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| Biggy Small |
Posted
on 06-Nov-03 09:40 PM
Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive? Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds? Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii? Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes? Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there? Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime? Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations? How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings? If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors? If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose? If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan? If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height, what would happen? If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights? You know how most packages say "Open here". What is the protocol if the package says, "Open somewhere else"? Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM? Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways? Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo? You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance? Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
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| BMW |
Posted
on 06-Nov-03 09:44 PM
biggy smalls, why did you have beef with 2 pac?
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| mickthesick |
Posted
on 07-Nov-03 10:46 AM
Why is the time when the traffic is slowest called rush-hour?
If you run backwards will you gain weight?
If your vacuum cleaner really sucks, is it a bad thing?
Why are they called stands when they are made for sitting?
If the #2 pencil is the most popular pencil, why is it still #2?
Why do you press harder on the remote-control when you know the battery is dead?
If its zero degrees tonight, and tomorrow its meant to be twice as cold, how cold will it be?
Why is it that when you tell a man there are 400 billion stars he will believe you, but
when you tell him there's wet paint he has to touch it?
Why is it that what doctors do is called 'practice'?
Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
If a turtle doesn't have a shell is it homeless or naked?
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| dautari |
Posted
on 07-Nov-03 02:49 PM
Whose bad idea was it to put an "s" in "lisp"?
Why is "Charlie" short for Charles,if they both are the same length?
Why is it that they choose from just two people for president and fifty for Miss America?
Why do they call you butt your "bottom" when it's actually in the middle?
What is a free gift? Aren't all gifts free?
If you have to pay an extra 25 cents to get something on your hamburger, why don't
they reduce the price if you have something left off?
Do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Why do they call them "apart"-ments when they are all stuck together?
Why is the word "number" abbreviated as "no" when there is no "o" in it?
Why is the alphabet in that order?
If you don't pay your exorcist, can you be repossessed?
Do they sterilize needles before a lethal injection?
If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?
Have you ever realized that whether you sit up or sit down, the result is the same?
What is another word for "thesaurus"?
Why are people "in" movies but "on" television?
Why does an alarm clock "go off" when it begins ringing?
If identical-twin brothers married identical-twin sisters, would their kids be identical?
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?
If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, who don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?
Why is it called a "television set" if you only get one?
If the weatherman says there's a fifty percent chance of rain, does that mean he has no idea what the weather is going to be like?
Is there really such a thing as a "civil" war?
If shampoo comes in so many colors, why is it always white when you rub it on your head?
What do you call a male ladybug?
If man evolved from apes, why do we still have apes?
When they say dog food has a new and improved taste, who tests it?
Why is the third hand on a watch called the second hand?
Why is it that a person who plays the piano is called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car is not called a racist?
What hair color is on the license of a bald person?
If a glove is too big, will it still fit?
Is it possible to scream at the bottom of your lungs?
If a cow laughs, does milk come out of its nose?
If you choked a Smurf, what color would it turn?
If everything tastes like chicken, what does chicken taste like?
When they invented the first clock, how did they know what time to set it to?
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