| Username |
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| ladybug |
Posted
on 27-Feb-04 09:48 AM
Some TRUE Facts About Men
1. Why does a man have a clear conscience?
Because it's never used.
2. Why are men so happy?
Because ignorance is bliss.
3. Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for a man then for a women?
Because when it's time to go back to childhood, he's already there.
4. If a man and a woman fell off a 10-story building at the same time,
who would reach the ground first?
The woman-the man would get lost.
5. How are men like commercials?
You can't believe a word either one of them says and they both last
about 60 seconds.
6. How do men exercise at the beach?
By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a woman in a bikini.
7. What do you call a man with half a brain?
Gifted.
8. What's the difference between government bonds and men?
Bonds Mature.
9. What did God say after creating man?
I can do better.
10. What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?
1) No mind.
2) No business.
11. What do you call an intelligent man in America?
A tourist.
12. What is gross stupidity?
144 men in one room.
13. How many men does it take to pop popcorn?
Three.
One to hold the pan and two others to show off and shake the stove.
14. How do men sort their laundry?
"Filthy" and "Filthy but Wearable."
15. Only a man would buy a $500 car and put a $4,000 stereo in it.
16. A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of 35
think of?
Dating children.
17. What should you give a man who has everything?
A woman to show him how to work it.
18. Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating?
To stop the snoring before it starts.
19. Why don't men have mid-life crises?
They stay stuck in adolescence.
20. How does a man show he's planning for the future?
He buys two cases of beer instead of one.
21. How is being at a singles bar different from going to the circus?
At the circus the clowns don't talk.
22. What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of
driving.
23. What do you do with a bachelor who thinks he's God's gift?
EXCHANGE him.
24. Why do bachelors like smart women?
Opposites attract.
25. Why are husbands like lawn mowers?
They're hard to get started, emit foul odors, and don't work half
the time.
26. What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
27. What is the thinnest book in the world?
What Men Know About Women
28. What's the difference between a typical man and E.T.?
E.T. phoned home.
29. Why are dumb blonde jokes one-liners?
So men can understand them.
30. What's a mans idea of foreplay?
A half hour of begging.
31. What's the difference between an intelligent man and a U.F.O.?
I don't know, I've never seen either one.
32. Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?
Because, even back then men wouldn't stop to ask for directions.
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| Arnico |
Posted
on 27-Feb-04 09:54 AM
haha, funny, and some of them are true too!
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| ladybug |
Posted
on 27-Feb-04 10:05 AM
My husband passed this on to me ... so it must be true Arnico.
Also I can say that # 16 applies to Nepali man.
#17 applies to my own guy.
#11 must be true bcoz they all think my hubby is european...
heheheheeh. Have fun both ladies and gentleman.
By the way, i have one more question:
why do we call ladies just ladies and men - gentlemen?
doesn't take too long to figure out - men are "mapai" creature, ain't that true too?
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| Poonte |
Posted
on 27-Feb-04 10:15 AM
WOMEN are called LADIES
MEN are called GENTLEMEN
me thinks...but then again, I am only "gifted" ;)
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| ladybug |
Posted
on 27-Feb-04 10:20 AM
Poonte,
I was reading your recipe in the other thread and i was very impressed ni kya,
so i would say you are "fully gifted", rather than just "gifted"... LOL
I will be trying your recipes soon too...then will know how authentic it is :-)
thanks for sharing it.
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| dazzling ko keti |
Posted
on 27-Feb-04 10:23 AM
Sister LadyBug you ROCK!!! God bless you, girlfren. :)
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| SITARA |
Posted
on 27-Feb-04 10:25 AM
Which side of the brain is Poonte gifted????
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| Poonte |
Posted
on 27-Feb-04 10:26 AM
The "lower" side, SITZ! eheheh ;)
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| SITARA |
Posted
on 27-Feb-04 10:30 AM
Haare! Poonte!!!! Hence, your shiny taalu! :P
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| Poonte |
Posted
on 27-Feb-04 10:35 AM
Yeah...the shiny talu is the other half! ;) Although, the "lower" side is the better half! LOL
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| ladybug |
Posted
on 27-Feb-04 12:00 PM
poonte,
in other words, why are women called women
and
men are not called wowomen?
baffles me... :)
by the way - are you related to bhunte, poonte?
bhunte is my dearest dajushree.
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| Lokman |
Posted
on 27-Feb-04 06:25 PM
Ladybug,
Are you sure it's not Women? ;)
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| Poonte |
Posted
on 28-Feb-04 02:38 AM
Wowomen? Are you sure you'd want to call us that?
WOW-O-MEN would only make us all the more alluring, wouldn't it? :P
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| el diablo |
Posted
on 28-Feb-04 05:42 AM
Ladybug, So, it's #17 for the hubby, huh? So, you have to show him how to work it?
A lady walks into a Mercedes dealership.
She browses around, then spots the perfect car and walks over to inspect it.
As she bends to feel the fine leather upholstery, a loud fart escapes her.
Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and hopes a sales person doesn't pop up right now. As she turns around, there he is standing right next to her.
"Good day, Madame. How may we help you today?"
Very uncomfortably she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this
lovely vehicle?"
He answers, "Madame, if you farted just touching it, you are
going to shit when you hear the price."
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| Lokman |
Posted
on 28-Feb-04 07:37 AM
el, PMSL !!!
Hey, I've heard about fanny farts, you sure it wasn't one of those?
BTW, I would be mortified if a girl next to me farted.
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| Dogz 4 Life |
Posted
on 28-Feb-04 08:22 AM
Men Die First for a Reason
Do you know how tough it is being a man...?
If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race, you're a male chauvinist.
If you stay home and do the housework, you're a pansy.
If you work too hard there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, this is exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
If you get a promotion ahead of her, that is favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
If you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're an insensitive bastard.
If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.
If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear, you're pervert.
If you don't, you're gay.
If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape, you're sexist.
If you don't, you're unromantic.
If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.
If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
If you're proud of your achievements, you're full of yourself.
If you don't, you're not ambitious.
If she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore.
If you want it Too often, you're oversexed.
If you don't, there must be someone else.
NO WONDER MEN DIE BEFORE WOMEN!
THEY WANT TO!!
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| Poonte |
Posted
on 28-Feb-04 08:57 AM
Men lead women in almost everything in life re, so why not in death too? Hence they die before women! :p ;)
**ladies, all in jest hai...feri belna, kucho, dhoongro, jhaadoo...sab liyera lakhetla malai...ehheh :P
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| oys_chill |
Posted
on 28-Feb-04 10:20 AM
To give continuity to dogz's list..read it somewhere long ago
When a child is born, the woman get all the credit..
When there is marriage, the women get all the gifts..
When the husband dies, the women get the life insurance :) why would women wanna be liberated?
Men have to go through a lot. First 25 years or so his mom asking him "where are you going?" The next forty years his wife asking the same question. IN the end, the mourners wondering too :)
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| Nepali_hoina |
Posted
on 28-Feb-04 10:36 AM
What do you call a woman who posts a fact list about men?
Single
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| Biswo |
Posted
on 28-Feb-04 11:04 AM
>24. Why do bachelors like smart women?
>Opposites attract.
Hmmm.
I thought bachelors like dumb blondes more than smart women. The image of Marilyn Monroe was built around that concept.Let's face it, smart women often disparage their colleagues. The following statement will land me in trouble: but let me state it anyway. They always think because they are so rare, they deserve something better. (Smart men are also so rare, but they think they are not the choice of good-looking and ambitious girls! So, they don't want to act like they are smart specially when talking with a girl.)
Other than that point, your list rocks.
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| Bhunte |
Posted
on 29-Feb-04 01:06 AM
ladybug, shopping list lamo rahechha...nice nice
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| Nanii_kanchi |
Posted
on 29-Feb-04 08:10 AM
Bhunte, Are you a sardar jee?:=D
ladybug you go girl.
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| ladybug |
Posted
on 29-Feb-04 07:15 PM
Wow - just had been gone for a while and have lots to read already, thanks all !
nice to see that everyone's enjoying it, and seeing it as a change from the men-dominated scene of sa-jha , what an irony to its name SAJHA.
Poonte, you guys can call yourselves Wow-o-men if you want to but you might piss off people of other sexual orientation like ProudNepali with it. So i guess we have to little more sensitive on those issues here. ki kaso? otherwise i am all for making men look more alluring. hell, half the people women are related to are men anyways. so let them be all they want to be. Kudos to them!blessings are with you.
el diablo - you can think whatever fancies you most brother, i am cool with that. i hafta say your joke wasn't all that alluring tho. should i say poor taste>>sorry if i am judging u here.
oys_chill - LOL
Nepali hoina _ are you sure? heheeheh. i think you're wrong in this instance at least. :(
Biswo - i think your statement has some truth to it. agreed man. :)
bhunte dai - ke bhanya testo - ali bujhiyana ... ke garnu woman bhayera ho ki ;)
dazzling ko keti and Nanii_kanchi - thanks dears. ALL THE power and glory to my women. god bless you too.
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| u_day |
Posted
on 29-Feb-04 09:48 PM
What do you call a woman who posts a fact list about men?
CORKY SINGLE
hahaha... funny!
I hope this sex-bashing doesn't turn somebody gay/lesbian.
have fun bashing each other's ki, ladies and ledas!
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| Bhunte |
Posted
on 29-Feb-04 11:15 PM
Nanii_Kanchhi, where did you see me wearing turban and singing bhangra? We must know each other hai...katai guru nanak ko mandir ma ta bhet bhayeko thiyana? ..he he
LadyBug sis, kinaki teha thyakkai battis sutriya bunda bhayeko hunale tyo woman battisai lakchhen yukta bhayeko hunu parchha ...he he...actually my shopping list is long bhaneko tesai le ke..
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| ProudNepali |
Posted
on 29-Feb-04 11:41 PM
WHY CAn't you Leave Me alone????? Some politics here. Why do you have to MENTion my NICK here??? In the other thread you lost the Argument and just recieved one person supporting you so you chose to get people collected here. What a poor effort??
All the postings here are entertaining. Not all the postings about Men are true to all the men or all the time. So are the postings about Women. Yet, they are all interesting. Do not try to get a Mark of a "SExist."
Guys (especially Dogz4life) you got that Right Man. Some women complain too much.
Hahaha.
Have fun People.
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| Rekha |
Posted
on 01-Mar-04 07:55 AM
Oh come on girl (ladybug), I totally understand what you posted at first was a joke and it should not be taken seriously but what is this "dazzling ko keti and Nanii_kanchi - thanks dears. ALL THE power and glory to my women. god bless you too". ???
Girls/women should be proud of who they are but it doesn't mean they have to put men/guys down to feel superior about themself. This world is made up of both men and women and it would not have been the way it is now if one of the gender didn't existed. Come on people lets learn to RESPECT each other.
Girl (ladybug), Proudnepali has not posted anything on this thread so why are you draging him into this by bringing his name up for no good reason at all ???
Dogz 4 Life, I agree with you my brother. I'm not saying everyone but majority of girls/women complain about anything and everything whenever they get a chance and to tell you the turth I do it myself as well.
U Day bro dangggggggggggggggggg man, he he he he he he he he . Not trying to be rude but it's kind of fun to see all these people taking their precious time to come BASH each other on Sajha. Very entertaining.
Sorry if I have offended anyone. Have fun. . . . . . .
ReKhA/ReZ
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| ladybug |
Posted
on 01-Mar-04 02:54 PM
Rekha, you ask too many questions.......go take a shower girl, and it will all be crystal clear - IT WAS A JOKE! :) you are supposed to laugh at it ok. some of them were true though as ppl have pointed out, but you can make up your own mind on that too.
Bhunte daju - ke ho katti busy bhairahya bhanya, malai maiti ko khabar napayera nyasro lagisakyo......khai kahile hulaki dai auchan bhandai basera kya. harey. khoi chitthi? :)
People - ANYONE - can anyone suggest how would i get rid of this stalked called ProudNepali? he has popped up on this thread too now. hare ram ... i just can't believe it. advice welcome from people who have passed ENG 101 heheeh otherwise it's hard to read. Rasta is welcome to write however. i appreciate his invention.
One more fact about u_Day - he is a wanna be corky single. hheheheheheh
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| bhunte |
Posted
on 01-Mar-04 04:17 PM
LadyBug sis, mero patra lekhai aadalat ko tarekh sarai jastai bhaya chha for the reason you mentioned. Aja beluka samma ma kehi urgent kam kuro haru sakchhu, ani tespachhi aja beluka lekchhu la. Gata dui tin din yeha yesto bejod le pani pari ra chha ki balla matra hinjo yesso gham lagya mauka parera hulak ko tikat kineko chhu. Actually I was planning to write yesterday but some the server was down whole day ...Good Excuse!!
Yeha gaam ghar ma sabai besai chha. Pallo ghar ki Chameli ko pani asti matrai bihe bhayo. Jureli le pani pahilo chhoro paiichha kyare. Kheti pati thikai chha. Aba gahun (wheat) katne pachhi hiunde dhan ropne melo meso gardai chhu. yeha tol chhimeki haru sabai le sodhdai chha bahini lai pani. gaun ghar ka baraliyeka keta haru kohi maobadi ko paltan ma bharti bha chhan bhane kohi bhagera lahur tira pase ka chhan...Ghar ma kam garne kanchho pani bhagyo. Gai bastu syahar susar afai le garnu pari ra chha yeha. Baru laino bhaisi byayema ghiu kurauni banayera kosheli pathai dimla...he he
baru tyo sajha ko buddijibi haru bha tham ma paschhim bata gham lagyo re bhanchhan...fursat bhayema yeso mela bharna auu na ta...kakaska ghainto ma gham lagya rahechha bhanne kura dekhna paiinchha... sayed aja beluka teha euta chhoto bhasan dinu chha...he he he
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| ProudNepali |
Posted
on 01-Mar-04 07:19 PM
You Pathetic Biachhhhhhh!!!!! Do you Assume the Sajhaites are so dumb that they will take your accusations for granted. How cheap of you??? Don't pull Bhunte/spark in this mess for I know they have greater sense of humour and they know what to do and when.
Sajhaites please "PARDon THE INTERRUPTIon" but this is what this "Nepali: wh>>Re" (Le>>>n) wrote prior to my posting FOR no reason at all. I am sure you guys will realize this. This has a lot to do with the other pOsting "ANA Phoenix 2004".
:ladybug Posted on 02-29-04 7:15 PM Reply | Notify Admin (in this thread only: if you scroll up you will find it)
"Poonte, you guys can call yourselves Wow-o-men if you want to but you might piss off people of other sexual orientation like ProudNepali with it. So i guess we have to little more sensitive on those issues here. ki kaso? otherwise i am all for making men look more alluring. hell, half the people women are related to are men anyways. so let them be all they want to be. Kudos to them!blessings are with you."
So I say WHat do you want B>>>>>>? Write fairly and unoffensively. That way you will keep yourself away from trouble. Don;t try to act innocent.
People here can see for themselves that you are the one who Brought IN mY NIcK in this thread OUT of Nowhere.
Let me kNow what you want and I might be able to give you that. I am a man and A man Keeps his words. Make a logical demand/request/ etc.
You know what?? yOU are sick?
I wanted to type in lot more. But I do have a lot more sense of humour than you do.
Just Realize the Guilt and keep OFF FROM me.
JAi nepal
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| Nanii_kanchi |
Posted
on 01-Mar-04 08:18 PM
Bhunte dai (everyone calling you dai) sardar jee ko hajur ko jastai tubelight dimag huncha re, ani po vaneko. he he he :=p
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| czar |
Posted
on 02-Mar-04 07:58 AM
Here’s something I was sent. In the spirit of jest, lemme stoke the coals some..
Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
Clothes aren't sexy. Women are.
Even if you understood women, you'd never believe it!
Good sex means being told, "Stop and I'll kill you!!!"
Women and cats do as they like. Men and dogs get used to it.
Love is blind. Lust has 20/20 vision.
After God created woman, He tried to make up by creating beer.
Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood
If only women came with pull down menus and online help.
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| SITARA |
Posted
on 02-Mar-04 08:10 AM
CZAR:
MRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaao!!!
Get used to it! :P
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| czar |
Posted
on 02-Mar-04 08:47 AM
Meow ? Milk ?
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| ladybug |
Posted
on 02-Mar-04 10:36 AM
czar, i laughed ... in the spirit of jest :)
proudnepali - did i seem like your sister, girlfriend or wife (if you are lucky to have one) to you to call me names as you did? or boyfriend? look clearly - i am keeping your gay mannerism out of question here. you could be anything and it's not my business to know, As it is - unfortunately i know enough about you and your background to do enough harm to you if i wish to.
So take this as a threat or what you want to call it - but you crossed all your decencies (if you had any to begin with) - by calling me names. And yes I will make sure I get back to you IN REAL LIFE now. Watch out is all i can say at this point. You brought this upon yourself by getting too personal with me. If you were smart, you would not have messed with me to begin with. Now I Know you might reply to this post with more of your more nasty comments. However I give a rat's ass to it all by now. Now is my time to sit and watch the results of your posting. Just realize that you made a mistake and there's no turning back. You can not even fix it at this point. As I said, sorry I know too much about you by now. so you can not undo anything you did or do. Sorry.
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| ProudNepali |
Posted
on 02-Mar-04 11:47 AM
HA HA You think I get scared because of yours stupidity. You need not to verbalize your Lesbianism. Maybe you haven't found a good partner for yourself. Go try in San Francisco. The desperacy you have shown in trying to pour your frustration on me as a result of your very differenet sexual status. I am not a sexist bust since you try to push your Nor man neither womanhood status QUO here in our Web-based beautiful Nepalese community We may accept you as how you are.
As a man myself I reserve all the respects for your husband. Nothing against him in this regard. So don't try to pull him in here. We men know where/when/how to act. You bet he is that sort of a personality.
DO NOT tRy to overstate the "FACT" that it was you who pulled in ME in this thread first. If you are so interested in me then you might prove yourself as a self-discplined, classy woman first. Even so I cannot fulfil your wishes because I respect your man and I cannot do anything offensive against him.
I am a man and I can find good woman for myself. So, there's no need OF you. Try to keep up with your man....and you might somehow feel like being an woman (if not physically than spiritually).
And oh yeAH DO NOT TRY TO THREATEN ME.
DON"T you dare. Just bring it and I can deal with it ALL by myself. Keep gathering informations about me. I don't hide myself from others. I don't believe in Stabbing from the back. If I take a challenge. i take it for real. I don't hid myself. IF I do that that would be gayish. This might be a proof of my manhood. (Can you prove yourself of being a woman??)
:- oH I am so fortunate Not to know you in real life. If you had been my sister, girlfriend or wife That would have been the bigggest curse to my manhood and all my relatives and the people I know. I thank GOD for that forever. I pray GOd I may NEver say you. They say if you see a Lesbo your day is ruined. forget about the day I don't even want to ruin a 1/100 th of a second.
Try messing with me and you will gain nothing. Leave me alone and you will be in a much better situation.
Jai Nepal.
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| czar |
Posted
on 02-Mar-04 12:50 PM
Proudnepali, I think you’ve made your point on your opinion of Ladybug. Who said what first eventually doesn’t matter, so as a mature individual perhaps this is a timely moment to give it a rest?
Ladybug, your presentations heretofore have been thought provoking and laced with wry humour that bespeak of maturity and intellect. Hence it’s surprising to read of your stated intent to take the Sajha spat offline. Surely, as admirers of your contributions here, we can hope that was only a momentary loss of control? As Billy Crystal said at the close of the Oscars and is the motto of Las Vegas, “What goes on in Sajha stays in Sajha.” What sayest thou?
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| ProudNepali |
Posted
on 02-Mar-04 01:01 PM
CZAr Bro I hear you and appreciate your comments.
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| bhunte |
Posted
on 02-Mar-04 01:29 PM
LadyBug sis, I have no room to disagree with Czar. That should be enligtning to many misguided people who have a false sense of pride.
To those who don't know LB in real, she is a very well groomed talented young lady intellectually, culturally, spiritually, and is also well settled both in career and family for which it may be a long journey to reach where she is right now to some of you who might be bashing against her. Take out any evils from PeaNut size brain and get enlightment and develop some immune for a little humour if anyone of us we have it here. Take it easy....
Nannii Kanchhi, dai lai testo bhanne? khoi khoi mero najik ta auu, ma timro bharkhar koreko kapal ra chultho bigari dinchhu hai... he he Kanchhi nanii, thanks for enlightning me. why dumb man is after smart woman bhanne kura balla po bujhdai chhu hai...he he
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| ladybug |
Posted
on 02-Mar-04 02:57 PM
Czar,
As I read your post I went back into recollection of something I had always wondered:
If there any rule about the act of civility in the cyberspace, and in this instance: sajha?
Also is there a filter on keeping people like ProudNepali in check in his nasty puking habit?
Is this community supposed to be clean and discouraging such individuals? Or is it a "Freer than the prostitution in LasVegas land" as I am tempted to call it? I would imagine that if things were in place, I think the place would be more healthy and sanitary,
and hell yeah I would probably keep my sanity in place too when writing here. So I do admit that I got carried away a little bit at a rat's ass trying to feather his little tail towards my feet when I have so much disgust and unchageable opinion on his decency and insanity now. And I am still trying to work on not applying "Eye for an Eye" to my actions too much. In other words, trying to forgive. This corrupted soul certainly overtook my patience though. Thanks for your flattering observations, which made me blush as I dont know how close is that to reality nyways. I appreciate you trying to put a rest to this. You conveyed your conflict resolution skills here so well that I wonder if I know you from working on this one European (ironically non-violence related) NGO now. I hope I answered your questions in a not-so-direct manner. Sincere thanks for your mediation again.
Bhunte daju - ke bhanya testo......(talking about me in real life) - the same bashers might come upon you just for the sheer fact of being my brother ni feri. careful hai.
ani mero ta gala ratai, naak pani laamai, nidhhar pani tato, aakha pani rato bhayo testo prashansa sunera... don't know what i did to deserve it. bless your heart. aru pacchi.
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| ladybug |
Posted
on 02-Mar-04 03:01 PM
unchageable opinion on his decency and insanity now = undeniable opinion on his decency and insanity by now. thanks to him for all the show of his own personality traits.
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| ladybug |
Posted
on 02-Mar-04 03:07 PM
READ: healthy and sanitary = appealing and constructive :)
So Many corrections, as i am tired after a long day's work!
Good evening everyone!
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| ladybug |
Posted
on 02-Mar-04 03:07 PM
READ: healthy and sanitary = appealing and constructive :)
So Many corrections, as i am tired after a long day's work!
Chow!!!
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| Rekha |
Posted
on 02-Mar-04 04:55 PM
Oh come on people (Ladybug and Proudnepali) cut it out. Enough is Enough. Leave each other alone and both of you will live happily. Both of you (Ladybug & Proudnepali) proved your point and there is no need to take it further.
Life is great, Be Happy.........
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| acharya |
Posted
on 02-Mar-04 06:52 PM
that makes me wonder....is life really great?
:-o
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| ProudNepali |
Posted
on 02-Mar-04 08:05 PM
STill Trying to Prove Your decency miss?? Will take it forever. Yes BHunte bro... I do not challenge the feelings you have for her. bUt to me she is what she has proven in this community. It will take a miracle ( a big one) to change my impression of her. If someone spits facing the sky FEw drops will definitely hit him/her. THat's what is happening here.
And miss Stop Talking about DECENcY and INsanity here. I know enough on that matter. We can stick to the main Issue of discussion that will be fairer. Because 'Talking trash about someone you have never known before' doesn't fall under the code of decency and sincerity. And it was you who started that first. If you want Respect from people you have to earn it.
I have realized where I stand here in this virtual community via comments (or no comments) from people other than you. The same community that can bring people together can also create enmity amongst them. You surely are on the cutting edge.
Eat fresh and think Healthy. That will help. Stop writing against me and mentioning my nick anywhere without my permission and surely I will not hurt your feelings. And that's not something I enjoy doing. I come here to make friends and share some words or two. It is supposed to be that way. IF I attack someone for no good reasons I will definitely be charged too.
Always a PRoudNepali.
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| czar |
Posted
on 02-Mar-04 09:11 PM
Ladybug, if you’re single footloose and fancy free, I’m set to do a Google search on European NGO’s and vigorously nod my head and say “Yes, of course, weren’t you that lovely lady I met at..” and so forth! If, on the other hand, you’re otherwise engaged, I’d have to profess my sorrow that a feisty one such as you escaped my attentions. Then proclaim, in all honesty, that he’s a lucky man indeed. My compliments to the gentleman.
Proudnepali, what say you we drink a toast to good times past and many more yet to come? Then down fiery sauni especial tharra, listen to Deep’s stirring tales and table thataundai sing the blues? Kaso?
Since both of you have had your say, I think we can expect an inspiring display of restraint and maturity by both parties NOT responding to the other! Both of you have positive things to contribute in sajha and we have every hope you would prefer to focus on that and move forward hereon in goodwill.
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| HairyPotter |
Posted
on 02-Mar-04 09:52 PM
Ladybug wrote:
>16. A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of 35 think of?
>Dating children.
>>>Also I can say that # 16 applies to Nepali man.
I don't really see any humor in that. Just another insult thrown at us, and nobody even realise that. Ladybug, are you saying that Nepali man are pedophiles ??
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| nepalki_chori |
Posted
on 03-Mar-04 12:26 AM
hi all,
dherai pachi sajhapur chireko, ke kasto cha bhanera bujhna khojda tyo "OK WOMAN HERE WE GO" dekhera dannnnnga pardai ke hola bhanera pura adha din lagayera tala dekhi mathi samma padheko...................lau barbad. bhayenkar thulo ladai po hudai raicha !!
haina ke bhaka manche haru ni. "kukuurko puchhar 12 barsa dhungro muni rakhda ni jasta tastai" ...........hunata santan thari tharika bhanchan, koi sanga kasaiko mel khanai parcha bhanne chaina, tara chinera janisakepachiko mitratale yetro thulo huri lyauna sakdo raich, tyo ni sajhapur ma.............:O
lau baaaaaa ma ta aba sajha ka koi sanga ni sidhai bhetne chaina, dar po lagna thalyo malai ta. ;)
I am not trying to generalize hai. Tara sajha ma personal matters mathi ko jhai khagada atti bho kya.
PEACE !!!
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| u_day |
Posted
on 03-Mar-04 08:23 AM
HAHAHAHAHA
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| u_day |
Posted
on 03-Mar-04 08:25 AM
BTW I am laughing at the people, not on what thery wrote above (I didn't even bother reading most of the comments)
conclusion of this thread: Your kind is bad, my kind is good... but at the end my kind needs your kind in order to survive.
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| LadyBug |
Posted
on 03-Mar-04 10:04 AM
HairyPotter,
I can say with confidence that NO that is not what i meant. you can intrepret whatever way you want as kuro and kulo is the same way right. hint: some reality of generalization. not applied to *all* nepali man. so no offense to anyone Potter ji.
Take is easy, like bhunte dai rapped just few paras before.Take it eeeaaazzzzzy folks.
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| LadyBug |
Posted
on 03-Mar-04 10:09 AM
Czar jyu,
Yes in all honesty - I am taken. So no google search necessary. Sorry about the reminiscence of past work. just had a curiousity about connections...no harm in checking, right? after all we all are here to "make friends" in dear PN's words.
I will pass on the compliments to the "gentleman" rest be assured.' Thank you.
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| LadyBug |
Posted
on 03-Mar-04 10:11 AM
oops. big OOPS ......... sorry PN - I used your "nick" without your permission again!
Darn.........SUCKS. How I enjoy using it now and again for illustrative purposes.
Rest assured, you are one of a kind and good luck with your life. No hurt feelings.
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| ProudNepali |
Posted
on 03-Mar-04 12:33 PM
"Maybe you meant to type "Hard Feelings"" .
Correct me if I am wrong.
Haha Miss appreicate yours calming down. As long as you do not offend me it's okey if you used my nick. I wish every good for yoy from now on.
See the weather is wonderful. Let's enjoy it.
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| ProudNepali |
Posted
on 03-Mar-04 12:35 PM
Czar Bro I do appreciate your suggestions.
Bro though I am unalcholic myself tyo tharra ko kuro ley aruni dherai kura haruko samjhana dilauchha. Please tyesto "NEpal sahraaai Miss hune kura haruko yaad Na dilau na."
Jai Nepal
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| czar |
Posted
on 03-Mar-04 01:09 PM
Ladybug, my prior comments were directed with the aim of complimenting you, no disrepect meant. Also, no apologies needed about your query. I've had association with NGO's of EU origins, though I'm was never fully aware of the exten of their mandate. As such, it is possible we might have crossed paths in the past. Nevertheless, I am pleased to make your aquaintance.
I've had the fortune of having met some of an incomparable gathering of talented and wonderful people. Rest assured, this is the place I've made friends I value.
Proudnepali: brother, I hear you about references to matter that make us long for things back home. Hatteri, kahan burger kahan taato momo.
Its a deligthful turn of events to have everyone civil to each other. Thank you, both, for redeeming our faith in you.
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| bhunte |
Posted
on 03-Mar-04 02:40 PM
Nepal ki chhori, where in the heaven were you? ajkal ta chhori ko geet pani sunna napayeko dherai bhayo. where is chipledhunga, putali, dautari of antakachheri? hernu na bhanya, aba kukkur ko puchhar matra hoina tyo bhusya kukkur ko puchhar jasto manchhe ko ghamanda pani bans ko dhungro ma kochne bela bhayeko chha...ke bha ko kunni. Sade sat ko dasa lagya ho ki Sani ko fela napareko manchhe jasto...
btw, where is prince these days?
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| putali7 |
Posted
on 03-Mar-04 03:54 PM
Bhunteyyyyy jiiiiiiii ma ta yahi chhu ni. herana ajkel iniharuley antakchari nai
banda garidiye geet nai gaunu payeko hoina ke garnu. Tesailey chipledhunga,
dautari ani rest haru pani gayeb bhayeko hola. But they have a new antakshari now.. and I am singing it too. heheheeh.Aaba timi pani gau hai. Anyways,ma chai yahi chhu hai. Bhuntey pani harayeko hoina? dherai din pachi.hmmmmmmmmmm anyways, good to see u ni.
have fun:-)))
putali:-)
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| bhunte |
Posted
on 03-Mar-04 04:11 PM
Putali maiya, timilai samjhya matra thiye tuplukka aiipugyo timi..ma ta kasto harsha le gad gad..ani timi kushal mangal nai chhau holi kyare...aba hamro antachhyakari lai biuntaunu paryo hami sabai le kammarai kasera bhaye pani...he he
see you there
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| putali7 |
Posted
on 03-Mar-04 04:28 PM
Bhunte ji "Nepal geetko antakchari" ma aau na. Let's sing na.!!!
glad to hear
byeeeeeee
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| nepalki_chori |
Posted
on 03-Mar-04 04:55 PM
Bhunte dai,
Wish I could be in heaven !!! ani cha ni tyo mero antakchheri partner "chipledhunga" bepatta bhaidinale geet seet gauna ni banda mero ta :(
ani prince ??????????? bujhina.:p
I was about to organize a charity fight show, the better use of "ladai" as well. But its all gone. Sabai le haat milai sakechan ta !!!! khel khattam :))
Really weather is cool now. ENJOY!!!!
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| bhunte |
Posted
on 03-Mar-04 05:16 PM
Nepalki Chori, tehi Prince Akihito bhaneko ke...aba bujhyo? Hernu na Gautam Budda ko desh ma shanti ko abhav...aba ta nepali bhayera ghamanda garne thau nai chhaina jasto lagyo...jata heryo ootai kata mar...hope peace will prevail soon in Nepal too like here....
ani aunu na ta tyo naya antekchhaari dhago ma...koili ra jureli ko swor sunna napako pani dherai bhaya chha...ma pani hans ko swor ma han ma han milaunla ni ta...he he
dautari seems to be back as well...
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