| Bilbo Baggins |
Posted
on 23-Oct-03 08:18 AM
Future of Nepal Being Negotiated.
Our investigative reporter, Mr. Prateek Tiwari has discover a smoking gun. Ladies and gentelmen, it is a bombshell. HMG, last week dispatched a five member team of experts (Rasendra Lak, PK Lal, Bishutosh Sharma, Bhartmara Bahini - the only female in the team, and Mr. Mundan Dixit) to China. The team's purpose is to negotiate a merger between the economic and cultural giant to the north fo us with Nepal. The HMG wants Nepal to be a part of China. This move is being taken to fend off hostile takeover of the country by the Maoist and or the agitating parties and perhaps failing that a move by the Indian government to enslave Nepal and turn it into a nuclear test site.
'We must never lose our identity,' said Mr. Girija (last name not given to keep the speaker anon). He continues. "Merger with China is our best alternative. We can't very well be slavaes to the Maoist and/or Indians. We choose rather be laborer for the Chinese government. Hell with democracy as long as Chinese government is willing to take care of MY family, no no no ... I mean to Nepali family"
Mr. Sun Thapa, a facade of a leader of Nepal states that people will have their say. 'We will have an election. However if the results are not to our liking we will not fear to claim that votes were stolen by the Maoist and continue our thievery, I mean oour goals of merging with China."
More to come...
netajnews.com mr Oct 23
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