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Paagal | Posted
on 16-Feb-04 05:57 PM
PRABHU....Ma pani chhooon ni ..line maa |
Paagal | Posted
on 16-Feb-04 06:04 PM
Parkhaa kehi samayaa....pahila hami teen ota rolls royce chadhera desh basi ko dukha booj ne sawari ma chhhon. Durbaar ma aau dai haajeer puryai raakha.. Mood aayeko bela chance aai haal chha ni...Don't worry! Mariche ! Dear... |
Paagal | Posted
on 16-Feb-04 06:09 PM
Sarkaar, ma pani helicopter nai chadheraa phoool ko dangoor ma suteraa aayeko ni..hein hein! |
Kiddo | Posted
on 16-Feb-04 06:17 PM
Marich: Sarkaar, yeso bhuja khanda, jira marich halda, yo sewak lai yaad bakshela. Mausuf ko dai hajur ko ta sarai sewa garein, aba yeso sarkar ko nigrani ma phulne mauka baksela sarkaar. King: Ahile timlai lyaye ta Janta le chaal pai halchha ni laata. Marich: Chaal paye pani ke bho ra sarkaar. Yi bheda haru lai afno hit ra ahit ko barema awaaz uthauna kaha aunchha. Uhi hami le laathi uthayera aghi aghi hine, bhedo jhai pachhi pachhi aune matra ho sarkaar. King: Tyo ta thik bhanyau. Mero chhoro pani tyahi bhanchha sadhai. Tyo pachhadi, Kamal Thapa le ta sarai dahad garera heri rakhya chhani, kya ho? Marich: Sarkaar, herun. Tellai griha mantri diula. Pheri hami afno puranai saathi ko jamka bhet hunu parchha. Bhanchhan ni hajur, Naya Wai Wai bhanera, uhi 2 barsa purano wai wai pack garera dinchhan. Hami pani Bahudalya sarkar bhanera, purano Panchayat Paskaula. Baru Sarkaar, Rukum bata Maobadi ko truncall aathyo, ke bhanne ho? Next step kya ho bhandai sodhdai thiye. |
Paagal | Posted
on 16-Feb-04 06:22 PM
Thank you Kiddo, yours was super! |
kiddo | Posted
on 16-Feb-04 08:44 PM
Paagal, photo chai kaha bata thyammai pako ni? khatra chha. Jhandai mero desktop baneko. |
Biswo | Posted
on 16-Feb-04 08:46 PM
Any wonder Marich Man is a happy man these days! His face was not that radiant even when he ordered Akhtiyar Durupayog Niwaaran Aayog to fetch Shere Dhanushaa long ago. Prabhuko Lilaa Aparampaara! |
Paagal | Posted
on 16-Feb-04 09:14 PM
Kiddo, website http://www.kantipuronline.com/Nepal/Nepalmag.htm bata liyeko... |
Paagal | Posted
on 17-Feb-04 06:55 AM
I'm thinking of writing a book which definitely is expected to be a superhit in the coming few years. The title of the book I'm still searching is : HOW TO BECOME A MINISTER WITHIN SIX MONTHS? included are practical heart hitting 1000 chaplusi words HOW TO BECOME A ROYAL CHAMCHA AND BE AN AMBASSADOR VERY SOON? PRACTISING ROYAL CHAPLUSI BHASHA TO BECOME SUCCESSFUL PERSON IN NEPAL. included are words like prabhu, mausoof, nazar, sewak, nigaaha... HAVE YOU GUYS ANY? |
Kiddo | Posted
on 17-Feb-04 07:31 AM
Paagal, I will be the first one to buy. Please sign my copy once you publish it. Suggestions from my side are: 1. RUNNING NEPAL FOR DUMMIES 2. AN IDIOT'S GUIDE TO FOOL NEPALI JANTA 3. HOW TO SUPPORT THE GOVERNMENT AND MAOIST AT THE SAME TIME 4. DIN MA ARMY RAAT MA MAO, NEPALI JANTA KO DIARY. |
llcoola | Posted
on 17-Feb-04 07:52 AM
Or # 4 scpould be Raat ma Mao, din ma ka ho? |
buddu | Posted
on 17-Feb-04 10:06 AM
How's this? TESTICAL MASSAGE TO PRIME MINISTERSHIP. |
Biswo | Posted
on 17-Feb-04 11:28 AM
Talking about chaplusi words, I remembered the 'first' sarbadaliya baithak with Gyanendra/Paras inside royal palace. As reported in Bimarsha, after all political leaders told their side, Badri Mandal said something like 'prabhuko nigaahaa bhaye prabhuko junaaf maa yo sewak binti chadhaauchhu....'. I hope you guys have read that report. So, Paagal, you left 'junaaf' as another chaplusi word. I will definitely remember the guy , Mr Mandal, as reported in Bimarsha if I have to remember any man with no dignity in future. |
Shaiva | Posted
on 18-Feb-04 10:45 PM
Men of 'no dignity': Upendra Devkota Deepak Gyawali Jayraj Acharya Taranath Sharma and, Badri Mandal |
Epiphany | Posted
on 19-Feb-04 02:00 AM
Sarkar jo hukum sakar ko nigah baksh bhaye... sarkar ko charankamal ma.... takryaundachhu Antya ma Desh rahe pani narahe pani Sarkar Jai Naresh Hope I was of some help. Eh sarkar ko sukhad baradh bahuli bata...... (jhandai chhuteko) |
buddu | Posted
on 20-Feb-04 12:25 PM
Sati le saraapeko desh ma, je gare pani hoon daina. Aakhir kunai pani praja tantra desh lai phapey na. Lobhi politicians ra Shree paanch ko tanaa taaani matra gareeb janata le hernu paryo. Hey Pashupati nath ke garera basi rakheko chhau? Ki US tiraa Parbati bhauju sita disco dance gardai chau? Ki LAS VEGAS ma juwaa khel dai chau? Aba ta atee bhayo baa.. bato ma bhet bhayo bhane ta baagh ko chhalaa ko lungee nai taney ra phaali deenchu. |
Garibjanata | Posted
on 20-Feb-04 01:13 PM
MORE DAS WORDS: Parvardigar, prajabatsalya raja, dui karod nepali ka mutu ka dhukdhuki, garib janata ko pravo, sarkar ko charan ko dhulo, sarkar ko janma janmantar ko das, sarkar jo hukum, |
Garibjanata | Posted
on 21-Feb-04 10:23 AM
SMALL ROYAL BATHROOM BHASA: Komal Rani: Susare, Maharajdiraj kaha sawari bhaibakseko cha? Susare: Sarkar snangriha ma sawari bhaebakseko cha. Suchi garibaksadai cha - swarna kopara kehi minute pahile sarkar ko pau ko muni chadae. Disha pani garna lagibaksyo bane alika bera lagaibaksela. |
Paagal | Posted
on 22-Feb-04 08:01 PM
RAJA : BECHARAA JANATAA LE SARHAI DUKHA PAYOO - MARUTI GAADI PANI CHADNE AAUKAAT CHHAINA. DOODH BHAAT TA PAKKA KHANA PAYEKO HOLA? JANATA : PRABHU! HAMILAI BHOOK LE SARHAI SATAYO. RAJA : BHOOK BHENEKO KE HO, SECRETARY SUDAN ? BHOOT MATRA SUNEKO THIYEIN. SUDAN : PRABHU! BHOOK BHANEKO PET BHITRA MUSAA DAUDEKO HO... RAJA : TYASO BHAYE MUSA MARNE AAUSADHI KHWAI DEU NA. |
buddu | Posted
on 22-Feb-04 08:48 PM
GaribJanata ...dear! Susare: Sarkar snangriha ma sawari bhaebakseko cha. Suchi garibaksadai cha - swarna kopara kehi minute pahile sarkar ko pau ko muni chadae. Disha pani garna lagibaksyo bane alika bera lagaibaksela. How can you be so rude ? It should be : Susare: Sarkar snangriha ma sawari bhaebakseko cha. Suchi garibaksadai cha - swarna kopara kehi minute pahile sarkar ko pau ko muni chadae. Sarkaar ko chaak bata takaleef gari bakshiye alika bera lagaibaksela. |