| DREAM GAL |
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on 04-Mar-04 05:58 PM
How can you confuse a Sardarji?
By asking him to find the corner of a circle!
how will he confuse you?
By finding one!
Why can't Sardar dial 911?
They can not find the eleven on the phone
Why does Sardar always smile during lightning storms?
They think their picture is being taken.
A Sardar was very fond of sensational and detective novels, but he always started reading from the middle.@A friend of his asked why he did so?" It's doubly interesting", said the Sardar. To start from the middle; keeps one curious not only about its conclusion but also about its beginning.
One day a Sardarji talking with his friend....... Sardarji: We have to learn Telugu within 6 months or we will not be able to communicate with my child. Friend: Is it! Why? Sardarji: We have adopted a telugu child and it will start to speak after 6 months.
Santa Singh went to his doctor after a long illness. The doctor, after a lengthy examination, sighed and looked Santa Singh in the eye and said, "I've some bad news for you... you have cancer and it can't be cured. I'd give you two weeks to a month." Santa Singh, shocked and saddened by the news, but of solid character, managed to compose himself and walk from the doctor's office into the waiting room. There he saw his son who had been waiting. Santa Singh said, "Puttar, we Surds celebrate when things are good and celebrate when things don't go so well. In this case, things aren't so well. I have cancer and I've been given a short time to live. Let's head for the pub and have a few pints." After three or four pints, two were feeling a little less somber. There were some laughs and more beers. They were eventually approached by some of Santa Singh's old friends who asked what the two were celebrating. Santa Singh told them that the Surds celebrate the good and the bad. He went on to tell them that they were drinking to his impending end. He told his friends "I've only got few weeks to live as I have been diagnosed with AIDS." The friends gave Santa Singh their condolences and they had a couple more beers. After his friends left, Santa Singh's son leaned over and whispered his confusion, "Dad, I thought you said that you were dying from cancer? You just told your friends that you were dying from AIDS!" Santa Singh said, " I am dying from cancer, puttar. I just don't want any of them around your mother after I'm gone."
One day a man walked into a brain shop and asked how much is this brain?the shop keeper said 200$ sir he went on the other row asking how much is?this is 5000$ sir he went on the other row asking how much is this?he said this is the most expensive brain in the whole shop.He asked why? He said because it is a brain of a punjabi that never has been used.
Everybody knows the famous under creek/sea tunnel joining England and France. Before it's construction, the tenders were@invited from various construction companies by giving newspaper ads throughout the world. Banta Singh came across one such ad and he decided to fill the tender. On the day of opening the tenders everybody was surprised to find Banta Singh's tender at it's very lowest. Other tenders were quoting billions of pounds, Banta Sing had offered to do the job for just 10000 pounds. Now , as per the rule Banta was to get the contract. Before giving works order to Banta Singh, the officer asked BantaSingh as to how he could afford to work at such a low budget. Banta Singh said,"look, back home, there is my brother, Santa Singh.I will call him here. We will take two shovels. I will start diging from English bank and Santa Singh will start digging from French bank. The moment we meet, you get a tunnel." The dumbstruck officer asked with courage," and if you don't meet?" Banta Singh replied," then you will get two tunnels at the cost of one."
Sardar Garbhajan Singh went for hunting in a thick forest. He did not even find an animal. He is in his jeep. All of sudden one Lion jumped from a bush. Sardar frightened forgot to shoot, start the jeep and accelerate it fast to save himself. But the Lion is just behind him full speed. Ahead a junction the road divides and goes to two sides, Garbajen looked through the mirror the lion is just behind. He has an idea and saved his life. Do you know what he did?? He flashed the left indicator of the jeep on approaching the junction and turn to right.
Santa : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and the other one is blue with red spots! Banta : Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair of the same at home.
Banta Singh finished his English exam and came out. His friends asked him how did he do his exam, for that he replied ; Exam was okay, but for the past tense of THINK, I thought, and thought, and thought ... and at last I wrote THUNK !!!
One sardar needed two plain papers but he had only one.Do you know what he did: photocopied the one which he had.
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