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on 09-Mar-04 07:19 PM
Held on the second Wednesday of March each year, and now in its 19th year, No Smoking Day helps people across the UK who want to stop smoking. The campaign encourages and assists smokers to give up, and publicises the many sources of help available to people. Each year over a million smokers join in the day, while an estimated 40,000 actually quit.
more on : -http://www.bbc.co.uk/health/awareness/nosmoking.shtml
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Received a funny piece into my inbox today:
Question: You are in a boat in the middle of a
river. you have 2 cigarettes and have to light any
one cigarette. you don't have anything else with
you in the boat? How will you do it?
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Answer: Take one cigarette and throw it in the
water. so the boat will become LIGHTER........using
this LIGHTER you can light the other cigarette
More Answers...
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Another solution: You throw a cigarette up and
catch it. Catches win Matches. Using the matches
that you win, you can light the cigarette
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Take water in your hand and drop it drop by
drop...(TIP - TIP)
"TIP TIP barsa Pani.
Pani ne aag lagayee."
us aag se hamne cigarette jalayee.
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If the first solution is not working...you jump
into the water...The boat now definitely becomes
LIGHTER...and then you know what to do...
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Otherwise take the boat at the end of the tunnel, u
can catch the light there.....
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another solution..
u have 2 cig.. just look at one and tell other one " the
former looks better"...
us cig ko jalan hogi aur wo jal jaayegi...
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EK CIG PER DAAG LAGA DO
AS PER SANJAY DUTT'S MOVIE........DAAG THE FIRE
DAAG = FIRE
REST U KNOW WUT TO DO
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Film se yaad aya
Wait for cig to get jawaaan
As u know jawaaani,deewaani
Todeee aaag hai thoda sa paani
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