| bihan |
Posted
on 02-Mar-04 01:16 PM
Aja bholi jaslai man lagyo teslai falana samrat ra dhiska samrat sambodhan garne chalan chalti badeko chha. Koi ta afaile afulai "lok samrat" bhanne pani garchhan. Haamro Nepal ma yo samrat to lam-laskar chha. Chor samrat, loot samrat, jaali samrat, ke ke ho ke ke.
Esai shilshilama, aba dilemma yo chha ki "ghush samrat" kallai bhanne? Tapaiko bichar ma 2060 ma yo upadhi kaslai dina parla? Mero bicharma ta hamikanha ghush samrat haru yatika badera gayeko chhan ki aba ayera ghush number ek, ghush number dui bhanera number po launa parla ki?
Yo ghush bhanne cheese pani kasto ho jati khaye pani cholestoral badera mutu ko byatha nalage samma loabh ra laalach gari rahane??
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| An Indun Poet |
Posted
on 02-Mar-04 05:00 PM
This year, I think Ghush Samrat could be crowned to:
1. King Gyanendra should be crowned. Although legally in terms of him being above the constitution and all, his expenses from our national coffer has gone up from 9 crore to almost 70 crore. His plans to purchase 14.2 core worth of vehicles from the already tiny budget of ours should probably get him the crown. His visits of self-glory and crocodile tears to different parts of the nation sponsered by no other than our bellied 'dhukuti', although titled differently in our account books of Finance department should put him at the top.
If an only if, the king can't be crowned then:
2. Dr. Prakash Chandra Lohani, according to sources, I could highly rely on, even King Gyane acknowledged the fact that Dr. Lohani takes illicit sums through his better half. According to my sources, the acknowledgement was made while the King was discussing amongst other things, corrution and bribery, with MKN at the Nagarjun Palace.
All time list:
1. Rabindra Nath Sharma-- this bahun is one crooked ghussiya of all time, it is reported that his sons have opened 2 five Star hotels in India. What a winner, and people usually don't have his name on the top of the list. While he was "prisioned" for questioning, he was actually at "Norvic Hospital" going under treatment. They never put him in jail-- afterall he is lost brother of our beloved and vetoed Prime Minister of Nepal.
2. Govinda Raj Joshi-- This guy is mute. He can't get his gag of money out of his mouth.
3. Chiranjivi Wagle-- Sorry, could not runaway on time. Never thought he would be caught.
4. Khem Bdr. Khadka-- He's done plenty of smuggling, heard lots of interesting storied about this guy. One interesting one is that he took money from 2 opposing Gangs of smugglers. He took money from one to put the other in jail, and so he did, only to put the 1st one to jail after he received from the one put in jail, is it confusing or what? Whatever KBK supplying arms via Khasa to Maoists while he was a Home-Minister? Can it get more interesting?
5. Our beloved mayor Mr. Keshav Sthapit-- He is sooo good at fooling people. He handed the bus-park to Upendra Mahato and the gang, because he had to pay his dues. Then he was the one who helped the likes of Mr. Malhotra and others smuggle Gold from TIA to Nepalgunj, of course his Godfather Bamdev, then upa pradhanmantri was on his side.
What a pity, these and other neta's probably took Rs. 1 Arab of our money during the last 12 years. Although 1 Arab sounds a lot of money individually, for Nepal it is not much in monetary value that we have lost. What we've lost is much more. We are being denied Arabs of rupees from donating nations just because of mere 1 Arab of corruption. We have lost democracy, we have lost our pride, we have lost lots of things. I hope we have not lost hope.........
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