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Posted
on 05-Dec-03 04:26 PM
4 miracles of a woman:
>getting wet without taking a shower
>bleeding without getting hurt
>giving milk without eating grass
>and making boneless flesh hard
Splash News:
>At last a new generation napkin made specially to satisfy women,
>Introducing new whisper with finger, keeps you wet even if you
>are dry.
Types of farters:
>Pretenders; farts silently then acts innocent
>Shy; farts softly then smiles
>Arrogant; farts loudly then laughs
>Unlucky; tries to fart but shits.
>A man dashes into a woman and says
>"So sorry ma'am. If your heart is as soft as your breasts, you
will forgive me"
>The lady replies: "If your d i c k is as hard as your elbow, am in
room 603"
>1st fact of life: garib aur b o o bs hamesha dabte hain.
>2nd fact of life: musibat aur d i c k kahin bhi khade ho sakte hain.
>3rd fact of life: kismat aur bra kahin bhi khul sakti hain.
>Q : How do the Talibans seduce their women?
>A : First they attack their twin towers, then they crash into
their pentagon.
Girls reaction to p e n i s sizes:
># 9'' - oh shit pain!
># 7'' - oh yes, yum!
># 6'' - oh perfect!
># 5'' - mmm ok!
># 4'' - push more!
># 3'' - is it in?
># 2'' - idiot! Just use your tongue
Ever wondered why ABCDEF are used to define bra sizes?
>A - Airport (flat)
>B - Barely there
>C - Can do
>D - Damn good
>E - Enormous
>F - Fake
What's the definition of a Lesbian??
>"Just another damn woman, trying to do a man;s job."
>Why are married women fatter than single one's?
>Singles come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed;
whereas married women come home, see what's in the bed & go to the fridge.
During pregnancy:
>The 1st three months, do it the normal style
>Next three months do it the doggy style
>And the last three months do it the wolf style. sit outside the
hole and howl.
All couples have different phases of sex life:
>Age 20 - din raat
>Age 28 - roz raat
>Age 38 - jumme raat
>Age 48 - chandni raat
>Age 58 - only jazbaat
What did newton's dick say to him after seeing a nude woman?
>"F u c k you and your law of gravity, I'm goin UP."
25 useless things in a man:
>20 nails
>02 nipples that don't milk
>02 balls that you cannot play with. &
>01 cock that does not lay egg.
>Teacher: "why buffaloes get depressed after milking?
>Student: "Ma'am, if your boobs are rubbed for 2 hours & then you
are left unf u c ked how would feel?
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