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   I have not been able to write stories fo 07-Feb-04 Gunaraj
     <font face="Kantipur" size="+1"> afp t a 08-Feb-04 Biruwa
       Guna dai, is there anyway to read your p 08-Feb-04 Meera
         Guna jee... Dherai pacchi, tara swad 09-Feb-04 Poonte
           Hey guna dai, another of your classics 09-Feb-04 oys_chill
             Thanks Biruwa, Poonte and Oys... This 09-Feb-04 Gunaraj
               Haha... whattta piece! Superb!! LOL... p 14-Feb-04 KaLaNkIsThAn


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Gunaraj Posted on 07-Feb-04 04:39 PM

I have not been able to write stories for a long time due to time constraint.
I hope you will enjoy this one..... an effort from my youngest sibling.


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Biruwa Posted on 08-Feb-04 08:42 AM

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Meera Posted on 08-Feb-04 06:06 PM

Guna dai, is there anyway to read your piece without downloading the nepali font? Or can you tell me how to download the nepali font? Would be much appreciated!!!!
Poonte Posted on 09-Feb-04 03:27 PM

Guna jee...

Dherai pacchi, tara swad ustai...napadhunjel padhum padhum laagne...pad.da jhan jhan padhum jasto laagne...padhi sakesi ta kina padhechhu jasto laagne...katha sidhiyesi manai khallo :( hatti ko mukh ma jeera bhane jasto...na.aghaune kahile ni...ati rasik chhan tapain kaa kathaa haru...
oys_chill Posted on 09-Feb-04 04:19 PM

Hey guna dai,
another of your classics :)

Padega to sadega, ladega to badega :)..aaba ta padnai man lagna chadyo ;). yo katha padera chai euta fupu ko chora yaad aayo..som le ni jamana dekhin matrik try garya thiyo......akhir kehi seep nalagera Bihar baata cert. kinera...slc pass bhako party samma dya thiyo :)
Gunaraj Posted on 09-Feb-04 06:04 PM

Thanks Biruwa, Poonte and Oys...

This story was not mine. My youngest brother wrote it. I didnot realize he had been writing such things for a long time.

Meera, here is the repository of nepali fonts.
- http://nepaljapan.com/fonts/index.html
Kantipur font is on the top. There is complete instruction on how to load it. But I am not sure if it works in your computer.

KaLaNkIsThAn Posted on 14-Feb-04 10:12 AM

Haha... whattta piece! Superb!! LOL... padhega to sadega Ladega to badhega re... haha... GunaJyu thanks for this piece... aru pani taasum na bhai ko Satires.

Dai ta dai, bhai ni dhurandhar? ;)