina ni hajur. tes mathi pani CIAA ko head mero purano hakim...eheheheh
Lau ayo ...chhapda chhapdai ...taja khabar kinnnus...matrai ek rupiya
Vu.pu. M.P. haru dwara pratigaman ko birodh ma bagmati ma hamfali samuhik atmahatya ........
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| KaleKrishna |
Posted
on 23-Oct-03 03:35 AM
Hoina ho Bhunte Sambadata, International news ma ke cha. Tihar ko ram Jham kasto cha, kehi langar burja, marriage ko bare ma pane autheyoke.
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| KaleKrishna |
Posted
on 23-Oct-03 03:39 AM
Brook lai kidnap gareko khabar CNN ma aye sakyo tapai ko patrika ma kehi bhandaina. Kunai photo-bhoto ke ho bhandai theyo CNN ko Big South Asia annaadata le.
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| Bhunte |
Posted
on 23-Oct-03 04:14 AM
lau ayo ....hatti ayo... hatti ayo...ktm extravaganzza ko tatto tatto foto ayo....sajha fotographer ajhai photo cut n paste garna ma besta re...tara hatar hatar ma yo long waited photo fax bata kam chalau ko lagi pathaunu bha chha hai...
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| Bhunte |
Posted
on 23-Oct-03 04:16 AM
sanskritik karyakram ko pic....
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| Bhunte |
Posted
on 23-Oct-03 04:29 AM
....
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| NK |
Posted
on 23-Oct-03 06:53 AM
When I logged in and saw the heading "ajako Pramookh Khabar..." I could almost hear that guy (forgot the name, but had a great voice) reading news in Radio Nepal. Quite funny Jira! Yes, I am writing this message from the land of dead. Na swarga na narka. Not even purgatory. Weren't those Greeks smart?? Paramendra was allowed to bring his truck and annoying the hell out of us here - always prentending to drive and making that sound --vrrooom vrroom, beeep beeep biep... Hahooguru is sulking - I don't know why.
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| suva chintak |
Posted
on 23-Oct-03 02:28 PM
Jira hazur,
Aru je bhaneni Maobadi sanga naam na gordim na hazur, ali marka parcha kya!!
Aba ke bhanam, tyo satyanashi haru ko pani suuddhi pharkos, rakshyas goona hatos, deva goona palawos bhenne Suva Chintak ko muri muri suva kamana!!
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| Bhunte |
Posted
on 24-Oct-03 03:50 AM
AJA KO PRAMOORKHA SAMACHAR
The Sajah Times Oct 24 (b)
Japan ko bhukampa pidit ka lagi neural dwara ru. 10,000 ko cheque japan sarkar lai pradan
Nepal le Amerika bata tihar pachhi sudda bhaisi ko doodh ghiu aayat garne bare ameriki rajdoot marich ra nepali krisi mantri vivid dwara samjhauta ma samyukta hastachhyar
Nepali chad tihar ko lagattai Amrica ma Holloween suru...
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| Poonte |
Posted
on 24-Oct-03 07:38 AM
Jiraaa!!!!!!
Brikshyaa ropan matra garera hunna, thula! Kasari adaayera rakhi rahene ho...tyo pani yojana garna paryo... ;) Sajha lai hallaundai garam hai, Jira, belaan bakhataan...it's nice :)
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| isolated freak |
Posted
on 24-Oct-03 09:46 AM
Jira Bro,
That was funny!
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| Deep |
Posted
on 24-Oct-03 10:28 AM
Jira dai,
la! ma nai "charo khane chit" bhai ra. mero mu** kun kitabko bimochan rey? mero kitab chhapyo bhane chhapya dui din pachhi badam, chatpat, kafal, chana, tyastai ustai poko parera dini le bhela parchhan.
Baru marich dai le pashpatiko parsad lyayesi harandan tola gayera ma, jiradai, marichdai paleti marera basera "bhasma dalera shambho timile.." sundai parsad bimochan garnu parla , hunna?
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| mastermind |
Posted
on 24-Oct-03 12:16 PM
Bhunte, you are getting annoying each day.
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| sapphire |
Posted
on 24-Oct-03 01:03 PM
Mastermind.. oh he is???
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| mastermind |
Posted
on 24-Oct-03 01:05 PM
he is.
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| sapphire |
Posted
on 24-Oct-03 01:07 PM
Ha Ha Ha !!!!!
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| dautari |
Posted
on 24-Oct-03 07:16 PM
Why do you think so, mastermind?
Well, it's a the way people look at everything. It's absolutely ok that you find him annoying. However, I don't.
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| najar |
Posted
on 25-Oct-03 09:45 AM
euta samachar--- "Najar ko sutukka bihey...sajhahitharu lai bewasta"
ke garnu ta, jati post gare pani koi sajha ko maanchhe haru patya hoinan--tes kaaran aba sutukka bihe garna gaa ni :p
in jest hai heheh
i was on a retreat for sure, but not a bihey retreat. Had been travelling to the "Incredible India" as they say--several northern part and himanchal pradesh for the most part and delhi. Enjoyed the beautiful Dharamsala up in the mountains--different than what i expected but very interesting.
My head still spinning from all the travels and the road, and the "hidden" life. I thought the traffic in ktm was bad--god, after being in delhi for 2 days, ktm's is NOTHING!
More later...was a good treat to read jira's crisp piece after the retreat.
Jira ji--please keep more coming. I for one, am an avid fan of your writings.
And i will not do a sutukka bihey--will send you a chule nimtaa hai. Baru add paam na :P
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| Trikal |
Posted
on 01-Nov-03 01:16 PM
Jiraji,
Very funny..... .....
Rusty ko opener maa rust ..vayeko le Somras ko avaab le pandit haru dwara hadtal garera ryaak vo ni.....
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| jira |
Posted
on 01-Nov-03 01:47 PM
sajhamitraharulaimerotarfabatadhanneybaadnewspadhidinubhayekomahai.
yo hapta ko sajha khabar
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1) Mawobadi dwara kalanki ko tyanki ma bikh haleko dabi..sawuniki chhori thaharrai
2) Czar lay ahiley samma ko sabbai bhanda brihat sabdakosh prakashan ma lyawuney..Sitara dwara tyasko swagat
3) San ko chandabakas sajha bata chori...Apradhi ko IP address chhittai patta lainey
4) Lonely dwara awakash liyeko aja dekhi sarbajainik
5) Sajha ma baddhdo bikriti..Nepali lay pani Halloween manaye
6) DWI lay ajadekhi arko Sci-fi channel kholney
7) Birami chhan..Dactar chainun...Sajha ma saruwa roag...Baiddhey/jhakri lay sakenun
8) Ek soor Ek taal - Soleil ko guitar chhinera ekTarey ma Parinut..bholi dekhi PinkFLoyd lai
Ektarey mai abhyaas garainey
9) CTRL-V lay kaam nagarey pachi KOKO bepatta
10) Biswo dwara "Swadesh ko yatra..Bhatti ko Maatra" namak pustak ko lekhan karya kothalani.
ra antyama Mawusam..
Partly chilly..Partly Hotdog.
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| KaLaNkIsThAn |
Posted
on 01-Nov-03 09:40 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Dayummmm!!! Jira bro le yestai taal le hasaai rahane ho bhane pretty soon the real news will be "Jira ko sajha khabar padhera hasda hasdai hut-fail bhayera kalanki thahari"
eh!!! Kyaaa dincha hau, one of a kind! aba ta weekly aaucha jasto cha, eh.. waiting for next saturday for more!! LOL!!
Sthaniye samachar daata kalanki bata euta quick news
"Jira ra marich daju bhai bhayeko thahar, marich dwara Jira ko sampatti ma haq daabi" ;)
JPT...
Okay, I am still laughin' out loud........ eh!
(Sauni ki chori mari? Deep bro tyasaile po gaayeb bhaa ko raicha! eh!!)
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| saunak |
Posted
on 01-Nov-03 09:57 PM
jira-ji bado mitho smaachaarko koseli liera aaekoma tapailai dhannyabaad. Esta mitha smaachaarharu liera audai garnu. Saunak.
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| Santosh Pant |
Posted
on 02-Nov-03 08:37 AM
Jira :)
Bhunte le jun pani thread maa gayera je paayo tyahi lekhne ra irrevelent picture haru taasne vayeko le ........mental doctor ko maa next week lai appointment cha re ho ?
Isoleted freak le china maa Marshall art sikna thaaleko ....Bhunte lai godne tayaari re ho?
Poonte ko taalumaa biruwa adyaauna.....trikal ko jata paam vani request gareko re ho ?
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| Bhunte |
Posted
on 02-Nov-03 08:39 AM
Maobadi ko pressure ma santosh panta le rnr bata subedari ko post bata rajinama re...
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| najar |
Posted
on 03-Nov-03 08:48 AM
Bhool Sudhaar....
2) Czar lay ahiley samma ko sabbai bhanda brihat sabdakosh prakashan ma lyawuney..Sitara dwara tyasko swagat
shoud be read as
2) Czar lay ahiley samma ko sabbai bhanda brihat sabdakosh prakashan ma lyawuney-- edited and revised by Suva Chintak ..Sitara dwara tyasko swagat
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| SimpleGal |
Posted
on 03-Nov-03 09:52 AM
Very funny Jira ji !! :)))
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| oys_chill |
Posted
on 03-Nov-03 03:47 PM
Always enjoyed your postings jira dai, this one just stood out :) tyo kasle bhanya thiyo ni..tyo kun chai patrika ma "stambha" suru garne bhanya hoina> hit huncha eh!
malai ni samjhinu bhayecha mathilteera, kya khusi lagyo..aroo bhanda ni break tyam ma yeso paddda, antarik ananda aaucha :) khiti khiti hasdai aroo ko stare khana ni ramailo lagne class ma...la aroo k bhanu.......lekhne pati nirantar lagi rahanus......padne hami chadai cham :)
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tyo kata teera ho........malai nepali angel ni banai sakya raicha manche haroo le..ali kura cleaara garum hai.........j sukai samachar chape ni......keta lai keti chai nabanam na sathi ho.........Prestige ko sawal cha.....boston ma yesai, handigaon ko jatra dekhayen bhanera halla bhai ra bela ;)
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| Nobody |
Posted
on 04-Nov-03 12:03 AM
Aaja ka pramukh samachar es prakar chhan:
Haalsaalai aayeyo abiral Nepe ko Aashu le dheraiko janjiwan prabhabhit...
M.P. le sajha nawa prabesi haru dwara naya aachar-samhita palana garinu parne jod...
Sajha sabhamukh San le aachar-samhita ma aarthik pakchya samawes nagariye ko ma dukha byakta..
Desh ma bharkar manaiyeko Dashain ra Tihar ma Jira ko dherai khapat huda Jira ko abaav hune sanket....aapurti mantralaya dwara Jira lai sajhapur bata aapurti garera bhaye pani abaav hune nadine aaswasan...
Bhunte dwara Divyani lai sarbajanik garinu parcha bhanne maag ma dherai ko aapatti...Griha mantri San le yo maag sajha ko sambidan biparit bhayeko huda yes bisayam ma chalphal garne lai kada bhanda kada karbhahi garine janau
Aaba sajha khelkud samachar:
Nikat bhabihsya ma Kula mancha ma huna lageko Bhunte ra Isolated Freak ko bhaale bhidanta ko ticket dhamadham bikri....ticket black ma samet bikri hune lakchyan
sajha ka hawawaldaar haru ko tundikhel ma kawaj suru...kawaj herna aaune ko bhid le garda tundikhel wara para yatayat ma abarudra..
Aba...mausam
Sajha-rajya ma mausam badali bhai bhaat bhut tat-tato tongba barsa hune..taalu haru le tato tongba bata bachna palpali wa bhadgaule toopi launa aagraha..
Antya ma "in jest" bhandai malai pani bida dinus..haas ta namaskaar
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| jira |
Posted
on 04-Nov-03 06:11 AM
:-) hassayo la Nobody lay. Gajjab cha ni mitra. Sahayog puryawudai jaam hai.
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| L-a-x |
Posted
on 04-Nov-03 02:51 PM
Jira nd Nobody
that was funny.....
Jira is this going to be a dharabahik??
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