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| Deep |
Posted
on 18-Feb-04 12:26 PM
Pratikhysa garnus---aaudai chha---sajha ma.
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| KALANKISTHAN |
Posted
on 18-Feb-04 12:33 PM
Deep bro le preview dekhayera dhoon-chakra garyo...
Kasto maa-paa ko manche raicha, khurukkana phillum dekhauna parcha ni, tailer matra dekhaayera jhukkyaune???
Bahira niskida gojdinchu ani. grrrrrr
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| Poonte |
Posted
on 18-Feb-04 12:49 PM
Tailor dekhaye ni hunthyo...TITLE mattra po ta...dhet! Paapi moordar Deepe...arulai tadpayera ke dharma garumla bhanthaneko ho kunni? yo jaado mahina ko cheeeeeeeeeeeeeso Kali Gandaki ko paani dui baalteen khanaidinchhu ahile Deepe ko naago jyan ma...tyo nylon ko dori le baandhera rukhaan...ani thaha paulau...
Khai...jhattai leu tyo katha padhi haalam!!!!!!!!!
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| oys_chill |
Posted
on 18-Feb-04 05:23 PM
Ahem ahem!!!
Now I hope its the story you've been compelled to write for almost two years now :) ...waiting with full fervor :)
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| jira |
Posted
on 18-Feb-04 06:06 PM
Ma pani yaha dhuni balera bhakkar aako...shivaratri ma........
katha padham bhanya ...yeeee..title mattai po ra cha ta.
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| Gerox |
Posted
on 18-Feb-04 06:19 PM
Sounds like a joke, but lets wait what the writer has in it.
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| Deep |
Posted
on 19-Feb-04 08:06 AM
Aaja feri Shivaratri aayo. Aayo aayo deusire! Taku ta taku ghwa ghwa ghwa---Jasbindar Dilbindar deusire!
So, what’s up with these Jasbindar, and Dilbindar? Well, frankly not much. Really. Not so much for me and Anil, indeed, but for Bange aka Diwakar? I don't know about that!
Deewakar was infamously renamed as Bange for some weird reason. Tyasko baje Baanke Bardiya kata tira bata aako re! so just to tease him we used to call him Baanke Diwakar but later just stuck with the Baanke and even that with a twist “Bange”. Not that he liked being called Bange but we cared less to call him otherwise. Plus one more thing, Bange, Anil and I all were related (kati dine naatedar ta thah chhaina but were related-let’s leave it at that).
We (in this context Bange, Anil and myself, of course) belonged to a relatively khattam group while growing up in Handigau. We started from jumping into thulo pokhari (gahana khojne pokhari) with chepagada , taking many dives from bhatkya pul into dhobikhola with asala and hile machha to learn swimming. From these modest jumps, we graduated to just plain paper roll, thuta, bidi, gaida, yak, lali guras, occasionally pan se pachpanna churos, and then advanced to twat and other stuff ---kalilai umera afno khutta ma ubhine prayas gariyo bhanam na!
So, din thiyo Shivaratriko ani beluka bhatkya pul ko euta thulai kath tanera dhungedhara nera khaneko khaldo ma Mahadev lai dhuni jaganue karjekram thyo—and the alternative plans were bhatkya pulmai lagera aago ladini or Prakase ko ghar banaira tham bata ek dui wata jhyal syal ko kaath lyayera aago tapne mahadev ko nam ma tanna shiva buti tanera. So according to the plan, bihanai uthera I went to Bange’s house. Bange’s father was posted somewhere in the terai Malangwa salangwa kata tira ho. Tyati bela tyasko gharma usko hajur ama, kam garne manchhe Man bahadur bahek aru koi thiyena. We had the plan of crashing at his place after having shiva buti, bhang, twat, and what not bhare raati aago tape si.
Bange and I went to Anil’s house in kotal tole, later. From there we went to Chabel. Bhang sang khanu paryo bhanera---jati hariyo laddu khayeni lagni haina---pachhi alikati siri twat layera dhobi khola tira aaiyo. Dhobi khola ko faaant ma aru dui char jana bro bhet bho. Tyaha alikati asali maal bhetiyo jasto lagyo. Yastai char jati bajya thyo hola, dhobi khola ko faant bata hudai we headed south toward sattenaran than. Tya sattenaranthan ma pani ramro bando basto re chha. Dhanne bhaiyo. Ani chai jham jham huna thalyo sabai bhadragol hola jasto bho. Gaf garda gardai saanjh paryo. Then a while later we came up to Sarsotithan, few people were gathering at the dabali there-bhate deuta banaune aagadi---we really didn’t get anything what they were talking about. Don’t know how long we stood there but then when we moved westward toward Gahana pokhari it was already dark. Janu parne thyo bhatkya pul tira aago balne kaath lina but we were heading at the wrong direction or were we?
Tyo bhagwatiko mandir nera puge si Bange said, naramro sanga lagyo jasto chha mu** malai ta. I was not feeling good either. Anil pointed at the mandir and proposed let’s have some rest here. We sat at the temple and offered company to the Bhagwati there. We were not facing the road, though. It was already dark, as I said before. Not sure what time it was or how long we sat there but felt like we sat there for a long time. A dog somewhere near was constantly barking loudly and I didn’t know Bange was getting mad at that. “Kasko ma****** kukkur yo, ma**** Shivaratrima ek chhin relax sanga basam bhanya ni mu** kich kich kich kich. The dog kept on barking. Bange got up. Came toward the roadside and looking at a beautiful house to the west, Bange garjiyo ma*&^%$ sardarji ko kukkur ho ki ke ho yo?
The house Bange was looking at of course belonged to a sardar , whom we used to call Gyani jail sing (his real name was close to that). Anile got up and with a smile said tyo mu** sardar kaha chhaina kukkur sukkur. Bange was quite excited for whatever reason, I guess-- he roared with a question "ke chha ta mu** tyo sardar ka? Tyo alachhina truck dekhi bahek ma&^%$ kei chha?” The question was not meant to be answered by anyone but Anil volunteered “duita chwak taruni chhori haru chha tyo mu** sardar ko”. Bange deeply looked at Anil, “Vidyanas?” Anile replied “tero massu khani” At that Bange commented “mero ta mu** aba yai gha*&^ khaye mattai ho” But then he asked again, “satte chha duita duita taruni?” “Chha bhanya ma*&^%$” Anil replied. Bange asked “chha bhane ke ho ta tiniharu ko nam mu**?” Anil quickly answered Jethi ko nam Jasbindar kanchhi ko Dilbindar”. I was smoking churos and was thinking of having one more round of either siri or shiva buti. I was not so sure about Jasbindar and Dilbindar.
Bange said, “hya ma*&^%$” tyasto pani taruni ko nam hunchha jasbindar-dilbindar? Tyo ta keta haruko naam—mu** taruni ko nam ta Sunita, Anita, Bhawana, yasto po hunchha”. Anile said, “mu** panjabi ko nam tyastai hunchha---talai mu** baal mu** kei tha reinchha---mu ** Deep lai sodh napatyaye---“ Bange asked me“ye mu** hunchha nam jasbindar –dilbindar tyasto nam kt ko?” I did not know but just replied “hunchha hola ni ma mu** ke ma panjabi ko pandit ho ra?” Anile swore again and said, kassam tyaha Jasbindar ra dilbindar chhan---chwak chwak taruni India ma padhne rechhan ahile dherai bha chhaina aaka”. Since Anile was from Kotaltole, he had some authenticity regarding things around kotal tole. Bange paused a bit and said, la malai uso bhe mu** jasbindar bheni dilbindar bhe ni chahiyo aaja raati lai”. “Mu** ta ki jasbindar li ki mu** dilbindar—hami pani ta chham ni”, I spoke. Bange declared “you guys take that dilbindar—I don’t like that name anyway” then he looked at Anil and asked which one is better Jasbindar ki dilbindar?” “ta mu** bhaggemani re chhas Bange---Dilbindar ni chwak chha tara mu** Jasbindar ta bullet chha bullet”. “Ok then, I want jasbindar. Bange declared again.
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| Deep |
Posted
on 19-Feb-04 08:08 AM
Now since just because Bange wanted Jasbindar or we could take dilbindar, they were not gonna come to the bhagwatithan that night so with Anil's suggestion we were approaching gyani jail singh’s house.
We stood by the compound wall near the big but closed main metal gate for a few minutes. Bange said "khai ke gari hijyak garni jasbindar lai? Mu**ho idea nikalna na”. Herta tya compound ma aa-chha ki tyo jasbindar-dilbindar ki mathi kotha ma chha? Anil asked Bange. “yaha bata kehi dekhiyeta mari jam" Bange said after trying to watch inside through the main gate. Then we again walked a bit back to the temple and Anil said "la Bange climb on my shoulder and take a look. Bange agreed. After some failures Bange Anilko kaandh ma chadera looked inside holding the upper part of the compound wall. Anil was asking me to look around to see if anyone comes on the road. Not enjoying Bange’s unbalanced load Anil was asking Bange if he saw a taruni in there. Bange’s answer was negative. “then get down, I can’t host you up there for a long time, Bange” Anil said. “kehi dekhya haina mu** jasbindar khai ka ka” Bangre expressed his disappointment. “ja na ta bhitrai gayera her—gyani jail sing lai sodh gayera khai jasbindar bhanera ma*&^%$---orli mu** Bange jhatta”. Anil ordered. Yattikai ma ke bichar aayechha Bange lai orlinu satta he climbed up on the wall from Anil’s shoulders. “Ye ma&^%$” Bange ke garya taile? kina chadya tya parkhal mathi?” I asked. “Yaha bata jha* ni dekhena kei ni---“ Bange was saying then Anile interrupted “ja ja mu** bange bhitrai ja---Jasbindar kuri ra hola“ I was a bit confused with the scenes and before I could realize anything Bange jumped inside the compound.
Now I was quite alarmed. A few seconds passed by. Right then, Anile picked a big stone from the road and shot at that big metal door with full swing. “DHYYYYYAAANG!” The whole neighborhood woke up, I guess. Anile ran toward Bhagwati than then jumped on the fields on the northside of the road . tyo bariharu ali gahiro ma thyo--- batao bata dekhidaina thyo. I also jumped on the fields to the left without thinking much. We kept on running to the other side of those baris then came up toward lamdhunga. As we were running I asked Anil, mu** kina dhunga hanya dhoka ma? He did not answer. Tyo mu** jasbindar dilbindar ko gaf hanya ho ki ke ho ta mu** le, I asked him again when we took a galli toward kisna mandir. Anile just looked at me with a smile and started to throw up. I did the same.
***
Katti pachhi samma ni Bange hami sanga bolena.Bolos pani kasari aba tyasto gare si--- We didn’t know what exactly happened inside the compound between Bange and Jasbindar-Dilbindar & the company. Dherai pachhi Bange remembering the incident said after a quarter of siri that we shared by the sattenaran than—"ma&^%$ jasbindar –dilbindar ta haina mu** aayo ni tyasko baje". Bange said he was already sacred when he jumped inside—so when the door was banged, he panicked and screamed “ye ma *&^%$ haru". Before he could evaluate the situation he was surrounded in there. They asked “ko huh?” Bange replied, “ma Bange” in confusion. “Ko Bange?” Now the inside guys were confused. Bange now just wanted to get out---he had no interest in either jasbindar or dilbindar anymore. When a roaring voice asked Bange “ke garna aako parkhal naghera yaha?” Bange le bhandechha “ma tyo changa chet bho tyai lina aako” Rest is, as they say, history.
****
Mu** aadha raat ma changa chet bho tyai lina aako bhane si baki rakhchhan ta?” Mu** Bange pani!
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| Poonte |
Posted
on 19-Feb-04 08:34 AM
Aekai saas ma sararara padhen!!!
Sadaa jhai atti ramailo...Deepe ko classics! Ani ani? tyo -der dd/bahinilai herna payo ki payena re ta? Ki daddy sardar le fetaa le kassera tarwar ta nikalena?
Mula Bange pani sojho bolna nasakne...khurukkana parkhaal chadera janti aako bhandinu parne...ho na ho Shiv Ratri ma Shiva Jee nai ayo ki ke ho meri chhori lai lina bhanera turuntai bihe/sihe gardinthyo ki? Majjale Shiva Linga ko puja garera ;)
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| llcoola |
Posted
on 19-Feb-04 09:15 AM
Always a master piece! My hats off
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| Deep |
Posted
on 19-Feb-04 01:02 PM
"Ani ani? tyo -der dd/bahinilai herna payo ki payena re ta?"
aba yo ta Oys lai sodhnu parchha jas-dilbindar ko barema ta. kaso?
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| oys_chill |
Posted
on 19-Feb-04 09:41 PM
Ma ta popcorn ra coke sath tayar bhayera aako aaja ta :)
KUro yesto po raicha....malai ni kya tension parya! honestly hai deep dai, I didn't know they had two chwankis there until i read your story when I jhatta remembered one day!!
Tyo tri shakti club ma ping pong khelne bani lagya thiyo ek jamana ..(before bobby dai decided to break the cement board ona SHIVA RATRI)..yesari khelda kheldai...ball wall pari pugi rahanthyo...I was scared as hell to appraoch the door....
1) Yetro bade ma ko bhote kukur would be lurking around the compound!
2) maami le "sardar le india ma lagera bechdela " bhanera yesai dar lagne..
Afu bacchai thiyen...khoi ali ali gardai keta haroo le pale lai chinna thalyo. He would either get the ball himself or let us go inside. Tyo deen chai ma bhitra gayen...pheri kasto deen parecha bhane...the entire family had decided to have lunch or snack outside the house....aaba aroo ta k dekhe bhanni....dui teenti thiye...khoi tinai ko kura garya ho ki deep dai le...khoi tyo age ma k ko keti ko tension hunu...kasari winner bhayera kheli rahane bhanne dhyaunna thiyo!!
Trishakti club ko talla thape pachi chai :) table tennis balls made frequent visits over the wall...Sagar ra Dinesh dai afai ball lina janu hunthyo :) khoi ..kina ho..hami bhai haroo huda hudai ;)..jai hoss deep dai ko!
tyo ghar ko dd baini nachine pani, tyasko opposite side ma raheko teenta ghar ko chai chinthen :)
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| Ahem |
Posted
on 19-Feb-04 10:14 PM
Good one Deep........... bichara Bange :D
Aba Oys ko paali ho "opposite side ma raheko teenta ghar" ko barey title, trailor ra whole story sabai ekai choti diney ? :)
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| Deep |
Posted
on 20-Feb-04 06:02 AM
Just a quick note to Oys and others:
Please don't take Jasbindar and Dilbindar seriously or at the face value. Bange would have testified rather convincingly what do I mean by the previous sentence if he could come to this sajha.
**
Shambho! dashain 15 din, Tihar 5 din lagya jasto Shiva ratri ni 3 din jati ta lagchha ni haina? Tara khai jira ra marich dai le chilim lagya firtai lya haina bhanya!
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| Marich |
Posted
on 20-Feb-04 08:33 AM
Ke ko phirta, Ke phirta, kina Phirta..Gajab cha ba..diyeko cheez pani phirta magne .huncha ni yeuta tal..
ajha tesmathi chilim phirta nagarda ta ya yesto sabalai lattha parcha, ajha chilim nai phirta , tyo pani shivaratriko maukama, ..Deeple kailashko dandama lageko parilo ghamma aakha chimse pardai paleti kasera , niccha--niccha dant dekhaudai aru pani katha hanna thalyo bhane ya kambata fire hola bhanne dar, kamko satta sajha ma barta ghumaya bhayera..
yesto baru weeekend parera sabailai jamma garna paye po tal pani milthyo..ani chilim phirta garna pani shanle garinthyo..ani po "Dashaima shuvakamana", "birthadayma shuvakamana", "new yearma shubhnakamana" bhanaya jasto Shivaratrima shree mahadev pashupatinathaka kripale, trinetra-dhariko prasad tandai "Jhyap -kamana" dina lajabab swad aaunthyo..
Ke garne aajkal yeta dc tira ramro mal paidaina..lau ta deep dai..baru tyo Jiralai bhanera bhe pani mail garaunu paryo..Ghash ta ho ni..
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| Biswo |
Posted
on 20-Feb-04 11:36 AM
"kalilai umera afno khutta ma ubhine prayas gariyo bhanam na! "
Deep,
I enjoyed the piece.. Deeplike always. It is never boring to read Deep's work.
Ani, bange le saachhai pitaai khaayo ta? Ki police le lagyo? I am kind of confused:-) Anyway Deepji ta gaauko goondaa (at least wanna be) po raichha ta!
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| Bal Matlab |
Posted
on 20-Feb-04 04:22 PM
Deep dai (namaskar euta haath le)
Kina ho yesto dherai dherai second pachi dekhya parya - almost 100^9 approximately hai. Story chahi khatra ni, kya ke Dilbinar ra jasbindar re. Testo ni naam huncha bhanya keti ko. Sojho sajho Sajha ko katha sunni manche haru lai ullu banayera. Je hos yo katha le ghar gako yaad ayo. Asti winter ma ghar gayyai thiyo - "Ohh Paramindar" ani kk bhanni bhanni telefilim aunthyo starplus ma - Ho tehi yaad ayo.
Lekhdai garnu, ani tyo word khatra lagyo "karjekram thyo" pahile ta karje bhani ra pachi po ye karye lai american style dinu bha raicha deep bro le bhanera thaha paye.
Ani oys bro ko memory lane khai ta??
Bal Matlab
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| chipledhunga |
Posted
on 20-Feb-04 08:54 PM
Deep, dherai pachi katha padhna paiyo, khusi lagyo. As always, ekdam ramro cha hai.
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| L-a-x |
Posted
on 21-Feb-04 10:58 AM
Deep dai,
it is good and in your usual style......the name sounds like a keta ko..
Oys and Deep dai, sachai ho ta......where they beautiful???
waiting for some more....
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| KALANKISTHAN |
Posted
on 21-Feb-04 11:41 AM
Eh... Fillum Release bhai sakyecha Deep bro ko, aafulai atto patto chaina.....
Jhyaap bhaa bela taruni ko kura garesi keta haru le bawal gardainan ta? eh... Great Piece Deep Bro... Enjoyed.. eh!!!
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| DWI |
Posted
on 21-Feb-04 01:51 PM
One thing about Deep's work, I like best, is that you can calmly rest your 'critics' eyes, sit back and relax, and enjoy a full-throttle, fun packed, story. Not many writers have that gift and Sajha sure is lucky to have him around.
Good one Deep, are you competing with South Park on French language, though? Kidding.
Liked the Closing line. Can't wait to read more.
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| sparsha |
Posted
on 21-Feb-04 09:13 PM
The demand that the story intends to inticed here , perhaps, relies on the socalled incident rather than on the validity of the girls' name. Whatever the validity of the names or this particular incident may be, the jatra pokhari there has floated a lot of memorable stories around-I agree.
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| Tilkumari Ko Poi |
Posted
on 22-Feb-04 09:35 AM
Deep Ji ,
Pahilo Pratham ta ma tapailai 'jasbinder ra dillibinder ' ko lagi dhanyabaad nadiyi basna sakdina .Hazoor ko lekh padhdaa nikkai ananda milyo ra ramailo pani .
Malai tapaiko yeuta sentence ley mero hridaya chuney gari prabhaav pareko cha ,tesko laagi mero tarfa baata muri muri dhanyabaad .Tapaiko story mero affnai story sanga nikkai mildo raicha ni deep ji ...hehe
"kalilai umera afno khutta ma ubhine prayas gariyo bhanam na! "
the above sentence should go down as the best sentence in the sajha history .:)))
cheers !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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| oys_chill |
Posted
on 22-Feb-04 02:11 PM
I second T ko poi ...
That was one of the lines that would jus make history in itself.....parallel to those classic lines of jira dai ;)
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| Deep |
Posted
on 23-Feb-04 07:27 AM
Let me begin with expressing my sincere thanks to all who decided to read my post.
Poonte,
"Mula Bange pani sojho bolna nasakne...khurukkana parkhaal chadera janti aako bhandinu parne..."
Janti aako bhannu parne ta hamile thyo---Dulha Bange (beulo) pani janti janchha ta? Poonte pani---
llcoola,
I humbly appreciate your comment even though I doubt the post qualifies to be a master piece. I am pleased to note that you enjoyed what I wrote.
Ahem,
Bichara Bange, indeed.
Marich dai,
la bhaigo chilim farkaunu pardaina--tyasto ryalai ryal lageko aba malai ke kam!
Good to read your comment. Every time I read your words, Gobardhan baba (may his soul rest in peace) come to life. Jiradai le ni bawal gare re bhanne sunchhu. khai ke ho.
Biswo sir, (akhil estail ma)
"Anyway Deepji ta gaauko goondaa (at least wanna be) po raichha ta! "
Almost Exactly (khali tyo goonda bhanne sabdale halka asajiloko sool hanyo ahile aayera)
Tyasto samaya pani thyo jaba mero "fight" napareko din biralai hunthe hadigauma--ragat na.aaye sammako fight "fight" hudaina thyo--ke garne. Ahile samma majhi aaula ko ukseko haadma chhala marekai chha--kaalo bhera. Aba ta yai samjhana matrai baki chha. kathai.
Ani don't be so confused about if bange got arrested. No need to go that far, Biswobro.
Bal Matlab,
hya namaste garyo bro le bhanera "bisasaye aayu hos" bhanera aasirbad dinu paryo bhaneko ta euta hatle matrai po bhanchha. dhare hat laune ta aba ke aasirbad diyai bho ra? kaso?
"kya ke Dilbinar ra jasbindar re. Testo ni naam huncha bhanya keti ko" Aba maile bhanya haina kyare ta!
Chipledhunga,
Bro yo threadma sulitta chiplera aaipugya ta haina antai hinya bela ma? Je bhaye pani chiplebro lai yaha dekhada ma ta gad.gad ni!
L-a-x,
Tare mam. "the name sounds like a keta ko.. "
tyo ta Anil lai sodhnu parchha.
DWI,
"Good one Deep, are you competing with South Park on French language, though? Kidding. "
Ram ram ram! ke bhanya tyasto!
Actually, DWI, I was quite conservative in using assumed *manpari* words. If you notice until the conversation took place, I was not using any of those (manpari) words but when we started to talk, I had to be honest. We pretty much used to throw in manpari words after every other word. Although undeclared, fluency in manpari words was one of the mandatory requirements-unequivocally-unanimously- to be inducted in the HHF (Hadigau Hall of Fame), at which I was aiming at one point in time. Bhagge ko khel, never achieved that honor.
As sparsha put it, the post is not about defending the names- Jasnindar and Dalbindar. I did not suggest those names. It was Anil who did that. I did not object because I was aware of a male sounding name of a female ghazal singer "Dil raj kaur". Beside how would I know and why would I care if those were female names. Afterall, we were not after names ni. Kya-----
Tilkumariko poi,
so how is Tilkumari doing? I hope you guys are still together (khatkumari tira aba aankha laune haina hai! khatarnak denjar hola).
"kalilai umera afno khutta ma ubhine prayas gariyo bhanam na! "
ke garne? aba sabai kura ma sadhai aru ko bhar parna pani ta bhayena ni---afule sakeko ta jati chado garyo teti ramro jasto lagera suru gariyo belaima.
I am glad that you liked the post.
Oys,
Aba kaha jiradai--kaha ma--ke ko kamper hunthyo!
****
Once again, thank you all for reading my post.
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