| Username |
Post |
| NepaliThito |
Posted
on 27-Dec-03 05:01 AM
A host of new drive through cash points is set to sweep
through the country, and the national association of bankers
has issued the following guidelines to ensure full, efficient
use of this new system when it becomes operational in the new
year:
MEN:
1. Pull up to Automatic Drive Through Cash Machine
2. Insert card
3. Enter PIN number
4. Take cash, card and receipt
WOMEN:
1. Pull up to Automatic Drive Through Cash Machine
2. Check makeup in rearview mirror
3. Shut off engine
4. Put keys in handbag
5. Get out of car because you're too far from machine
6. Hunt for card in handbag
7. Insert card
8. Hunt in handbag for old receipt with PIN number written
on it.
9. Enter PIN number
10. Study instructions for at least 2 minutes
11. Hit "cancel"
12. Re-enter correct PIN number
13. Check balance
14. Look for deposit envelope
15. Look in handbag for pen
16. Make out deposit slip
17. Sign cheques
18. Make deposit
19. Study instructions
20. Make cash withdrawal
21. Get in car
22. Check makeup
23. Look for keys.
24. Start car
25. Check makeup
26. Start pulling away
27. STOP
28. Back up to machine
29. Get out of car
30. Take card and receipt
31. Get back in car
32. Put card in wallet
33. Put receipt in chequebook
34. Enter deposits and withdrawals in chequebook
35. Clear area in handbag for wallet and chequebook
36. Check makeup
37. Put car in reverse gear
38. Put car in drive
39. Drive away from machine
40. Travel 3 miles
41. Release handbrake
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| Bob Marley |
Posted
on 27-Dec-03 07:10 AM
NepaliThito...
Damn! You seems to be really messed up bro... Women are not that bad and where in the hell do you get all this? Are you single, definetly. If married, you must have a really really messed up relationship. Why so much sexism? I don't think it's that bad...of course there're differences between men and women, but it's not that you think bro...take it easy...will you. Find a woman first and then see it for your self.
Chow
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| DP |
Posted
on 27-Dec-03 06:36 PM
Nepali Thito:
Bob Marly is right.
Bob:
It is "Ciao" not "Chow", by the way.
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| Bahudaliya Panchayat |
Posted
on 30-Dec-03 10:15 PM
Nepali Thito,
Omae sekuhara chyauka?
This is just sexual harassment!
Sayonara!
Oohi
Bahudaliya Panchayat
Putali Bazzar, Nepal
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| gundruke |
Posted
on 30-Dec-03 11:34 PM
This is not fair. You are not in the reality. Or you are too away from the fact. Let us see some better kurakanis than this. Please improve yourself.
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| gundruke |
Posted
on 30-Dec-03 11:35 PM
This is not fair. You are not in the reality. Or you are too away from the fact. Let us see some better kurakanis than this. Please improve yourself.
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| aakash |
Posted
on 31-Dec-03 05:08 PM
Hillarious.... cmon guys..it is just a joke....nobody has to take it so seriously...stop BS about harrasment n shit.
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