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| shraddha |
Posted
on 09-Dec-03 08:08 PM
We currently have an opening for 1 (one) boyfriend. This is an unpaid internship with a possible full-time opportunity.
Requirements and Experience:
Heterosexual
Over 25, under 50
Single (really.)
Of reasonable intelligence
Of reasonable good looks
Kind
Funny
Self-sufficient
Within 100 mile radius of Boston
At least one prior relationship lasting more than one month, during which applicant did not cheat
Compensation:
The company of a charming, attractive, intelligent woman who will never ask applicant if her ass looks fat.
Please include a photo with your application. Thank you in advance for your interest
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| sweetP |
Posted
on 09-Dec-03 08:40 PM
Would you also want some references? and reccomendation letters?
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| Indisguise |
Posted
on 09-Dec-03 08:47 PM
Shraddha ji.. are ya implying that apart from your ass, everything else is fat?
Just a thought... Curious.. IndisguiSe.
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| fRank |
Posted
on 09-Dec-03 09:05 PM
i thank thee for the coming forward and letting ppl know your preference.
i think i fit ur profile.
Male Heterosexual (but not homophobic and certainly wouldn't let a gay person touch me)
Age 28
Rhode Island, Providence
Kind
Funny with wicked sense of humor
Quite reasonable
Intelligent
Self-sufficient. (will certainly not ask u for money to go drink)
2 prior relationships: first one lasted for 2 months, the second one for 6 months.
My no. is 1-O0S-DLL-PUSS
and attached is my pic
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| Biggy Small |
Posted
on 09-Dec-03 09:16 PM
Shraddha,
You should put up your pic to get better response from guys. Most of us can't respond coz we don't know what to expect on the other side.
Biggy Small
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| Poonte |
Posted
on 09-Dec-03 11:10 PM
Hassayo yaar...haasda haasdai malai ni darkhaasta faaram bharna man laagyo...ehheh
Heterosexual: taruni dekheki teen netra khulchha...hetero-setero ta hola ni...
Over 25, under 50: first time I felt I was the right age ke...in a really long time...
Single (really.)
Of reasonable intelligence: ka, kha ga gha, ABCD, 1234, aek dui teen chaar...pugyo?
Of reasonable good looks: chillo talu chha, tara Bruce Willis bhanchha kyare sathi haru le...
Kind: aaja matra maile aek sukaa deko tyo bhikari lai...
Funny: funny re...LOL...mero bau ko naam ta Sunny, aba...
Self-sufficient: char haat-khutta chalunjel...kassam koi sanga ni kei maagdina!
Within 100 mile radius of Boston: been a pro driver for yrs now...can handle 300 miles like it's only 50 miles ;)
At least one prior relationship lasting more than one month, during which applicant did not cheat: been married for almost 3 yrs...nope, never cheated...but now am contemplating...ehehhe
hey, did I miss anything? oh, yeah...tyo...
Single (really): hmmmmmmmmm...am I married? I am!!!! Dhetterika changa chet bho!
***********
Shradha jyu...Boston ma gahro bho keto pauna? Yeta baata parcel garera pathaidim? Bhannus mattrai...tyo jutta ko bakas ma kochera bhayeni pathaidinchhu 2-4 wota layak ka kharreka boka haru...30-day free trial ko warrantee saath! :P
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| pandu |
Posted
on 10-Dec-03 11:01 AM
Poonte - for a married guy, you've got lotsa guts to be responding to this thread.
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| Gaz |
Posted
on 10-Dec-03 11:32 AM
shraddha ji,
yaha search garnus sabai thari ko poucha sano, thulo, thikako.
NepalMatrimonial.com
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| Poonte |
Posted
on 10-Dec-03 11:32 AM
Pandu,
For the sake of fun and humor, I've got lotsa guts (even though I have sukya butts :P) for many other "unthinkable" things in life...
re ke ajha laasta ma! ;) [Mariche miss bhoooooooo :( ]
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| bhenda2 |
Posted
on 10-Dec-03 12:11 PM
Haina yo Gaz ji ley boyfriend khojna akeen Shradha bahini lai kata matrimonial site ma pathounda laa ho kunni??
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| pandu |
Posted
on 10-Dec-03 12:26 PM
Nice comeback, Poonte. Keep on having fun...
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| bhenda2 |
Posted
on 10-Dec-03 03:47 PM
Poonte ji lai sirimati ley dadu ley hanney bhayo tyo touko ma.
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| DP |
Posted
on 10-Dec-03 03:58 PM
It really hurts when you meet all the requirements but one: Single (really).
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| yOuNgBlOoDz |
Posted
on 11-Dec-03 03:10 PM
Ma Ke Dina Sakchu Ra?
jahile dekhi hosh samale Kosailai bhetne sapana dekhe
Jasko sundarta ko sima nahos Jaba bhetchu afno banaune aat gare
Sadhaiko lagi
Maile uslai bhetai sake, ra sacchai nai
Maile soche bhanda pani dheri paye
Tara usma, maile afno lagi maya dekhina
Ani soche “ma ke nai dina sakchu ra?”
Aashu le mero aankha rasayo
Mero drisya lai mirmir banayo
Afailai himmat diye ra uslai pani
Usle dekhaye jastai maan dukhne namitho herai diye
Tyo dherai nai sundar thi… tara “ma ke nai dina sakchu ra?”
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| putali7 |
Posted
on 11-Dec-03 06:27 PM
Wowwwwwwwwww YB nice poem ni. Tragedy parya jasto chha. Anyways, nice poem again. Take careeeee:)
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| GurL_Interrupted |
Posted
on 12-Dec-03 12:41 AM
Daal, bhat, tarkari! Duh!!
*Hee Hee*
Haina actually, maile ke nai mageko chu ra ;=D!? J/K J/K! U missing someone huh! Call her! :-)! Send this poem to her...she'll be happy :-)!
Aww Bichara, mero partna, missing somenoe huh? :-)! *sigh* Aisa hota hai-hota hai! Pyarrr mein sab kuch hota hai rey pagla! Aisa bhi hota hai...Waisa bhi hota hai! Zamana mujhse puche pyarr mein kya hota hai! ;=D!!
Actually, es pali maile pyaaj ko bari banako thiye! Dherai umrecha! If u need help of some onions to shed some tears, tell moi hai! I'll parcel it to ya!
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| putali7 |
Posted
on 14-Dec-03 06:10 PM
GI and YB ko love tragedy po chaldai raicha yaha ta..Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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