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| dada |
Posted
on 21-Feb-04 01:41 AM
1. Are you honestly returning to nepal for good within the next 10/12 years?
2. Why/why not?
3. How many people do you personally know who have returned home for good? And have actually stayed in Nepal?
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| Rastafariya |
Posted
on 21-Feb-04 09:50 AM
Birader Dada!
Yes I is honestly returning to da Kingdom.
Them Reasons:
I loves to return because as soon as them you get to da airport them peopal with them long long noses with them Nepali topis on is always greet I welcome and go through my bags and takes them my money that I just pick up here on trees. I loves that.
I wants to go back and do some business. I loves going to them Mantralayas and start paying them money from da bottom up. I gets such a lovely feelings doing that because I is not have any connecsions. I loves them peopal with them Nepali topis. The ones with da whole Daura Suruwal and everything is da bestest. Them peopal is so nice that them asks for money even when them is paid to do that service. It is da bestest feeling.
I wants to go back where I is come from. When I is come over it was so nice of them peopal to send I here. Them peopal wanted them some money for my passport which I is entitled to. Them peopal with them Daura Suruwal is so nice that him thinks him is more Nepali than I is. Them peopal at them immigrasion at da airport even quesion I about them tourist visa that I is got withour paying anything. Them even ask I more money.
Now I loves to go back more. Now them there is many many nice peopals like him Prachanda, Him Baburam, Him Girija, Him Deuba, Him Adhikari, Lots and lots many more. Oh and him incarnasion of Lord Vishnu is there too with his ever present smile on his face.
Why not go back? Them peopal is getting more and more richer and them I and I is dying more and more. It beautiful now to go back. Them peopal having more bigga houses bigger Pajeros. Bigger TVs. Them Peopals Chilluns going to them Health Clubs at Hayatts and them nice nice Discos. It more beautiful and developed now.
Hell! Yes I is going back birader
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| dada |
Posted
on 21-Feb-04 10:36 PM
Rasta,
Good to know that you now have a much better life wherever you are. Seems like ur your days in nepal were very sad and bitter indeed. And ur stupid sense of humour is getting very monotous.
I am hoping for more mature postings.
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| dada |
Posted
on 21-Feb-04 10:38 PM
I mean monotonous bitch!
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| acharya |
Posted
on 21-Feb-04 10:46 PM
I will return coz I had promised the visa counselor I would!
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| Rastafariya |
Posted
on 22-Feb-04 11:14 AM
Yo Dada!
Yes them my days in Nepal was them hard and bitter unlike yours. And Of course them 98 % or my biraders life in Nepal is hard.
Now you is say that I is making humour and monotonous when I is tell da truth.
You better go ask your fada maybe him will explain you why them peopal exploited I and I.
Somehow them it looks like my reasons hurt you birader. As them say truth hurts.
I is tell you peopal so many times that I is stupid and them uneducasion peopal. You have them intelligent peopal like Baburam, Girija and all da rest who been giving I and I good life in Nepal with their intelligectual thru Generasions.
I is respect you Dada. Your fada must have made you Dada. Keep on with yo dadagiri!
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| senor |
Posted
on 24-Feb-04 02:37 AM
Rastafaria,
1. Are you a bahun?
2. Are you from a village?
3. Are you euphoric to be in the US?
4. Do you smoke dope? How much do you pay for a quarter?
5. Are you a die-hard Marley fan? If yes, are you over 35 yrs old and again do you smoke dope?
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| mitra 2 |
Posted
on 24-Feb-04 07:21 AM
Unlike other posters I found Rastafariya's postings very funny and equally sensitive. You made my day Rastafariya!
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| Rastafariya |
Posted
on 24-Feb-04 08:38 PM
Birader Senor I guess I needs to make you Clear on them Quesions.
1. No I is neither Ba hun nor Ba hoinan.
2.I is not from a Village I is from City of Birtamod.
3. I is phosphoric to be in US
4. I not smoke Dope. I smoke Coke.
5. No I is not die yet. I is still alive and live fan of no peopal but Iself.
What else you wants to know sir Senor?
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| confused |
Posted
on 24-Feb-04 09:09 PM
Rastarfariya..briader ur posting rocked..i and i mom was reading and laughing at it..when i dem went to get my passport dem DAURA SURWAL people also take more money from I and I dem get My pASSPORT faster than all those POOR people you couldnt pay money like I and had to stay in LINE and is always had to keep dem coming back with differnet papers.....Dem is OUR NEPAL..
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| dada |
Posted
on 24-Feb-04 11:09 PM
Are you from downtown Birtamod or the suburbs? Did you commute to work?
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| Rastafariya |
Posted
on 25-Feb-04 03:33 PM
Birader confused! I is not here to rock or duck. I is just trying to answer some quesions. I is confused too with them whole system. I is been writing this for many times here but everyone keeps them quiet and them not mension nothing about that . Of course them peopal here can get them passport without even knowing where them passport issuing office is. Them many biraders here who them got their passports delivered at them home all ready.
Oh! No No birader dont be talkin about it here in da forum. Them religious peopal not like us talk them lies here.
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| Rastafariya |
Posted
on 25-Feb-04 03:37 PM
Wow! birader Dada. You is now askin them quesions just like your fada. Him your fada and them peopal used to ask them quesions to my fada just like that.
Now I is totally agree that you is have them Dadaism in them your blood.
I is used to live in Suburbs called them Manipur Tole and them I is used to take them Subway to work to Urlabari.
Anymo Quesions?
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| dada |
Posted
on 25-Feb-04 05:14 PM
yeah howz about yo moda? Iz she be a hoochie momma? Iz she be harvesting tea leaves and singin buffalo solda?
Take yo time to think up a clever reply
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| Rastafariya |
Posted
on 25-Feb-04 09:28 PM
Yo Dear Birader Dada! I is can not go as low as you can and I is can never be clever like you is. But I is can definitely answer your Quesions.
Yes Them my Hoochie moda is much more Humane than your moda. Yes her is them harvesting them tea leaves and feeding her family by doing real work unlike your moda whose world is just her kitchen and bedroom on da bed. My Hoochie moda talks to them real peopal and real human beings. Your Unhoochie moda is probably wait in da evening cooka whateva them fada wamts bring home and ask why them you is not bring more of them money from them poor peopal . Her is probably wants them better saari and them better Pajero.
I is totally unnerstan where you is come from birader Dada. But I is sorry I is never no clever and I is can not coma with them clever answer as you is wants. I is just a simpal peopal with simpal truth.
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| Prem Charo |
Posted
on 25-Feb-04 09:36 PM
Rastafariya,
What the hell you trying to say ? i don't even understand your language. If you are writing in english, you must be "Sardarji" .
This Joke YB posted in onother thread. I want to change lilbit for you.
Rastafariya:Aap kitna padhe ho?
Friend: BA.
Rasta: kamal karte ho yaar sirf do word padhe aur woh bhi ulte.
PC :)
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| Rastafariya |
Posted
on 25-Feb-04 09:47 PM
Birader Prem Charo You is them stupidest peopal in da whole Universe.First of all you is them saying you is not unnerstaning what I is say.
I is ever say you to unnerstan anything? I ever even mension your name Prem Charo? Now you peopal making me think mo and mo.
Now you is just say them Sardarji. Him Sardarji your birader? I is not knowing him.
I thinks you needs to examinasion your head birader Prem Charo. I is never seen your name mension here in da thread. Where them you come from? You must be him Sardarjis birader.You is betta go birader Prem Charo. You is really messed up birader!
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| dada |
Posted
on 25-Feb-04 11:24 PM
Rastafariya,
You like a nigga crying sour grapes. Yuu gotta grow up and lose your racist gauley mentality son.
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| dada |
Posted
on 25-Feb-04 11:29 PM
That's like saying my dad has a bigger dick than your dad.
So ppl in the city do fake work? YOu are making dumbass assumption.
Again ppl in the city talk to fake people?
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| dada |
Posted
on 26-Feb-04 12:03 AM
And how can you make money from poor people? If they HAD money they WOULDN'T be poor!
I started this chain with a simple question and u started off with your loser gauley racist mentality. You need to smoke some n chill--like your role model Mr Marley
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| lll_lll |
Posted
on 26-Feb-04 05:48 AM
Salute to Rastafariya. I don't think you people understand his psyche, and I doubt that I do either. Setting his sense of humour ( which you peole think is and I don't) aside, see what he is thinking. See the plain motive of his sentences. His theme. He is trying to open your eyes. I think every Nepalese ( if they consider themselves a true Nepalese) should understand his postings and relate to his feelings. There is a subconscious message under it all. It is not racism, it is not humor and it is not about Marley at all. It is about being a Nepali. Loving your country.
IT IS ABOUT RETURNING HOME!!
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| Shaiva |
Posted
on 26-Feb-04 08:02 AM
Salutations, Rastafariya! You are the man, the rest are rats. Hats off to your spirit. Don't give up the fight, keep asserting your right. Nepalese people are with you. Come back home if you wish to. Stay where you are and fight. Whatever you choose, we are with you. Salaam!
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| Rastafariya |
Posted
on 26-Feb-04 05:33 PM
Yo Child Dada! I guess I needs to answa you here again. How many times I needs to ask that telling them truth means bein Racist?
Now you is them bend da subject. I is never no mension about your fadas body part. Looks like you is concern about his small body part Dont worry birader Dada and try to them take that out of yo mind. It ok if him have small body part. Peopal here not needs to know and peopal here not mind even if him have a small one. Please just dont mension such things because we is have ladies here too.
Now again you is say how can make money from poor? Looks like you is very very undevelop brain.
So you is telling I that all them ministers and them Sachivs and all them big big peopal got them big big mansions,Big Big Pajeros working in them Gorment Salary got them money from him Bill Gates? I is sorry birader Dada I never know that.
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| dada |
Posted
on 26-Feb-04 07:23 PM
HEY RASTA BAHUN,
Listen up! you're the one to start this ktm/village thing. Now you bring the ministers n sachivs. Where do most of those bitches come from? They came to ktm in a night bus and now ride fancy cars. Is that my fault? And most of them are your uncles--all bahuns.
And if you check the last names of the so called maoist leaders--them ur uncles too. And guess where they came from?
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| dada |
Posted
on 26-Feb-04 07:41 PM
I am not saying you are a bahun by caste, but by nature. You could be a janjati or watever but it don't matter, u very selfish n narrow minded, like a ghetto nigga saying the white man is evil
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| dada |
Posted
on 26-Feb-04 07:41 PM
I am not saying you are a bahun by caste, but by nature. You could be a janjati or watever but it don't matter, u very selfish n narrow minded, like a ghetto nigga saying the white man is evil......coz I don't have what he has
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| Rastafariya |
Posted
on 26-Feb-04 10:05 PM
Yo birader Dada! Now you is even use them bad languaje. Them not nice birader! Why them you is so angry? Them anger just kills them your soul from them inside you. Take them deep breath birader and close them eyes of yours.
Why them you is angry with I? Just because I is Bahun dont be angry with I birader. Them it not nice to say bad bad things to your Bahun Birader here. Now why them you is blame my Uncals who them is Maoist Leaders? Them my uncals is doing them good for da Country and da Peopal. Once them get them mao peopal in power them my Uncals run da country very very good. Him will buy even bigga cars. Him not likes them Pajeros. Him wants them Hummers and them 80 inch Plasma TV. Now you calling them narrow minded?
No, No, No, birader. I is never say them White men evil. Them white men nice nice. See how them white men put in da newspaper everyday in them front page ? 2 Israelis dead, 7 Israelis dead in bomb blast. That is very nice nice. Them peopal never write even in last page about them my biraders. Like 13 peopal die by maoist or them 8 soldiers hacked to dead. Them white peopal really care for I and I. Them white peopal very very nice as you say birader. Them white peopal bombed da shit out of him Saddam because him had them bombs. Them rightest thing to do. Them white peopal praise them Pakistan because them sell all them nucelar to Libya, North Korea and them Iran.
I wish I is as intelligence as you birader. I is very narrow mind. You is opening them narrow mind of yours more and more.
You is da DaDa
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| Shefali |
Posted
on 27-Feb-04 01:00 AM
Rastafariya i seriously do not understand what u r trying to say.And for me i ain't going back!!!
Shef
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| Shaiva |
Posted
on 27-Feb-04 08:30 AM
A bit of empathy is all you need Shefali!
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| senor |
Posted
on 27-Feb-04 05:57 PM
Rastafariya
Congratulations on your deep analysis. You do make a lot of sense for a country boy who has come such a long way. And despite what people say your english is not bad for a boy who grew up in a tea plantaion. I am sure you encountered a lot of discrimination and prejudice in your life. So this kind of anger towards people who grew up differently than you did. People are always afraid of things and people they are not familiar with. Even in USA the poor resent the rich, the blacks resent the whites and so on. It's an universal phenomenon.
However if you use English that most of us are familiar with, then we can better understand what goes on in your membrane ans your interesting insights.
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| senor |
Posted
on 27-Feb-04 06:17 PM
And are you sure you don't smoke dope? Is it against bahunism to smoke dope?
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| Rastafariya |
Posted
on 27-Feb-04 06:21 PM
Yo birader Senor! What them you is congrajulasion I for? I is never coma a long way? What them you is talk about? Who them is angry? I is never no angry. Peopal knows that I is alway Love and Peace. What them you talkin birader Senor?
So You is saying them peopal resent? Oh! I guess them should not resent to them white peopal because them is so white and always them do right. I know you knows better. Them should neva resent them peopal who them make big big house and get them Pajeros with them Nepal Goment Salary. We is should love them. Yes ! We is should not resent When them kill all them family and takes da power.
You is so great birader Senor. I is going to tell all them peopal never to resent them peopal when them ask them money in every step for job that them is getting paid to do by them gorment of da kingdom. We needs to support peopal like you birader Senor.
No resenting Peopal. Never no resent when them eat them whole Lauda Air. Oh ! No No No.
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| senor |
Posted
on 27-Feb-04 06:36 PM
Again there you go talking like a bahun who dodn't get his share of bribesand loot. Just coz you and your family got left out don't mean other bahuns aren't looting the country.
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| Rastafariya |
Posted
on 27-Feb-04 06:40 PM
Yo Mehican birader! What them you is talk about loot? Who them loot? no peopal never do no Lootasion? Them all nice nice peopal.
If them your fada do them Lootasion I is not know. But I is never seen no peopal doing no Lootasion in Nepal.
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| Trixy |
Posted
on 27-Feb-04 06:48 PM
Yo Rasta Bro!
Big up to u Rasta bro, nuff respect, keep up da good work yeh, im behind ya all da way ya hear me!
Trixy
Also To those ppl who are resorting to swearing... shame on u....X
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| senor |
Posted
on 27-Feb-04 07:02 PM
How do you think your uncles like Girija became multi millionaires? By winning the lottery?
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| senor |
Posted
on 27-Feb-04 07:05 PM
Of course you didn't see people looting in Nepal baajey, if you did you'd join the list of gauleys with 5 houses and 10 cars in Kathmandu. No wonder people hate bahuns.
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| Rastafariya |
Posted
on 27-Feb-04 07:13 PM
Yo Mehican birader Senor! What them you is talk about?
Him Girija babu nice nice peopal. Him work very hard hard. Him not millionairy him only billionairy. Him never no lootasion no peopal. Him only paid by them gorment of da kingdom. What you saying by winnin them lottery? Him Girija Babu never no gambling, women, alcohol. Him gods peopal.
Who them hate Bahuns? Them nver no hate bahuns. Them Bahuns them never do no immoral things. Because them Manu says not to do no immoral things.
Wakey up my Mehican birader.
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| senor |
Posted
on 27-Feb-04 08:05 PM
Mr Rastra Sharma
You forgot one thing. Bahuns never lie too. Rite, bajey?
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| senor |
Posted
on 27-Feb-04 08:07 PM
And you can shove that MANU up urs
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| senor |
Posted
on 27-Feb-04 08:07 PM
whatever it is
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| Rastafariya |
Posted
on 27-Feb-04 08:13 PM
My Dear Mehican Birader Senor! Why them you is gets them anger? I is very very Sharma.
When them Bahuns lie to you? Them Bahun peopal never never lie. What them you wants I to do with them Manu? Them we needs to follow Manu. If we not follow Manu them human peopal will extincsion.
You is wakey up Senor Birader!
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| dada |
Posted
on 28-Feb-04 12:30 AM
What do you call a phantus bahun who babbles on like a parrot on wacky tobacy?
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| lll_lll |
Posted
on 28-Feb-04 08:01 AM
Sweet sense of sarcasm you have, Rasta... I just am too sorry for dada and senor, for they can't relate to what you are saying.... I wish they could..
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| Rastafariya |
Posted
on 28-Feb-04 12:17 PM
Yo ! Birader! I is not them no sarcasm here. Them ask I quesion if them I is going them back to da Kingdom. I is say of course I is go and I gives all them reason for going.
I is not know why him Mehican birader Senor and him Dada gets so excitement. I is not mension no excitement thing. I is not unnerstand them peopal mentality.
Them all get very very excitement when I is answer them very simpal Quesions.
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| mEEra |
Posted
on 28-Feb-04 12:42 PM
Rastafariya, u ROCK man!!!!!!!!
Just love the way you speak. Wish I could speak like ya!!!!!
You add spice to Sajha. Keep your natural self going!!!!!!!!!!!
Go Rasta Go Rasta :-)
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| Rastafariya |
Posted
on 28-Feb-04 12:51 PM
Yo mEEra! I is never no rock or them soil.
Them is my biggest probilam mEEra. All them beautiful Ladies Just love da way I talks. I is wish them loved the way I looks and feels too. But I is unfortunately peopal. Them nice nice ladies just love the way I talks and nothing else. Them never love Rasta.
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| mEEra |
Posted
on 28-Feb-04 01:09 PM
Who says them not love Rasta????????
We all love u Rasta. We love the way u tallk (very true), the way u r and the way u answer (humor coupled with sacarsm). I personally love the way u sing!!!!!!!!!
At least all the people who are NOT racist loves you.
You th hero of Sajha :-)
We will support u all the way!!!!!!!!
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| dada |
Posted
on 29-Feb-04 01:05 AM
BAUN MARLEY U CAN SUCK MY KUKHURA KO BHALEY...... CHEERS MON
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| Rastafariya |
Posted
on 29-Feb-04 08:35 AM
Yo my Dear Birader Dada. Is that tham all you is have to say?
Why them you is hate nice nice Baun Biraders? Them Baun Birader never no hurt you. You needs to go ask your Fada birader Dada.
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