| kaluram |
Posted
on 27-Jan-04 08:28 AM
Hey guys there is some nice jokes about children
1 A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat , but it was dead " How do you know cat is dead ? " She asked her pupil " because I pissed its ear it did not move " asnswered the child innnocently . you did what ! ? the teacher exclaim in surprise. " you know explain the boy , I leaned over iand went "psst" it did not move.
2 A little girl asked her mom " can I go outside and play with boys ? Her mother replied " No you cant play with boys they are too rough " The little girl think about it for a moment and asked . " If I can find smooth one, can I play with him???????????
3 A little girl goes wi to Barber shop with her father. She stands next to the barbers chair , while her dad gets hair cuts . eating a sncak cake .
The barber says to her " Sweeheart , you are gonna get hair in your Twinkle .
she says " Yes , I know and I'm gonna get boobs too???????????
4. A little boy is doing his math home work . he said himself " two plus five , that son of the bitch is seven . " three plus six " that son of the bitch is nine"....... his mother heard what he was saying and gasped , what are you doing ? " the little boy answered " I'm doing my math home work , mom. " and this is how your teacher taught you to do it . ? the mother asked " yes he answered.
The mother asked the teacher next day , " what are you teaching my son in math"? the teacher replied ' right now we are learning addition . " the mother asked , and you are teaching them 2 plus 2 that son of bitch is 4 ? after teacher laughing , he replied " what I taught is TWO PLUS TWO , THE SUM OF WHICH , IS FOUR.
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