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on 20-Feb-04 02:43 AM
So true. I agree 100% to ur posting.Here is something in the same vein, though I admit I copy/pasted it from some other forum. WHY MEN ARE JUST HAPPIER PEOPLE? If u r a man: your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snacks. You can be President. The World is your urinal. You don't have to stop and think which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work more pay. Wrinkles add character. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. One mood, all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. A five day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If some one forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friends. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have straps problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original colour. The same hair style last for years, may be decade. You only have to shave your face and neck. You can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides your big hips. One wallet, one pair shoes, one colour, all season. You can wear shorts, no matter how your legs looks. You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache. You never have to pluck or wax your eyebrows. You can do X-mas shopping for 25 relatives, on dec 24, in 45 minutes. No wonder why men are Happier.
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