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Post |
| Dilasha |
Posted
on 27-Feb-04 11:22 AM
It's been a quite a while since I last visited Sajhapur. I hope all the sajhapur basindas are faring well.
Here's to all the lads waiting to woo the perfect lass. Hope these pick up lines (forwarded by a friend) will help you fulfill your wish.
Enjoy!!
9/2/2004
Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?
2/2/2004
If I die I want to be reincarnated as one of your tears to be born in your eye live on your cheek and die on your lips.
26/1/2004
Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I seem to have lost mine.
19/1/2004
That dress looks great on you...as a matter of fact, so would I.
12/1/2004
I can't think of a single line, but I just wanted to talk to you
5/1/2004
Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
28/12/2003
Have you made your New Year's resolutions yet? Mine is to date a pretty girl like you
21/12/2003
Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?
14/12/2003
I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.
7/12/2003
You're hot. You must be the reason for global warming.
30/11/2003
Do you have any overdue library books? 'Cause you've got "fine" written all over.
23/11/2003
Hi, I'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life. Can I interview you?
16/11/2003
If you were a new burger at McDonald's, I'm sure you'd be called McGorgeous.
9/11/2003
Excuse me, I don't want you to think I'm ridiculous or anything, but you are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. I just felt like I had to tell you
2/11/2003
You're like a great song. I just can't get you out of my head.
25/10/2003
There's this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn't go by myself.....
18/10/2003
I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away
11/10/2003
Did someone just turn on a fan, or was that you blowing me away?
4/10/2003
I think you've got something in your eye. Oh never mind, it's just a sparkle.
27/9/2003
I'm here now. What were your other two wishes?
20/9/2003
I am a nobody, and nobody's perfect.
13/9/2003
Excuse me, Which pickup line works best for u?? I just wanna play it safe.
6/9/2003
Kiss me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Guadalupe??
31/8/2003
Damn, and I thought "very fine" only came in a bottle.
24/8/2003
I am like a chocolate pudding, I might look like crap but I am the sweetest thing you will ever have.
17/8/2003
Hey, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.
10/8/2003
Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.
3/8/2003
You make me so nervous and flustered, I've completely forgotten my standard pick-up line.
26/7/2003
If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I'd be walking in my garden forever.
19/7/2003
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
12/7/2003
Excuse me, do you have a band-aid? I scraped my knee when I fell for you.
30/06/2003
Do you believe in Love-At-First-Sight or should I walk by again?
23/06/2003
If you stood in front of a mirror and help up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.
16/6/2003
While doing Salsa, you will have to end up asking someone to dance with you, because at some point you will get bored. So Guys, be confident and don't fear rejection, we will tell you how to overcome it.
Walk up to a girl in the bar and say, "Would you like to dance?" If the girl agrees, that's good on you, but if the girl says something like, "I don't like this song, but even if I did, I wouldn't dance with you." You say, "I'm sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said, you look fat in those pants."
9/6/2003
If you were a football, I'd love to score a goal.
2/6/22003
You: Can I borrow a 2 Rs. coin?
She: why? ( if she says sure or something else get her to ask you why)
You: so I can call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams. ( have something quick to say afterwards)
25/5/2003
Attention female readers! Are you sick and tired of those stupid old pick-up lines that men continue to use? This month we dedicate this section to some great comebacks.
Man: "Is this seat empty?"
Woman: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."
18/5/2003
Attention female readers! Are you sick and tired of those stupid old pick-up lines that men continue to use? This month we dedicate this section to some great comebacks.
Man: "I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: "Yes, but would you stay there?!
11/5/2003
Attention female readers! Are you sick and tired of those stupid old pick-up lines that men continue to use? This month we dedicate this section to some great comebacks.
Man: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."
4/5/2003
What's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?
27/4/2003
If I could rearrange the alphabetical order, I'd put U and I together!
20/4/2003
My love for you is like Diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
11/4/2003
There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
4/4/2003
Your father must have been a thief... coz he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
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| KALANKISTHAN |
Posted
on 27-Feb-04 11:39 AM
Dilasha! ahem!! Excuse Me!! Do you have your phone number, I seem to have lost mine.
(does it work? kuch kuch hota hain?) :D
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| Poonte |
Posted
on 27-Feb-04 11:56 AM
LMAO, Kalankuuuuuuuuuuuuu! ehehe
"Pssst...pssssssssssst...O, boini...lop gaasne ho?" used to work very well in the days I used to bum around in Ratna Park! ;)
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| ou812 |
Posted
on 27-Feb-04 01:44 PM
Poo how about the who shabang!!
Boini lop gasne ho? Poleko aloo khuwauchu, Ratna Park ko piro pau khuwauchu, noon khorsani le sandheko vogate khuwauchu, siyo dhago le silauchu ........
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| ou812 |
Posted
on 27-Feb-04 01:46 PM
* whole *
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| oys_chill |
Posted
on 27-Feb-04 01:55 PM
Does that line remind us of someone ou812 bro? haha..those memories of the glorified dungeon :)
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| Shefali |
Posted
on 27-Feb-04 02:38 PM
I lost my virginity can i have ur's?
R u sure that u are not microwave oven?Coz u sure do know how to melt my heart!!
i am not feeling myself today can i feel u?
U spend to much time in my dreams i shuld charge rent
Darlin if u were Cocaine I"d OVERDOSE
milk does the body good but damnnnn how much did u drink?
are ur parents retarded Cos dang u r Special
Are u a light switch?Coz i want to turn u on.
that's it
Shef
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| u_day |
Posted
on 27-Feb-04 03:09 PM
Whats up with the dates?
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| Sophi07 |
Posted
on 27-Feb-04 06:19 PM
Hahahaha shefali that was cool. Okay here's some more......
You're good at mathematics, right? Would you say 69 was a perfect square?
Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under.
Your Daddy must have been a Baker, cos you got the nicest set of buns I've ever seen.
Nice legs ... what time do they open?
Are you a parking ticket? 'cause you got fine-fine-fine written all over ya.
Hi, my name's John. Remember it, you'll be screaming it later tonight!
Girl, you must be tired 'cause you've been running through my mind all day!
Come on baby, sex is like pizza: Even if it's bad, it's still pretty good.
Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be.
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| u_day |
Posted
on 27-Feb-04 09:25 PM
You girls and your pick-up lines.... has anybody said those lines to you lately? I guess not.
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| Dream_catcher |
Posted
on 27-Feb-04 09:27 PM
These I found interesting in a book titled` 1000 insults`
#1The hem line and neck line of girls dress seem to be shrinking every time. We guys are waiting around to see when the ends shall meet.
#2 Your dress is like barbed wire: protecting the property without obstructing the view.
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| Shefali |
Posted
on 27-Feb-04 10:09 PM
sophi nobody has ever used any pick up lines for me:(
Sophi timro pick up lines very naughty:p
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| geordie |
Posted
on 28-Feb-04 01:20 AM
Shefali:
I lost my virginity can i have ur's? , haha ;)
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| OU812 |
Posted
on 28-Feb-04 04:34 AM
How about mmmmmmm, "ASL Please?"
Usually the ladies dissapear in the loo, never to be seen again.
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| Poonte |
Posted
on 28-Feb-04 08:49 AM
LOL, OU812..how impeccable!!!
Nice to see you back again!
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| Shefali |
Posted
on 28-Feb-04 08:44 PM
dyamnn i hate that line ASL plzz ughh sunda jhyamma hirkauna manlagne line ke.I wonder who invented this line.
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| Rastafariya |
Posted
on 28-Feb-04 09:23 PM
Pick up line for Shefali:
Yo them! I is likes you very much much.
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| confused |
Posted
on 28-Feb-04 09:41 PM
Is ur DAD TERRoRIST COZ UR BABY IS dA BOMB>>DudE..
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| Sherlock Holmes |
Posted
on 29-Feb-04 03:04 AM
SpyMan Spied from some website.
BEAVIS & BUTTHEAD PICK-UP LINES
1. 1. Uh, hey baby.
2. Uh, do you like come here often, huh huh. I said "come."
3. You need a man in your life, baby. And like, I need a woman. Let's like get into each other's life or whatever.
4. Uh, like let's drop all the uh B.S. and like, you know, do it.
5. Uh, get out of my car and into my dreams, baby.
6. What's your sign? Is it "Yield"? Huh huh huh huh.
7. Would you like carry my books for me?
8. If I said you were sexy, would you hold your body against me?
9. I can make you feel like I've never had sex before.
10. My lips are registered weapons.
11. I'm not trying to pick you up. You're like too heavy. Huh huh huh huh. Get it?
12. If I was the last man on Earth I bet we could do it in public.
13. If you need a love doctor, I have like a medicated degree.
14. If you ever had sex with a machine, that's what it's like with me. 'Cause I'm like a sex machine.
15. If you're really hot, I bet I can cool you down.
16. Hey, are you one of those chicks who goes out with guys right off the bat? 'Cause that's what I'm looking for.
17. Should I call you for breakfast or will you like cook it for me?
18. You may not be really hot, but I bet you like to do it.
Spyman
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| Shefali |
Posted
on 29-Feb-04 09:56 AM
i am not a big fan of pick up lines.I rather like guy asking me out by simply saying wuld u like to go grab something to eat?
Shef
btw thanx Rastafariya
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| Dilasha |
Posted
on 29-Feb-04 10:22 AM
hmmm....interesting ones!
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| dada |
Posted
on 29-Feb-04 10:36 PM
Shefali
Would you like to go grab something to eat? I love to eat!
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| geordie |
Posted
on 01-Mar-04 08:47 AM
Shefali : If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
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| geordie |
Posted
on 01-Mar-04 08:49 AM
Shefali : Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing my above message and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
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| geordie |
Posted
on 01-Mar-04 08:53 AM
Shefali babe, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!
Howzdat!!!!
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| Rekha |
Posted
on 01-Mar-04 09:12 AM
Damn Shefu what do you think of all the responses from the guys ??? Seems like they're after you now..... Seems like you're going to be very busy, he he he
Remember "Mero Room ma party hudai chha, timi aau na majja huncha, it starts at 12:30 on room _ _ _ _ ". That wasn't a pick up line, that way direct approach from P to you on ANA 2003 (Denver). He he he you know what I mean reight gurl.
Seems like your pick up line worked. Good luck and have fun.
ReKhA/ReZ
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| Arnico |
Posted
on 01-Mar-04 11:27 AM
'Hi, Weren't you in my chemistry lab?"
... that was while standing in line for the security check at Singapore airport, at end of summer after my sophomore year in college, while waiting to board a flight back to the US. She turned around, and yes, we'd been in the same lab group. She was not just a pre-med in college, but also an actress who'd been in few films and TV serials (flying off to the set on weekends from college), and had just spent the summer pursuing her acting career in Southeast Asia ... in class I'd been too shy to ever speak a word with her... but now was different. And she remembered me.
Anyway, there were a few empty rows of seats at the back of the plane, away from other passengers, and we spent much of the flight there, chatting. During the refueling stop in Amsterdam we discovered several other people from our college, returning from places like Beijing, Singapore, and KL, and our isolated row of seats turned more into a party than a "date." As the semester started I did meet her a few more times for dinner, and although I was attracted by her stunning looks it was quite clear that our worlds were too different to bridge -- I hated her attitude about lots of things. Years later I did get a kiss on the cheek from her, a congratulatory one, when I told her I was going to marry a college classmate of hers. I've not been in touch with her for years, though google does give an update of her acting career.
Anyway... that's the end of my pick-up line story. Time to get back to work.
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| llcoola |
Posted
on 01-Mar-04 01:02 PM
How about me cooking a nice dinner for you and you fixing me the breakfast?
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| Shefali |
Posted
on 01-Mar-04 05:55 PM
geaordie i am noticing u notice me too ...hmmm nice pick up lines though.Ughh Rekha sweetie why u u reminded me of that pick up line haree i was so over it launaa ferii sad bhaye ma:s
here r some few
I lost my teddy bear can i sleep wid u?
Are those astraunaut pants?Cause that ass is out of this world
Nice pan!!!Can i test the zipper!!!
oye rekha check ur email gurl!!!Geordiee and no my answer won't be same as that question!!And dada haree dada haru sita ke love garai bho ra?
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| Nepe |
Posted
on 01-Mar-04 08:04 PM
Since Dilasha's first posting, I was checking this thread whenever I could to see if somebody is posting a real life pick up line.
Thank you, Arnico, for sharing your pick up line story.
Anya Sajhabasi haru, sunum na ta hazoor haru ko pani real life pick up line stories. Where are all the Daters & Flirters of Sajha ? Come on, come out of the closet.
If others join, I will share my story too. It's very painful, unfortunately. I can not bring it out yet. Perhaps after some Sajhaites share their, I will be able to.
Later.
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| bhanja |
Posted
on 01-Mar-04 08:08 PM
Wow, I can't wait to try these lines.But off course whether they will work or not entirely on an individual; might work for some.Anyway thanx to u guys.
Regards
Rai Bhanja
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| u_day |
Posted
on 04-Mar-04 05:24 AM
ASL? sorry girl, I don't have DSL, I use calbe now:p
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| Shefali |
Posted
on 04-Mar-04 06:37 PM
uday timle yo line ma ke bhanna khojeko khulastta barnan garnu hola.!!!
Shef
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| Rastafariya |
Posted
on 04-Mar-04 08:56 PM
Birader Rai Bhanja! Them your picchur looks exactly like mine. When I took my picture before I started going to the Gym 3 years ago I is used to look like that. Now I is glad that I started workin out.
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| geordie |
Posted
on 05-Mar-04 01:32 AM
Shef:""You need a man in your life, baby. And like, I need a woman. Let's like get into each other's life or whatever"".
Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
Excuse me, I don't want you to think I'm ridiculous or anything, but you are the most beautiful girl I have ever seen. I just felt like I had to tell you."
Girl, you look so good, I could put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit!
I feel like Richard Gere, I'm standing next to you, the Pretty Woman.
I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.
Let's take a shower together -- you smell.
Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?
Nice to meet you, I'm Geordie and you are...gorgeous!
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| Shefali |
Posted
on 05-Mar-04 12:10 PM
hahahaah geordie u made me feel like julia robert in Pretty woman.and thanx hai i really needed this coz my day was gong very bad....
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| geordie |
Posted
on 05-Mar-04 09:38 PM
Shefali your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.
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| patali |
Posted
on 05-Mar-04 10:23 PM
.....wow this is an interesting thread...ahem ahem......let me recall the pickup lines I went through.......This is one of the line I remember the most, I just found it was so adorable even if I knew he was just flirting with me at that point....I guess this very line helped us break the ice to be a committed couple..
aight...here I go...would you let me hold your hands and listen to your heartbeat?{ one of the many flirting lines of his.}
My answer was: I sure will let you hold my hand if you promise to hold it tight ....and I guess we are still holding our hands very tight till this date......
I am gonna have to find similar line for my rustyjiu...would u let me hold your rusty hands rustyjiu...{ EWWW....I GUESS I WILL NOT ; too yucky...}...:p
patali
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| bhanja |
Posted
on 05-Mar-04 11:56 PM
It is sometime quite irritating when people knowingly adopt irritating style of expression just to be unique.Be simple !!!
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| Rastafariya |
Posted
on 06-Mar-04 09:16 PM
Yes Birader Bhanja! Them irritasion peopal I is not like. I is very simpal peopal. You is have them nice pick up line.
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| hum-ba-ba |
Posted
on 07-Mar-04 10:59 AM
how would you like your eggs - fertilised??
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| dogz |
Posted
on 07-Mar-04 12:31 PM
Hey Shef, is your dad a farmer? Coz he did a damn good job planting those melons!!
Do you wanna have some pizza n sex ? What!! you don't like pizza !!
Did you ever work for UPS ? Coz I just saw you checkin out my package!!
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| SimpleGal |
Posted
on 07-Mar-04 03:09 PM
LMAO......keep them coming folks! ;)
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| u_day |
Posted
on 07-Mar-04 08:01 PM
hummmm... How did Julia feel in pretty woman? As far as I know she played a character of hooker in the movie. How does a hooker feel when she is hired by a rich businessman? Shefali, can you explain more about that feeling you got or is that just your pick-up line? BTW I have noticed you using that line before.
Welcome back to sajha, simple ji!
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| bhanja |
Posted
on 07-Mar-04 09:11 PM
Pick up lines are just a ice breaker.So learnin/memrosng wtty pick up line is useless.Look and confidence of a person is more important.So guys and gals learn to present yourself well and put more emphasise on your grooming !!!!
Regards,
Rai BHanja
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| geordie |
Posted
on 09-Mar-04 02:45 AM
Would you like Gin and platonic or do you prefer Scotch and sofa?
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| geordie |
Posted
on 09-Mar-04 02:47 AM
your name is simplegal rite? can i call u simp? really,what time?
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| Shefali |
Posted
on 10-Mar-04 11:11 PM
uday what i meant to say is that he made me feel like julia robert in a pretty women except for the whole hooker part.hmm how did julia robert feel?Well she felt pretty special.Even though she was not his standard he made her feel that she was not a call girl she felt loved and wanted.Hmm dyamnn i shuld be movie critics!!!
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| u_day |
Posted
on 11-Mar-04 12:02 AM
Shefali! Is that your pickup line?
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| Ashley |
Posted
on 11-Mar-04 08:51 PM
If you don't wanna have kids with me, then why don't we just practice?
Ashley
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| Shefali |
Posted
on 12-Mar-04 04:42 PM
uday plzzzz i don't use pick up lines!!!
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| Arnico |
Posted
on 12-Mar-04 09:17 PM
No Ashley, I don't want to practice either.
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| Ashley |
Posted
on 13-Mar-04 03:19 PM
Me neither arnico . Thanks
Alright here is another one.
You're so sweet, I am getting a cavity just looking at you.
Ashley
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| indisguise |
Posted
on 13-Mar-04 09:06 PM
Ashley,
You're so sweet, I am getting a cavity just looking at you.
In Jest, Indisguise:p
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| bhanja |
Posted
on 14-Mar-04 07:27 AM
Ordinarily people live and learn. You just live
Not directed at anybody !!!
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| bhanja |
Posted
on 14-Mar-04 07:28 AM
Ordinarily people live and learn. You just live
Not directed at anybody.
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| Thinlazy |
Posted
on 14-Mar-04 10:23 AM
Bhanja , what is going on with you dude? why you posting this sick picture everywhere you can reach. Wake up dude.
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| paramendra |
Posted
on 14-Mar-04 11:25 AM
Interesting thread. Well, a second date line a classmate of mine used once:
"Maine tujhe pyar kiya ek abla samajh ke
Tere baap ne mujhe mara ek tabla samajh ke!"
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| Rastafariya |
Posted
on 14-Mar-04 11:57 AM
Yo birader Peopal!
Them Ladies these days is all smart smart and with independent thinkings. In them ladies very smart these days in many ways than them biraders. Especially with them our biraders who them still thinks like their fada and grandfada and considers them ladies unsmart.
Them ladies these days looks at how smart them pick up lines is and judge them brain of da biraders.
So it looks like that him birader Bhanja thinks with his Liver! That why him showing them picchur .
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| Rekha |
Posted
on 14-Mar-04 10:25 PM
People People People SHEFU (Shefali) doesn't need to use pick up lines, her beauti does all the work for her. "Yeah Kali Kali Aakhe, Yeah Gorey Gorey Gaal, Yeah Tikhi Tikhi Najre, Yeah Hirney Jasey Chaal, Dekha Jo Tujhe Jaanam Huwa Hain Bura Haal".
He he he you guys know what I'm talking about.
ARNICO BRO nice to see you online after such a long gap.
ReKhA aka. ReZ
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| u_day |
Posted
on 15-Mar-04 06:37 AM
Rekha!
Are you the same girl who wrote the story about your romantic encounter with roman titled:"Rekha ko one love" long time ago?
BTW that was not my pickup line:-)
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| geordie |
Posted
on 15-Mar-04 06:38 AM
Pervert:
Take an ice cube to the bar, smash it, and say, "Now that I've broken the ice, will you sleep with me?"
What do you say we go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.
Direct Approach: "Oh my God! I think I love you! Now lay down! ".
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| Biruwa |
Posted
on 15-Mar-04 09:55 AM
Pickup line for Nepalis:
Want to date the only existing self-respecting Nepali on Earth?
Then here I am-> the rare species :)
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| babaal |
Posted
on 19-Mar-04 01:59 AM
Am I getting smart with you? How would you know?
;)
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| khai |
Posted
on 18-Apr-04 12:16 AM
I've just moved you to the top of my 'to do' list.
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| shagadelic |
Posted
on 18-Apr-04 12:30 AM
The word of the day is "legs." Let's say we head back to your place and spread the word.
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| shagadelic |
Posted
on 18-Apr-04 12:34 AM
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you between F and CK.
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| Rekha |
Posted
on 18-Apr-04 09:30 AM
U_day bro, oh no I'm not that girl. To tell you the turth I have never had anyone use pickup line on me, he he he
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| Rekha |
Posted
on 18-Apr-04 09:34 AM
ANA 2003 @ Denver, this one guy came up to me with his friends and he said "Oh my god are you Rekha from sajha" and I said yeah. He started saying " I can't believe it's you, I have been looking all day for you, you look mo re pretty in person then picture and blah blah blah" I guess that was more like comment then pick up line. Actually there were several guys. I guess they saw my picture in Sajha.
Peace Out.............
ReKhA aka. ReZ
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| wish_list |
Posted
on 18-Apr-04 11:34 AM
Sit on my lap and we'll get things straight between us !
Why don't you come over here, sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
As she's leaving....Hey aren't you forgetting something? She: What? Me!
Was you father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on earth!
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| khai |
Posted
on 19-Apr-04 01:51 AM
I'm bigger and better than the Titanic ... only 200 woman went down on the Titanic.
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