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   How the company views its employees? 19-Feb-04 thinliz
     So true. I agree 100% to ur posting.Here 20-Feb-04 april
       <br> Totally true. I agree with both of 21-Feb-04 Rekha


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thinliz Posted on 19-Feb-04 07:03 PM

How the company views its employees?

The family picture is on HIS desk.
Ah, a solid, responsible family man.
The family picture is on HER desk.
Umm, her family will come before her career.

HIS desk is cluttered.
He's obviously a hard worker and a busy man.
HER desk is cluttered.
She's obviously a disorganised scatterbrain.

(I think this part is especially true)
HE is talking with his co-workers.
He must be discussing the latest deal.
SHE is talking with her co-workers.
She must be gossiping.

HE's not at his desk.
He must be at a meeting.
SHE's not at her desk.
She must be in the ladies' room.

HE's not in the office.
He's meeting with customers.
SHE's not in the office.
She must be out shopping.

HE's having lunch with the boss.
He's on his way up.
SHE's having lunch with the boss.
They must be having an affair.

The boss criticised HIM.
He'll improve his performance.
The boss criticised HER.
She'll be very upset.

HE got an unfair deal.
Did he get angry?
SHE got an unfair deal.
Did she cry?

HE's getting married.
He'll get more settled.
SHE's getting married.
She'll get pregnant and leave.

(This part is GOOD too)
HE's having a baby.
He'll need a raise.
SHE's having a baby.
She'll cost the company money in maternity benefits.

HE's going on a business trip.
It's good for his career.
SHE's going on a business trip.
What does her husband say?

HE's leaving for a better job.
He knows how to recognise a good opportunity.
SHE's leaving for a better job.
Women are not dependable.
april Posted on 20-Feb-04 02:43 AM

So true. I agree 100% to ur posting.Here is something in the same vein, though I admit I copy/pasted it from some other forum.

WHY MEN ARE JUST HAPPIER PEOPLE?
If u r a man:
your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snacks.
You can be President.
The World is your urinal.
You don't have to stop and think which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Same work more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
One mood, all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
A five day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If some one forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friends.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You almost never have straps problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
Everything on your face stays its original colour.
The same hair style last for years, may be decade.
You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life.
Your belly usually hides your big hips.
One wallet, one pair shoes, one colour, all season.
You can wear shorts, no matter how your legs looks.
You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache.
You never have to pluck or wax your eyebrows.
You can do X-mas shopping for 25 relatives, on dec 24, in 45 minutes.
No wonder why men are Happier.

Rekha Posted on 21-Feb-04 07:08 PM


Totally true. I agree with both of your guys. Women are stereotyped everywhere, not just in one country but the whole world. I guess that's how the things work and sometime will never change.