| meera |
Posted
on 02-Feb-04 01:54 PM
SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SHIT IS IT!!!!!
> > > SHIT~
> > > >
> > > > The most powerful word
> > > > Shit may just be the most powerful
> > > > word in the English language.
> > > >
> > > > You can be shit faced, be shit out of luck,
> > > > or have shit for brains.
> > > > With a little effort you can get your shit
> > > > together, find a place for your shit or
> > > > decide to shit or get off the pot.
> > > >
> > > > You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit,
> > > > lose shit, find shit, forget shit,
> > > > and tell others to eat shit and die.
> > > >
> > > > You can shit or go blind,
> > > > have a shit fit or just shit your life away.
> > > >
> > > > People can be shit headed,
> > > > shit brained, shit blinded, and shit over.
> > > >
> > > > Some people know their shit
> > > > while others can't tell the difference
> > > > between shit and shineola.
> > > >
> > > > There are lucky shits,
> > > > dumb shits, crazy shits, and sweet shits.
> > > >
> > > > There is bull shit,
> > > > and horse shit and chicken shit.
> > > >
> > > > You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit,
> > > > or duck when the shit hits the fan.
> > > >
> > > > You can take a shit, give a shit,
> > > > or serve shit on a shingle.
> > > >
> > > > You can find yourself in deep shit,
> > > > or be happier than a pig in shit.
> > > >
> > > > Some days are colder than shit,
> > > > some days are hotter than shit,
> > > > and somedays are just plain shitty.
> > > >
> > > > Some music sounds like shit,
> > > > things can look like shit,
> > > > and there are times when you feel like shit.
> > > >
> > > > You can have too much shit,
> > > > not enough shit, the right shit,
> > > > the wrong shit or a lot of weird shit.
> > > >
> > > > You can carry shit,
> > > > have a mountain of shit,
> > > > or find yourself up shit creek
> > > > without a paddle.
> > > >
> > > > Sometimes you really need this shit
> > > > and sometimes you don't want any shit at all.
> > > >
> > > > Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit
> > > > and other times you swim in a lake of shit
> > > > and come out smelling like a rose.
> > > >
> > > > When you stop to consider all the facts,
> > > > it's the basic building block of creation.
> > > >
> > > > And remember,
> > > > once you know your shit,
> > > > you don't need to know anything else!
I got this in my email and found it hilarious! Thought to share it will you all!!!!!!!
No offence intended!
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