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| redneck |
Posted
on 24-Jan-04 04:06 PM
THE MAN IN CHARGE:
*I was arrested in Kennebunkport, Maine, in 1976 for driving under the influence of alcohol.
*I pled guilty, paid a fine, and had my driver's license suspended for 30 days.
*My Texas driving record has been "lost" and is not available.
MILITARY:
*I joined the Texas Air National Guard and went AWOL
*I refused to take a drug test or answer any questions about my drug use.
*By joining the Texas Air National Guard, I was able to avoid combat duty in Vietnam.
COLLEGE:
*I graduated from Yale University with a low C average.
*I was a cheerleader.
PAST WORK EXPERIENCE:
*I ran for U.S. Congress and lost.
*I began my career in the oil business in Midland, Texas in 1975.
*I bought an oil company, but couldn't find any oil in Texas.
*The company went bankrupt shortly after I sold all my stock.
*I bought the Texas Rangers baseball team in a sweetheart deal that took land using taxpayer money.
*With the help of my father and our rightwing friends in the oil industry (including Enron CEO Ken Lay), I was elected governor of Texas.
ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS GOVERNOR OF TEXAS:
*I changed Texas pollution laws to favor power and oil companies, making Texas the most polluted state in the Union.
*During my tenure, Houston replaced Los Angeles as the most smog-ridden city in America.
*I cut taxes and bankrupted the Texas treasury to the tune of billions in borrowed money.
*I set the record for the most executions by any governor in American history.
*With the help of my brother, the governor of Florida, and my father's appointments to the Supreme Court, I became President after losing by over 500,000 votes.
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| redneck |
Posted
on 24-Jan-04 04:07 PM
ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS PRESIDENT:
*I am the first President in U.S. history to enter office with a criminal record.
*I invaded and occupied two countries at a continuing cost of over one billion dollars per week.
*I spent the U.S. surplus and effectively bankrupted the U.S. Treasury.
*I shattered the record for the largest annual deficit in U.S. history.
*I set an economic record for most private bankruptcies filed in any 12-month period.
*I set the all-time record for most foreclosures in a12month period.
*I set the all-time record for the biggest drop in the history of the U.S. stock market.
*In my first year in office, over 2 million Americans lost their jobs and that trend continues every month.
*I'm proud that the members of my cabinet are the richest of any administration in U.S. history.
*My "poorest millionaire," Condoleeza Rice, has a Chevron oil tanker named after her.
*I set the record for most campaign fundraising trips by a U.S. President.
*I am the all-time U.S. and world record holder for receiving the most corporate campaign donations.
*My largest lifetime campaign contributor, and one of my best friends, Kenneth Lay, presided over the largest corporate bankruptcy fraud in U.S. History, Enron.
*My political party used Enron private jets and corporate attorneys to assure my success with the U.S. Supreme Court during my election decision.
*I have protected my friends at Enron and Halliburton against investigation or prosecution. More time and money was spent investigating the Monica Lewinsky affair than has been spent investigating one of the biggest corporate rip-offs in history.
*I presided over the biggest energy crisis in U.S. history and refused to intervene when corruption involving the oil industry was revealed.
*I presided over the highest gasoline prices in U.S. history.
*I changed the U.S. policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded government contracts.
*I appointed more convicted criminals to administration than any President in U.S. history.
*I created the Ministry of Homeland Security, the largest bureaucracy in the history of the United States government.
*I've broken more international treaties than any President in U.S. history.
*I am the first President in U.S. history to have the United Nations remove the U.S. from the Human Rights Commission.
*I withdrew the U.S. from the World Court of Law.
*I refused to allow inspectors access to U.S. "prisoners of war" detainees and thereby have refused to abide by the Geneva Convention.
*I am the first President in history to refuse United Nations election inspectors (during the 2002 U.S. election).
*I set the record for fewest numbers of press conferences of any President since the advent of television.
*I set the all-time record for most days on vacation in any one-year period.
*After taking off the entire month of August, I presided over the worst security failure in U.S.history.
*I garnered the most sympathy for the U.S. after the World Trade Center attacks and less than a year later made the U.S. the most hated country in the world, the largest failure of diplomacy in world history.
*I have set the all-time record for most people worldwide to simultaneously protest me in public venues (15 million people), shattering the record for protest against any person in the history of mankind.
*I am the first President in U.S. history to order an unprovoked, preemptive attack and the military occupation of a sovereign nation. I did so against the will of the United Nations, the majority of U.S. citizens, and the world community.
*I have cut health care benefits for war veterans and support a cut in duty benefits for active duty troops and their families in wartime.
*In my State of the Union Address, I lied about our reasons for attacking Iraq, then blamed the lies on our British friends.
*I am the first President in history to have a majority of Europeans (71%) view my presidency as the biggest threat to world peace and security.
*I am supporting development of a nuclear "Tactical Bunker Buster," a WMD.
*I have so far failed to fulfill my pledge to bring Osama Bin Laden and Saddam Hussein to justice.
..continued....
RECORDS AND REFERENCES:
*All records of my tenure as governor of Texas are now in my father's library, sealed and unavailable for public view.
*All records of SEC investigations into my insider trading and my bankrupt companies are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.
*All records or minutes from meetings that I, or my Vice President, attended regarding public energy policy are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public review.
PLEASE CONSIDER MY EXPERIENCE WHEN VOTING IN 2004.
PLEASE SEND THIS TO EVERY VOTER YOU KNOW.
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| pro |
Posted
on 27-Jan-04 09:31 PM
That is all made up, for George Bush is the best president this nation has ever had and he has gotten rid of the misled muslim terrorists and he will make us depended on only our own oil from Alaska. He is a great man who represents the tenets of Jesus and I will always support him. Your Commie Democratic candidates are going to lose for they are with Satan, and God shall prevail! Heil Bush!
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| redneck |
Posted
on 28-Jan-04 11:42 AM
Pro,
Muslim
Jesus
Satan
God
You are using big words, maybe you need to sit down and ponder what these words actually means.
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| Gerox |
Posted
on 28-Jan-04 03:16 PM
Mr redneck,
You wrote that much, but u did not feel to ponder any of those words. Why should pro do it anyway? You wrote that much because you dont like Bush.May be Pro did not like 9-11, so he jotted his feelings down.Are you sure and aware of whatever you have put in this thread? Just curious.
chill out;)
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| lawoti |
Posted
on 28-Jan-04 03:36 PM
Mr/Mrs/Miss/Ms (pick one to ur liking) Gerox,
Pro worte "That is all made up." what do u think?
Pro did not like 9/11. U think I like it?
just curious.
just chillin out :)
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| Gerox |
Posted
on 28-Jan-04 04:04 PM
So ,Miss( picking as i guess) lawati, are u redneck? Otherwise, i dont remember saying you like it.Curiousity is good 'cause it makes you active in finding something in depth.And one more thing, if you are chillin out, thats good for you. Anyway, i want everybody to chill out.
chill out;)
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| luckydude |
Posted
on 29-Jan-04 05:54 AM
I wonder why people pay so much attention to others background. I don't think that really matters. Of course, we want the president, prime ministers, ministers, and so on to be as clean as &%$# (I don't know what's the cleanest thing) but we really should be paying attention to present. For instance, when Arnold was running for the governer of CA, they started talking about his relationship that he had a long time ago. For Chris sake leave him alone, that was 10 years ago. Besides, he didn't kill somebody, it was just a relationship.
Mr Redneck, why don't you write about frmr president Clinton. Remember what he did??? He was getting blow-job from a person who worked with him. He was married and he was the president. At least, president Bush hasn't done that kind of thing. You are probably thinking "But president Bush did this and that when he was young" Chill out dude, haven't you done anything stupid or crazy when you were young? Everbody does it when they are young. It's natural.
Besides, the list you made isn't right. Most of the stuff is made up by either you or somebody.
peace in Nepal
luckydude
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| lawoti |
Posted
on 29-Jan-04 07:13 AM
Geroxji,
You should check out
http://www.moveon.org/
There are pretty cool ads on Bush. you may like it. btw i'm not redneck. the point is/was (above) my heart goes to 9/11 but not to Bush. peace,
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| Pro |
Posted
on 29-Jan-04 10:16 PM
my heart goes to neither i hate the united states
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| askme |
Posted
on 30-Jan-04 01:47 AM
Are you mad to elect him again!!!!
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| the other one |
Posted
on 30-Jan-04 01:07 PM
Bush did not bring up a sigle word of "unemployment" "AIDS" or "Environment" or "Deficit"
in the state of the union, but "war" on the other hand makes a dozen times in his speech, and terror and its derivatives twenty times. Yeah, go back to Mogul empire and chant WAR the next four years by electing him. They dont find it uneasy on the other hand by labelling the Dems as friends of terrorists, thats how they captured the senete, for example, senetor Cleland of Georgia, who lost three limbs fighting in Vietnam and who was defeated by ads showing his face alongside those of Osama and Saddam.I tell you, theyll do whatever the heck they want to stay in power, I bet they even have Osama hidden somewhere and theyll pull him out of the hole right b4 the election. Did someone else hear them saying theyll get Osama by this year?, closing in?, my black ass.
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| redneck |
Posted
on 30-Jan-04 07:16 PM
WHO DAT LOOKIN SEXY?
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| redneck |
Posted
on 30-Jan-04 07:19 PM
Weapons of Mass Destruction - my arse.
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| yOuNgBlOoDz |
Posted
on 31-Jan-04 09:38 AM
i think bush had group sex.. with osama n saddam just before 9/11
yb
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| yOuNgBlOoDz |
Posted
on 31-Jan-04 09:40 AM
Where them WMD at.....................
bush says - well we still have da reciet n prove that we sold em while they were fightin with iran...
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| redneck |
Posted
on 31-Jan-04 10:58 AM
Luckydude,
"Mr Redneck, why don't you write about frmr president Clinton." Have no desire to write about Clinton. Why don't you do it if you think its relevant.
"At least, president Bush hasn't done that kind of thing." He has not gotten any blow jobs - atleast its not in the media. But there more important things listed in the list above than mere some private personal matters. Matters/policies that not only effect the US but the world. How many people died in 9/11? About 1500 or so. How many civilians died in Iraq? Does anybody know. I don't. How bombs were dropped? Shit get real if not get lucky (dude). WMD - were is that. Afterall wasn't war at Iraq planned prior 9/11.
"Besides, the list you made isn't right. Most of the stuff is made up by either you or somebody." What is made up here?
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