| EdHunter |
Posted
on 11-Mar-04 02:29 AM
Two men met recently and struck up a
conversation. One was telling the other
about some problems he was having with one of
his kids.
After a while the other guy said, "You think you
have family problems? Get a
load of my situation. A few years ago I met a
young widow with a grown-up
daughter and we got married. Later, my father
married my stepdaughter. That made
my stepdaughter my stepmother and my father
became my stepson.
"Also, my wife became mother-in-law of her
father-in-law. Then the daughter of
my wife, my stepmother, had a son. This boy was
my half-brother because he was
my father's son, but he was also the son of my
wife's daughter, which made him
my wife's grandson. That made me grandfather of
my half-brother.
"This was nothing until my wife and I had a son.
Now the sister of my son, my
mother-in-law, is also the grandmother. This
makes my father the brother-in-law
of my child, whose stepsister is my father's
wife.
"I am my stepmother's brother-in-law, my wife is
her own child's aunt, my son is
my father's nephew and I am my own grandfather.
Sheesh! You think you have
family problems."
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