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| shraddha |
Posted
on 09-Dec-03 08:06 PM
We currently have an opening for 1 (one) boyfriend. This is an unpaid internship with a possible full-time opportunity.
Requirements and Experience:
Heterosexual
Over 25, under 50
Single (really.)
Of reasonable intelligence
Of reasonable good looks
Kind
Funny
Self-sufficient
Within 100 mile radius of Boston
At least one prior relationship lasting more than one month, during which applicant did not cheat
Compensation:
The company of a charming, attractive, intelligent woman who will never ask applicant if her ass looks fat.
Please include a photo with your application. Thank you in advance for your interest
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| suva chintak |
Posted
on 09-Dec-03 08:41 PM
Go no further, fair lady!
I fit your bill, to the tee! As for the photo, just think of Hritik...he is my lookalike. I can furnish written testimonials from very discerning and reputable ladies from around Boston.
My professional motto is 'your wish is my command' and thus
I duly present myself for trial at your earliest convenience.
May you be pleased.
Yours truly,
Suva Chintak
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| SITARA |
Posted
on 10-Dec-03 07:22 PM
Shraddha:
I second Suva Chintak ji! He is da, well heeled, well soled man; been to many exotic places; worships exotica; intelligentsia is his middle name and he will not only fit your bill, he will pay them as well! Known for his Bostonian Brahminis-que humour, rapier sharp wit and incomparable charm, the tandoori man will wine you dine you and provide you with incessant humour and ceaseless adoration. Surely, you wouldn't want to pass this one up!
Cons: you might have to sleep in a yurt, ride a camel (side-saddle), if not bare-backed, traipse allover the remorseless terrain of Gobi desert and be prepared to show more than just a little ooomph!
:P
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