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| Vishnu_ | Posted
on 11-Mar-04 04:30 AM
A smile you give can return to you in thousand folds. People forget to smile as they grow richer/older - in fact, they've lost the elasticity to smile. Please, don't let it happen to you...preserve your playfulness, that's God's original blessings to us. A MAN IS LYING IN BED IN THE HOSPITAL WITH AN OXYGEN MASK OVER HIS MOUTH. A BEAUTIFUL YOUNG NURSE APPEARS TO SPONGE HIS HANDS AND FEET. "NURSE", HE MUMBLES FROM BEHIND THE MASK, ARE MY TESTICLES BLACK?" EMBARRASSED, THE YOUNG NURSE REPLIES,"I DON'T KNOW, I'M ONLY HERE TO WASH YOUR HAND AND FEET" HE STRUGGLES AGAIN TO ASK, NURSE, ARE MY TESTICLES BLACK ?" FINALLY, SHE PULLS BACK THE COVERS, RAISES HIS GOWN, HOLDS HIS PENIS IN ONE HAND AND HIS TESTICLES IN HER OTHER HAND AND TAKES A CLOSE LOOK, AND SAY'S, " THERES NOTHING WRONG WITH THEM!" FINALLY, THE MAN PULLS OFF HIS OXYGEN MASK AND REPLIES," THAT WAS VERY NICE BUT, ARE..MY...TEST...RESULTS....BACK" |
| GurL_Interrupted | Posted
on 11-Mar-04 03:28 PM
:-) Eeeeesh, :-), How embarrasing situation for the poor thing! :-)! Another reason/s to smile :-): And also, you never know someone might be falling in love with ur smile! :=D! or who knows getting annoyed :=D! Besides it is also very infectious :-), so much that even strangers don't hesitate at all to reply back to u :-)! Smiley, smiley eberrreeeone!, Miss smiley :=D! |
| Vishnu_ | Posted
on 12-Mar-04 05:34 AM
POOR IN SPELLINGS... 
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| Vishnu_ | Posted
on 14-Mar-04 05:52 AM
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. I bought my wife a new car. She called and said, "There was Water in the carburetor." I asked her, "Where's the car?" She replied, "In the lake." The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret. When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months - I don't like to interrupt her. Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other fellow has, You wish you had ordered that. Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished. Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until got married; then it was too late. A man placed an ad in the classifieds: "Wife wanted." The next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same: "You can have mine." A woman was telling her friend, "I made my husband a millionaire." "And what was he before you married him?" asked the friend. "A billionaire.", she replied. A man, upon his engagement, went to his father and said," Dad! I've found a woman just like mother. His father replied, So what do you want? "Sympathy?" Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe. Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience. If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always. It's not true that married men live longer than single men. It only seems longer. A man was complaining to a friend: "I had it all -money, a beautiful house, a big car, the love of a beautiful woman - and then, BAM!, it was all gone!" "What happened?" asked his friend. "My wife found out..." Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all. The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once. Words to live by: Do not argue with a spouse who is packing your parachute. First guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!" Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive. A nepali brother's great dream : http://www.endchildhunger.com/990876 |
| SimpleGal | Posted
on 14-Mar-04 08:15 AM
Poor in Spellings is hilarious!!!! ;) |