| Username |
Post |
| patali |
Posted
on 12-Feb-04 07:14 AM
.....Got this in one of my emails....found hilarious....sharing is caring bhanchhan....lau ta ma pani share garidihalchhu ni ta.....:p
A guy from Uttar Pradesh (UP) was away from his family for about 4
>years
>while his wife was in Jaunpur(UP). At the end of 4 years, he
>distributed
>sweets to his colleagues in office stating that his wife had
>delivered a
>son...
>
>His colleagues were quite shocked and they asked how this "happy
>event"
>happened when he had not seen his wife for four years...
>
>The man said it is common in UP that neighbours take care of the
>wife(good padhosiyo) when men are away. The colleagues asked
>him,"What
>name will you give to the son?"
>
>The man explained,
>"If it's the second neighbour who has taken care,then the name
>would be
>DWIVEDI;
>
>
>If it is the third neighbour then it would be TRIVEDI,
>
>
>
>If it is the fourth neighbour then it would be CHATURVEDI;
>
>
>
>If its the fifth neighbour then it would be PANDEY...
>
>After listening to this, questions followed.
>
>
>
>What if it is a mixture of neighbours?"Then the boy would be named
>MISHRA"...
>
>And what if the wife is too shy to tell the name of the neighbour?
>"Then
>it would be SHARMA"...
>
>
>But.......... what if she refuses to divulge the name of the
>neighbour?
>"Then the name of the child would be GUPTA"...
>
>
>
> If she does not remember the name then? "It is YAAD-AV...
>
>
>
>But who knows whether the child resulted from a rape? "Then it
>will be
>named DOSHI"...
>
>Finally, if the child happened because of wife's burning desire for
>sex,?
>"Then he will be named JOSHI...
>And if the whole country had made efforts for the happy
>arrival?....
>DESHPANDEY .......
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| yOuNgBlOoDz |
Posted
on 12-Feb-04 10:09 AM
LOL LOL LOL
thats funniee..
esp.. they whole country's effort..
yb
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| acharya |
Posted
on 12-Feb-04 10:39 AM
LMAO!
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| suva chintak |
Posted
on 12-Feb-04 12:46 PM
patali jyu,
This is one of the best ones I have heard here in Sajha! Bravo, more please!
Thanks for the cheer,
SC
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| bhunte |
Posted
on 12-Feb-04 01:27 PM
patali ji, yo ta jamana ko kissa ho ni ta...anyway it is funny...
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| Gerox |
Posted
on 12-Feb-04 04:36 PM
Funny!!!
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