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| meERA |
Posted
on 24-Feb-04 05:38 PM
What do u want to do after you graduate?????
I get that qs. 1000000000000001 times. Sick and tired of hearing it. The worst part is that I do not know the answer :-)
So I look at myself and say what do I do with my life? I will be graduating in a year and what next. More studies, studies and studies. Or work, work and work. And what or whom do I work for? And what kinda work? My academic advisor has been getting on my nerves asking me to declare my major. Leave me alone man! All my life I have not had any desire to enter a specific field and yet now I will have to choose a profession. What do I do, what kinda profession? I sit confused. Hey wait a minute, I was born and raised in Nepal, why don’t I go back to my country and do what? According to the societal rules, I am supposed to get married and have kids. Now wait a minute, marriage is scary. Most of them come to mom talking about their marriage problems. If there is soooooo many problems in marrige then why marry in the first place. I like to party, but then what is the guarantee that I won’t be the next rape victim of Paras. He goes to the clubs searching for girls to rape. How many has he raped so far, around 5. Hold on there is a phone call, “Hello?” “You are not allowed to make an incorrect statement, its 10.” Says Gyanendra. “Hmm, is it, ok man whatever, the point is he rapes girls”, I yell. “THE POINT is you are WRONG” he yells back. That’s the king of the country. Now do I really want to go back!!!! I will stay in this awesome country, after all there is free expression of speech. People will write blandly, “Bahun le desh bigreye” and have no hypothesis or claim to support their statement. And yet they will nicely be accepted. And its always a small group of people who are racist. The people who defend themselves are also no less. When a certain group is targeted they will fight back tooth and nail. And when another group is targeted, no response from the first group. So doesn’t that mean that people are allowed to target castes in which no people will yell back! And the best thing is that the people will fight back if they are targeted but they themselves will target other people or groups like the homosexuals or people from another nation or the female polulaton. Hypocrites!!!!!!!
So going back to my life, if I have to marry somebody why not marry an old millionaire and be a Meera Nicole. He will die and leave me with millions. If his son won’t agree to give me the money, I will open a TV show and gain publicity my telling my stories to the viewers. Just in case, my plan backfires then I will kill my husband and run out with a blood filled knife and later the glove won’t fit me and of course get out scot free. After all I am a football player; an amateur one. What more could be better in life????? Of if nothing else works out, I will open a NGO and horde millions of money that I am supposed to spend for the poor people in Nepal. I will send my children to study in expensive US colleges. With the remaining money I will open back accounts in Switzerland. Maybe my secret desire to be a nun, I will also carry that out. After all if Catholic Father of the Church can molest children, why can’t I be a nun and spread Hinduism!!!!
Now that I think of it, I have toooooo many options in life. Life suddenly seems to be beautiful.
Maybe I will go out and take a walk in this breezy weather for only in this state it is hot one moment and you go to a class and when it’s over, you will see snow flakes falling.
Hmmmm, Miles to go Before I sleep.
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| meERA |
Posted
on 24-Feb-04 05:50 PM
Hmm, is it, ok man whatever, the point is he rapes girls”, I yell.
I want to make a minor change. I do not yell at the king, I say it politely. I do not want to be shot and put the blame on Maoist. So let's make that I say "politely" to his Majesty :-) :-)
Its just a satire so relax if you think you were also being targeted while I wrote this piece.
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| u_day |
Posted
on 24-Feb-04 10:29 PM
so meeera,
What's next???
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| eNigma_too |
Posted
on 24-Feb-04 10:37 PM
I should charge you by minutes for reading your postings.
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| dada |
Posted
on 24-Feb-04 11:08 PM
maybe you can write a book
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| govin |
Posted
on 25-Feb-04 12:39 AM
Your posting rocks!!!
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| april |
Posted
on 25-Feb-04 01:45 AM
Meera> U should start writing humour columns. Genuinly funny!!!
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| mEEra |
Posted
on 25-Feb-04 08:32 PM
Hahahahahah!!!!!
Hey guys thanks for your comments!!!
So I wrote this piece when there was toooooo much bashings going on. And then completely forgot about it. As I was going through my folders, I got this one. So I was like I better post this before I change my mind.
Then I was in a fit of temper, but now when I read it, I find it funny.
Ah yes Enigma_too, u seriously should charge me money. There was this Casino Night last Friday and I played this fake game and won fake money and I will now open a fake acount and send the fake u the fake check. Ooooops, I mean the real u :-)
Me is going to meditate, my latest aim is to be a female monk :-)
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| Trikal |
Posted
on 25-Feb-04 08:38 PM
Meera,
I enjoyed your writing. Nice one. keep it up... gurl !!
Trikal..
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| aardvarak |
Posted
on 25-Feb-04 09:00 PM
meera, if u ever decide to be meera nicole, pls consider me appointing as ur lawyer. I tell u , its gonna be fun bashing boby trendies of sajhapur!
aardvark stern
( since i suck at being a lawyer, i will be 24/7 at ur service :-)
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| eNigma_too |
Posted
on 25-Feb-04 10:03 PM
>Ah yes Enigma_too, u seriously should charge me money. There was this Casino
>Night last Friday and I played this fake game and won fake money and I will now
>open a fake acount and send the fake u the fake check. Ooooops, I mean the
>real u :-)
>Me is going to meditate, my latest aim is to be a female monk :-)
Are you nuts !! Thats not funny. Try something better.
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| nsshrestha |
Posted
on 26-Feb-04 06:45 AM
Interesting...Now what? Bore childrens by dozens. You are given the devine task to oust Paras.
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| east coast boy |
Posted
on 26-Feb-04 06:47 AM
No doubt, you will be a good comedian/writter. KEEEEEEEEEEP IT UP
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| GurL_Interrupted |
Posted
on 26-Feb-04 02:18 PM
Nice one sis :-)!
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| u_day |
Posted
on 26-Feb-04 03:06 PM
Fake you eNigma_too!!!
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| u_day |
Posted
on 26-Feb-04 03:11 PM
mEEra's message for eNigma_too with the word FAKE replaced by FKING:
>Ah yes Enigma_too, u seriously should charge me money. There was this Casino
>Night last Friday and I played this fking game and won fake money and I will >now open a fking acount and send the fking u the fking check. Ooooops, I mean the real u :-)
Is that funny enuff for you now???
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| jacko |
Posted
on 26-Feb-04 03:28 PM
The numerous choices that are presented to you are not going to make things any easy for you. No doubt you have come to realize the choices you make at this juncture will decide what you do the rest of your life.
The happiest time for me was when I didn’t have to make any choice; I was three years old, I ruled my parents and cried to make a demand, and religiously sucked my thumb. I don’t remember being unhappy at that time. Therefore it must have been happiness. More importantly, I didn’t have to bare the consequence of my choices.
I am an adamant believer that choices are made from the Gut. A gut feeling (a mind body connection) is hard to beat. It can be a feeling you can be happy with. You can try to come up with positives and negatives and draw comparison charts but most likely you are ignoring your gut feeling
A close friend of mine used to ask, “Do you know why babies cry when they are born?” Of course, due to labor pain, I used to say. He always disagreed with a standard replay, “Babies know they are coming to the world to suffer, they are coming to hell”. While I don’t’ call my short life in paradise hell, it may be true we are here to suffer. I have suffered in many ways; you are suffering with your numerous dilemmas; everybody in one way or the other suffers. One thing we can do however is suffer less by being true to ourselves and with our choices. So, embrace the choices you have, find out what your gut says and go take that walk and decide.
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| oys_chill |
Posted
on 26-Feb-04 03:39 PM
...and from when did gut start talking? the only time my gut talks with me is when i am starving! hey common! you must have heard those weird noises. And about baby crying...les be honest! baby cries cause the doctor spanks it on the azz! well, complications can occur if the baby doesn't cry :)
ok ok..jus kidding! I agree with jacko on most of the points. However, I think when it comes to making decisions..you'll make the right one when you have to. Nothing to do with the gut feeling or advice from the others. Once you make the decision, that's the right one :)..hey come to think of it..you got really no choice on making your decision!
and meera ji, when you kill that millionaire husband of yours, make sure you have the cut for me. Or else..i am gonna bring this thread to convict you in the court of law ;). I read somewhere that AOL instant messaging conversation was used to convict someone!
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| jacko |
Posted
on 26-Feb-04 03:58 PM
On lighter Note ! Do whatever you fancy, as long as you don’t force your choice on me, you must be right.
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| Biswo |
Posted
on 26-Feb-04 08:19 PM
Nice one, Meera.
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