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| OZ Guy | Posted
on 09-Jan-04 05:21 AM
Extract from Times of India... Aishwarya Rai has agreed to appear in the next James Bond film if its producers agree to use a body double for the sex scenes with Pierce Brosnan , who plays secret agent 007. Rai was asked to play Brosnan's romantic interest in the still untitled film, the 21st in the Bond series, but she has insisted she will take the role only if a look-alike is drafted in for the inevitable sex scenes. She told the British press that her strict upbringing meant there was no question of her doing anything saucy. "I've said I will do the film if there is a body double. The producers have said they will have to ask Pierce," she said. |
| suva chintak | Posted
on 09-Jan-04 01:09 PM
Oh no! I am terribly disappointed! I had the impression that the Indian woman had come of age when Pamela Borders shook up the British establishment with her sultry libido a while ago. So what does Ash want to be, Brosnan's spiritual Mata Ritambara? This prudish act is going to ruin my James Bond viewing for ever. Come on Ash, grow up! Bond, James Bond! |
| dazzling ko keti | Posted
on 10-Jan-04 09:53 AM
"OK" that is double standards for sure. I think the suggestive songs and dance moves in hindi movies these days are more lewd than enacting actual sex scenes. The gurl needs to grow up, quit her puritanical thinking before, "Bond" chooses to bond, with less of a hypocrite!!! |
| SITARA | Posted
on 10-Jan-04 10:47 AM
I wouldn't know the measurement of standards of hypocrisy but given our (generic) non-western cinema culture, titillation of the mind with gyrations of the body, body parts and eyes is a definite norm. Given this premis, and the fact that Aishworya refuses to sucumb to a sex-scene in a Hollywood movie( wow! ya), reveals her strong sense of self. And, hey if she can get away with calling such shots, then more power to her. The girl certainly has gumption! |
| DP | Posted
on 10-Jan-04 02:53 PM
That is cowshit (not even bullshit)....as if she is still virgin...hehehehe. DP. |
| KALANKISTHAN | Posted
on 10-Jan-04 03:38 PM
"The inevitable sex scenes" in James Bond movies? Well, sex scenes in the James Bond movies are nothing more than couple of smooches. Bond grabs his "romantic interest" and smooches her. That's it. (That's it? yeah). Even one of the very secductive scenes in "Die Another Day" between Halle Berry (Yes, Halle Berry -- She doesn't mind givin' onscreen sex scenes -- Remember her sex scenes in "Monster's Ball" for which she fetched an Oscar?) and Pierce Brosnan was nothing more than smooches (and few moaning since he was having a sex with Halle Berry eh). James Bond movies are always rated PG-13, they are not going to show anything more than smooches. Now my point is, since Aishwarya Rai has already smooched a guy on-screen in a Bangali Movie "Choker Bali", what's wrong with kissing James Bond now? (- http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/articleshow/msid-281701,curpg-4.cms). Beside, James Bond's romantic interests don't always have to have sex with James Bond (on screen). Remember Michelle Yeoh in "Tomorrow Never Dies"? She survived without a kiss. Anyway, since Aishwarya's agents denied about the whole Bond episode, this is just a rumor and it is dying a natural death, like all the rumors do. (-http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/articleshow/409884.cms). Anyway, Who cares!! Personally I'd love to see Elizabeth Hurly smooching Pierce Brosnan than Aishwarya Rai.. eh. Oh yeah, Hawaldar Kattu bro, My name is Sthan, Kalanki Sthan.. eheh.. |
| SITARA | Posted
on 10-Jan-04 05:08 PM
Sthan, Kalanki, yes you! :) Hurley kissing Brosnan re???!!! Come now, didn't you dream that Hurley was wearing a saree and chulo pothey-ing in your house? Kya huwa re? Dreams shattered in 2004? hehe! As for Ash, her body her wish, no and you are right about Yeoh (but ofcourse, who can dispute you about movie facts and reviews). Hey, if it is a discomfort factor of "who know where Bond's been", then, Ash can de-pucker her lips and keep her legs crossed. Hey, send some snow to "yeta pani". Haven't had a snow day, yet! :( |
| VincentBodega | Posted
on 10-Jan-04 05:21 PM
Someone once told me that we live in time when its the coolest thing to be unethical and even declare it if you can. I couldnt agree with it more when I read all these posts on this thread. Well someone is trying to do something thats suppose to be done. Someones trying not to sell out for money and fame. Someones trying to live by the culture and values she was instilled with. Someones trying to say its ok to keep the clothes on and still be an actress in this day and age. And here we are trying to make that person feel bad. I just have one simple question. Well would you be still telling her to "grow up" or "stop being a hyporcrite" or even "cowshit" if she was one one of your loved ones? Dont answer that... very disgusted, BV |
| SITARA | Posted
on 10-Jan-04 05:38 PM
I believe, in the case of Michelle Yeoh, Bond adamantly refused to kiss her for fearing a lethal, well-rounded roundhouse kick! ;) |
| Max101 | Posted
on 10-Jan-04 06:57 PM
The Idea of a Double to do the sex scenes is a great one !! I mean if Pierce Brosman can have stunt man do all the stunts he doesn't want to do, then why can't Aish demand a Double?? Good luck to her. |
| OZ Guy | Posted
on 10-Jan-04 08:12 PM
I guess it's up to an individual, in this case Ash, to determine what is the limit of her common decency and her personal outlook as far as having sex scenes with - Bond, James bond is concerned. However, I do feel that there shouldn't be conflicting opinions and hypocrisy as far as the stand along this line is concerned. Who are we to actually make judgement on her values, her body her wish. However, I would like you to have a look at this picture of her. This is genuine picture of her appearing in so many websites affiliated to her. Not just a matter of switching head on a body. You make the judgement after this. 
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| suva chintak | Posted
on 10-Jan-04 08:34 PM
OZ Guy, Thanks, but I think I will pass this one. I don't fancy one-armed bimbos. Bond, James Bond! |
| qallu | Posted
on 10-Jan-04 08:41 PM
suva chintak two armed bimbos will probably avoid you like the plague anyway and this one armed bimbette probably won't even bat an eyelash to save your life. :) |
| nepali_angel | Posted
on 10-Jan-04 09:49 PM
Just for the record, Al Gore is attributed to inventing sex in James Bond movies. |
| KaLaNkIsThAn | Posted
on 10-Jan-04 11:32 PM
Tara, Sitara hazur, dangggg, pinch me... am I dreamin' or it is for real!! Sitara jyu lai dekhera haamlai ni aaja "kuch kuch hota hai" bhaa jasto cha.;). eheh.. how are you, where are you? Long time no see, so feelin' great to see you. Hurley gave "dhokha" ni. Kurai nagarum... I was the one who waited for her, and she went out with an Indian dude insted... So I am after Nepali girls these days.. eh, noone looks better in saari than Nepali ladies. ;)... chainan hazur ko gaau tira kohi? hehe... Anyway, good to see you. :D How about I send myself to your tole? I am frozen, don't know about the snow but I will surely bring some northwest windchill with me! ;)... good to see you again, take care. You are right about Yeoh, even Bond might have thought twice about kissin' Yeoh and gave up the idea... who want's to get shaken and stirred by round kicks. :D |
| Bhunte | Posted
on 11-Jan-04 05:03 AM
Bereveared fame of Aishwarya may be rubbled once Indians see it even she demands a body doule for the sex scenes with PB now. Why she want to be kalankit after all when she has to thrive in indian society for name fame and money unless she doesnt care all these in the name of Hollywood. Just a conjecture, but what the history tells? Any celebrated Indian actress in similar situation?? |
| SITARA | Posted
on 11-Jan-04 09:42 AM
Sthan Kalanki; So nice to see you (Whinnie the Pooh style) too! Well, when is the ice-man coming to DC? Let me know... I have a bundle of daura I could use to thaw you out! hehe |
| czar | Posted
on 11-Jan-04 10:47 AM
The ice man cometh ? |
| KaLaNkIsThAn | Posted
on 11-Jan-04 10:55 AM
Yesss Czar sir, suit up in special 0 degree celsius ice suit. Sirrr, save me from Sitara hazur tho, eh, she might break my braces with those daura! hehe! |
| KaLaNkIsThAn | Posted
on 11-Jan-04 10:56 AM
Yesss Czar sir, suit up in special 0 degree celsius ice suit. Sirrr, save me from Sitara hazur tho, eh, she might break my braces with those daura! hehe! |
| czar | Posted
on 11-Jan-04 11:17 AM
ýNo sex please, weýre Indianý declares Ash modestly, whilst carvotting, fully drenched in a see through sari and blouse, on a crowded street set ogled by thousands of drooling pedestrians of a Texas sized country with a BILLION plus citizens and dizzying population growth rate. Buzz of Rai, Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. Bring on Hurley, Liz or Kidman, Nicole, or Bell, Catherine or the Zeta-Jones, Catherine. The ladsýll be shaken and stirred. (hopefully not fried!) |
| czar | Posted
on 11-Jan-04 11:30 AM
Isthan, Kalanki no worries brother. I hear tell there's a 50 gallon deep freeze in the basement. Jump in, hit the defrost button and in five minutes you step out all thawed out ! Then you'll have the ladies hearts melting faster than their mascara ! Bienvenue a DC ! |
| SITARA | Posted
on 11-Jan-04 12:46 PM
Say AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! Iceman!!! and I'll fix those braces real tight with my new toolkit, concrete cement (guaranteed to fill up dental fissures), calk and neon white, enamel paint to boot! And every tyam you esmile, we shall see a brilliant sparkle with "tirrrrrrrring" sound to match, Lal Danta Manjhan estyle! The daura is to sterilize the tools and get Czar to cook up some BBQ! "No sex please" is a dream merchant's slogan!!!!!!!! You are the "informed" consumer! |
| KaLaNkIsThAn | Posted
on 11-Jan-04 04:08 PM
Sitara hazur changing her hobbies like a headband? First it was rollerskates, and then jogging, and now fixin' em braces?? hehe do you have a guest room in your house re kyaa!! ;) There is noway you can see my braces if i say AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!! Hehe... You've already scared me... Try AAAAAAAH yourself, see, the front of your teeth will hide behind the lips. Hazur smile on me, and that "trrrring" sound will automatically play on my brain ni. ;) Czar bru cookin' BBQ, playin' guitar, glupin' Love potion # 9 and singin' "Hotel California"? ooooh --- How can I miss it now. Czar bru, can I borrow your defrost button, eh... yeah, the one you use to melt them ladies heart!!! ;) m freezin'! and jingringa(ing)! |
| Spark | Posted
on 11-Jan-04 05:14 PM
Sitara ji, you are not so dumb for not understanding what this stupid guy Kalankisthan is demanding with you. |
| SITARA | Posted
on 11-Jan-04 06:44 PM
Spark ji: Not a clue! Pray, enlighten me! Kalanki; Guest rooom ta cha; it is beeg tyam occupied by my puppy. However, you are welcome to keep him company! :) Let me know when you'll be in town and we'll all get together. Yes, I will have a smile on my face, ta ra Mohani lagla ni, hajur! ;) |
| czar | Posted
on 11-Jan-04 07:20 PM
Spark, Methinks you do Kalanki a grave injustice if I read you right. I've had the pleasure of meeting the young man and, if anything, he's a gentleman in every sense of the word. Perhaps the most perceptive of all observers here in sajha, Kalanki's keen sense of humour has never ventured to the bawdy, even under dire provocation. Au contraire, he has very vigorously questioned bad taste here, and even then, he couched his criticism in the most palatable manner. We would be well served if you would kindly reconsider your position on the matter. Sincerely, Czar |
| KaLaNkIsThAn | Posted
on 11-Jan-04 08:40 PM
Haha Sparky, Nice try! Don't try to ignite 5 gallons of gasoline, you might hurt yourself! ;) Sitara hazur, who is a patient here? Your puppy or me? I'll share that guestroom with your puppy only if it has got braces grrrrr. Probably Sparky isn't aware of Sitarajyu's healing touch! Dude, time to dig em sajha archives. ;) Czar brother, thanks for the kind words from a gentleman himself... I am dyin' to go down and sing some blues... Oys Oys, where are you? We gotta rock thier town dude! (Probably he's busy learnin' 'em Pink Floyed -- and so is Soleil... Haven't seen both of 'em for a while.. ;) --- whats the chords for divison bell again??) hehe. |
| Poonte | Posted
on 12-Jan-04 07:52 AM
Is Rai, Aish Rai coming to da BBQ too? If so, count me in, guys! Just make sure she comes ed, nak ed. One of her see-through saaris, sans under garments, of course, would be tolerated too eheheh ;) I can work on delaying Bond, James Bond's flight until the ty, par ty is over. Just let me know when and I can call my friend Laden, NOT Bin Laden...the other Laden! Bhaigo...Aish pani chaahiyena...haamri Tara, Sitara ko aghi Aish ko ke bhau hola ra? Maat gardinchhe Aish lai ta :P (with/without clothes on or with/without see-through saaris re kya! Killer eyes would suffice!) ehehehh |
| SITARA | Posted
on 12-Jan-04 09:25 AM
Ye Poonte Maharaj! Loooooong time no here! Heard you've been stuck in NY since school closed. Killer eyes might turn you into Medusa's stone ni! "She's" got her evil ways baby~~!!! Kalanki, La ok, I will sing the Blues with you: ~Still Got The Blues, For You!~. BUT, you have to sing me one requested song: "Fallen" by Alicia Keys. So, do practise before you make it to DC. Croooooooooooon babieeee crooooooooon! |
| Bhunte | Posted
on 12-Jan-04 01:54 PM
SITA RAi ji, Happy New Year! yeso bato katda hajur lai dekhera belated bhaye pani naya barsa ko hardik subhakamana chadhayeko la.... |
| Oz Guy | Posted
on 12-Jan-04 07:23 PM
This string which was initiated for Bond, James Bond & Rai, Ash Rai has turned more into Tara, Sitara, & Than, Kalankisthan. Not that I am complaining...... |
| spark | Posted
on 16-Jan-04 10:32 PM
Hey kalnkisthan, parbati bhauju's sel roti spinning in your head or what? check your calender that it is already makar sakranti and time to eat khichadi here in ktm. don't you? you can use czar's support letter to show your prospective dj employer. |
| KaLaNkIsThAn | Posted
on 17-Jan-04 07:26 AM
Spark, Huh, Where did that come from? Anyway, you're right! you're right!! Spinnin' the wheel. Sitara hazur, Fallen? eh... how about "A woman's worth"? My fav. Alicia Key's song. Are you up for my dhobipachaad accent? :D |
| suva chintak | Posted
on 17-Jan-04 01:18 PM
Bond fans, rejoice, for salvation is at hand! According to Brosnan's PR team in London, his lawyers and Ash's managers have been able to resolve the (t)horny issue of sex in the next Bond movie. The negotations are described as having been tough, but both sides have expressed satisfaction with the outcome. Respecting Indian cultural sensibilities on public display of affection, Bond will now settle for a single smooch on the screen during a dance and song routine around a coconut grove in Hawaii. In return, Ash agrees to provide Her Majesty's Secret agent (with a license to kill, of course) with a full 64-course Kamasutra treat, off-screen. Fearful that he might be caught on the wrong foot in some of the more demanding asansas, the spy man is said to have joined London's top yoga club to brush up on his moves. "I think I can handle the situation, I just need some pointers on the 39th and the 57th," an eager Bond, James Bond, told a reporter outside the posh Gandhi Kamayuga. (Excerpted from AP, AFP, and PTI reports) |
| Oz Guy | Posted
on 27-Jan-04 05:27 AM
Isn't that fascinating ? |