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   Rastafariya at an art gallery "I suppose 25-Feb-04 Prem Charo
     Wow! that all you is have to say? Mus 25-Feb-04 Rastafariya
       Yo birade Prem Charo! Your Fada them 25-Feb-04 Rastafariya
         Rastafariya after coming back from a thr 25-Feb-04 Prem Charo
           Birader Prem Charo! I knows that you is 26-Feb-04 Rastafariya
             Prem Charo, You surely know its ideas y 26-Feb-04 czar
               pleas substitute 'inimitable' for 'inimi 26-Feb-04 czar
                 Yo Birader Czar! You is right them him b 26-Feb-04 Rastafariya
                   I thinks him birader Prem Charo run out 27-Feb-04 Rastafariya
                     What's goin on here ?? 27-Feb-04 TRIKAL
                       Nothin them goin here birader TRIKAL. Hi 27-Feb-04 Rastafariya


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Prem Charo Posted on 25-Feb-04 09:49 PM

Rastafariya at an art gallery "I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call a modern Art?"

Art Dealer "I beg your pardon sir. Thats a mirror!"

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Rastafariya enters shop & shouts, "Where's my free gift with
this oil?"
Shopkeeper: "ISke Saath koi gift nahin hai bhaisaab"

Rastafariya: "Oye ispe likha hai CHOLESTROL FREE "

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One day Rastafariya is fed up that he is involved in every
joke. He goes and asks his wife "Tell me one good joke in
which I am not involved."
Wife says: " I'm Pregnant"

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Rastafariya on cycle hit lady accidently. The lady said, " break
ahi mar sakta tha kya?" Rastafariya replied "break ka kya hai,
poori cycle to mar di....."
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Rastafariya zebra crossing ke black & white patte par bar bar
idhar-udhar chalte the, woh kya soch rahe honge....
think............. "SALA YE PIANO BAJTA KYO NAHI HAI"

Rastafariya Posted on 25-Feb-04 09:54 PM

Wow! that all you is have to say?

Must have been take lots of thinking.

I is going to ask them peopal to give you Dakshinabahu. Maybe your fada is also ask for that.

Very creative!
Rastafariya Posted on 25-Feb-04 10:00 PM

Yo birade Prem Charo!

Your Fada them Hindi? Your Fada them Punjabi?

You is speak them good Punjabi. You know and tell all them Hindi and Punjabi Joke.

I is sorry. I thoughts you was Nepali. Because them Sahuji never say them in Hindi.

Please say Sat Sri Akaal to your fada for I too.
Prem Charo Posted on 25-Feb-04 10:09 PM

Rastafariya after coming back from a three hour long class says:
Saala pura body headache maar raha hai
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Rastafariya Posted on 26-Feb-04 08:51 AM

Birader Prem Charo! I knows that you is have them Hindi Blood in you. And them first thing you is think is always Hindi. But I is still loves you.

Them Hindi Peopal already destroy da Country from inside out. Why them try to destroy them simpal peopal of Sajha too?
czar Posted on 26-Feb-04 10:30 AM

Prem Charo,
You surely know its ideas you attack and not the person. I made this mistake in the past and regretted it. But you are an experienced member of sajha, so it's disappointing to see you engaged in this sort of action. Is it wrong to expect better from you?

Rasta can take care of himself in his own inimicable style, so don't misinterpret my words as a defense or support of him or his thoughts.
czar Posted on 26-Feb-04 12:19 PM

pleas substitute 'inimitable' for 'inimical'..kyarnu, thesarus chaina ..
Rastafariya Posted on 26-Feb-04 12:44 PM

Yo Birader Czar! You is right them him birader Charo should knowed that we is not here to attack them person. Anyways I is not minds.

It is just that him birader dialled da wrong Number to make his Crank Call. If him keeps with this I is very welcome him.

I is just dont want him committing them Suicide or bangin his head on them Compootar Screen.
Rastafariya Posted on 27-Feb-04 03:49 PM

I thinks him birader Prem Charo run out of them Jokes.

I guess him gone to ask his fada some of them Punjabi Jokes. Bring em on birader Prem Charo!
TRIKAL Posted on 27-Feb-04 05:57 PM

What's goin on here ??
Rastafariya Posted on 27-Feb-04 06:24 PM

Nothin them goin here birader TRIKAL. Him birader Prem Charo just go to ask him fada for some more Jokes.