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   PRABHU....Ma pani chhooon ni ..line maa 16-Feb-04 Paagal
     Parkhaa kehi samayaa....pahila hami teen 16-Feb-04 Paagal
       Sarkaar, ma pani helicopter nai chadhera 16-Feb-04 Paagal
         Marich: Sarkaar, yeso bhuja khanda, jira 16-Feb-04 Kiddo
           Thank you Kiddo, yours was super! 16-Feb-04 Paagal
             Paagal, photo chai kaha bata thyammai pa 16-Feb-04 kiddo
               Any wonder Marich Man is a happy man the 16-Feb-04 Biswo
                 Kiddo, website <a href=http://www.kan 16-Feb-04 Paagal
                   I'm thinking of writing a book which def 17-Feb-04 Paagal
                     Paagal, I will be the first one to buy. 17-Feb-04 Kiddo
                       Or # 4 scpould be Raat ma Mao, din ma k 17-Feb-04 llcoola
                         How's this? TESTICAL MASSAGE TO PRIME 17-Feb-04 buddu
                           Talking about chaplusi words, I remember 17-Feb-04 Biswo
                             Men of 'no dignity': Upendra Devkota D 18-Feb-04 Shaiva
                               Sarkar jo hukum sakar ko nigah baksh 19-Feb-04 Epiphany
                                 Sati le saraapeko desh ma, je gare pani 20-Feb-04 buddu
                                   MORE DAS WORDS: Parvardigar, prajabats 20-Feb-04 Garibjanata
                                     SMALL ROYAL BATHROOM BHASA: Komal Ran 21-Feb-04 Garibjanata
                                       RAJA : BECHARAA JANATAA LE SARHAI DUKHA 22-Feb-04 Paagal
GaribJanata ...dear! Susare: Sarkar sna 22-Feb-04 buddu


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Paagal Posted on 16-Feb-04 05:57 PM

PRABHU....Ma pani chhooon ni ..line maa

Paagal Posted on 16-Feb-04 06:04 PM

Parkhaa kehi samayaa....pahila hami teen ota rolls royce chadhera desh basi ko dukha booj ne sawari ma chhhon. Durbaar ma aau dai haajeer puryai raakha.. Mood aayeko bela chance aai haal chha ni...Don't worry! Mariche ! Dear...
Paagal Posted on 16-Feb-04 06:09 PM

Sarkaar, ma pani helicopter nai chadheraa phoool ko dangoor ma suteraa aayeko ni..hein hein!
Kiddo Posted on 16-Feb-04 06:17 PM

Marich: Sarkaar, yeso bhuja khanda, jira marich halda, yo sewak lai yaad bakshela. Mausuf ko dai hajur ko ta sarai sewa garein, aba yeso sarkar ko nigrani ma phulne mauka baksela sarkaar.

King: Ahile timlai lyaye ta Janta le chaal pai halchha ni laata.

Marich: Chaal paye pani ke bho ra sarkaar. Yi bheda haru lai afno hit ra ahit ko barema awaaz uthauna kaha aunchha. Uhi hami le laathi uthayera aghi aghi hine, bhedo jhai pachhi pachhi aune matra ho sarkaar.

King: Tyo ta thik bhanyau. Mero chhoro pani tyahi bhanchha sadhai. Tyo pachhadi, Kamal Thapa le ta sarai dahad garera heri rakhya chhani, kya ho?

Marich: Sarkaar, herun. Tellai griha mantri diula. Pheri hami afno puranai saathi ko jamka bhet hunu parchha. Bhanchhan ni hajur, Naya Wai Wai bhanera, uhi 2 barsa purano wai wai pack garera dinchhan. Hami pani Bahudalya sarkar bhanera, purano Panchayat Paskaula.
Baru Sarkaar, Rukum bata Maobadi ko truncall aathyo, ke bhanne ho? Next step kya ho bhandai sodhdai thiye.
Paagal Posted on 16-Feb-04 06:22 PM

Thank you Kiddo, yours was super!

kiddo Posted on 16-Feb-04 08:44 PM

Paagal, photo chai kaha bata thyammai pako ni? khatra chha. Jhandai mero desktop baneko.
Biswo Posted on 16-Feb-04 08:46 PM

Any wonder Marich Man is a happy man these days! His face was not that radiant even when he ordered Akhtiyar Durupayog Niwaaran Aayog to fetch Shere Dhanushaa long ago.

Prabhuko Lilaa Aparampaara!
Paagal Posted on 16-Feb-04 09:14 PM

Kiddo, website
http://www.kantipuronline.com/Nepal/Nepalmag.htm bata liyeko...

Paagal Posted on 17-Feb-04 06:55 AM

I'm thinking of writing a book which definitely is expected to be a superhit in the coming few years. The title of the book I'm still searching is :

HOW TO BECOME A MINISTER WITHIN SIX MONTHS?
included are practical heart hitting 1000 chaplusi words

HOW TO BECOME A ROYAL CHAMCHA AND BE AN AMBASSADOR VERY SOON?

PRACTISING ROYAL CHAPLUSI BHASHA TO BECOME SUCCESSFUL PERSON IN NEPAL.
included are words like prabhu, mausoof, nazar, sewak, nigaaha...

HAVE YOU GUYS ANY?
Kiddo Posted on 17-Feb-04 07:31 AM

Paagal,
I will be the first one to buy. Please sign my copy once you publish it.

Suggestions from my side are:
1. RUNNING NEPAL FOR DUMMIES
2. AN IDIOT'S GUIDE TO FOOL NEPALI JANTA
3. HOW TO SUPPORT THE GOVERNMENT AND MAOIST AT THE SAME TIME
4. DIN MA ARMY RAAT MA MAO, NEPALI JANTA KO DIARY.
llcoola Posted on 17-Feb-04 07:52 AM

Or # 4 scpould be
Raat ma Mao, din ma ka ho?
buddu Posted on 17-Feb-04 10:06 AM

How's this?

TESTICAL MASSAGE TO PRIME MINISTERSHIP.
Biswo Posted on 17-Feb-04 11:28 AM

Talking about chaplusi words, I remembered the 'first' sarbadaliya baithak with Gyanendra/Paras inside royal palace. As reported in Bimarsha, after all political leaders told their side, Badri Mandal said something like 'prabhuko nigaahaa bhaye prabhuko junaaf maa yo sewak binti chadhaauchhu....'. I hope you guys have read that report. So, Paagal, you left 'junaaf' as another chaplusi word.

I will definitely remember the guy , Mr Mandal, as reported in Bimarsha if I have to remember any man with no dignity in future.
Shaiva Posted on 18-Feb-04 10:45 PM

Men of 'no dignity':
Upendra Devkota
Deepak Gyawali
Jayraj Acharya
Taranath Sharma
and, Badri Mandal
Epiphany Posted on 19-Feb-04 02:00 AM

Sarkar jo hukum

sakar ko nigah baksh bhaye...
sarkar ko charankamal ma.... takryaundachhu

Antya ma Desh rahe pani narahe pani Sarkar Jai Naresh

Hope I was of some help.

Eh sarkar ko sukhad baradh bahuli bata......
(jhandai chhuteko)
buddu Posted on 20-Feb-04 12:25 PM

Sati le saraapeko desh ma, je gare pani hoon daina. Aakhir kunai pani praja tantra desh lai phapey na. Lobhi politicians ra Shree paanch ko tanaa taaani matra gareeb janata le hernu paryo. Hey Pashupati nath ke garera basi rakheko chhau? Ki US tiraa Parbati bhauju sita disco dance gardai chau? Ki LAS VEGAS ma juwaa khel dai chau? Aba ta atee bhayo baa.. bato ma bhet bhayo bhane ta baagh ko chhalaa ko lungee nai taney ra phaali deenchu.
Garibjanata Posted on 20-Feb-04 01:13 PM

MORE DAS WORDS:
Parvardigar,
prajabatsalya raja,
dui karod nepali ka mutu ka dhukdhuki,
garib janata ko pravo,
sarkar ko charan ko dhulo,
sarkar ko janma janmantar ko das,
sarkar jo hukum,


Garibjanata Posted on 21-Feb-04 10:23 AM

SMALL ROYAL BATHROOM BHASA:

Komal Rani: Susare, Maharajdiraj kaha sawari bhaibakseko cha?
Susare: Sarkar snangriha ma sawari bhaebakseko cha. Suchi garibaksadai cha - swarna kopara kehi minute pahile sarkar ko pau ko muni chadae. Disha pani garna lagibaksyo bane alika bera lagaibaksela.
Paagal Posted on 22-Feb-04 08:01 PM

RAJA : BECHARAA JANATAA LE SARHAI DUKHA PAYOO - MARUTI GAADI PANI CHADNE AAUKAAT CHHAINA. DOODH BHAAT TA PAKKA KHANA PAYEKO HOLA?

JANATA : PRABHU! HAMILAI BHOOK LE SARHAI SATAYO.

RAJA : BHOOK BHENEKO KE HO, SECRETARY SUDAN ? BHOOT MATRA SUNEKO THIYEIN.

SUDAN : PRABHU! BHOOK BHANEKO PET BHITRA MUSAA DAUDEKO HO...

RAJA : TYASO BHAYE MUSA MARNE AAUSADHI KHWAI DEU NA.
buddu Posted on 22-Feb-04 08:48 PM

GaribJanata ...dear!
Susare: Sarkar snangriha ma sawari bhaebakseko cha. Suchi garibaksadai cha - swarna kopara kehi minute pahile sarkar ko pau ko muni chadae. Disha pani garna lagibaksyo bane alika bera lagaibaksela.

How can you be so rude ? It should be :

Susare: Sarkar snangriha ma sawari bhaebakseko cha. Suchi garibaksadai cha - swarna kopara kehi minute pahile sarkar ko pau ko muni chadae. Sarkaar ko chaak bata takaleef gari bakshiye alika bera lagaibaksela.