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Does masterbating make your penus bent?

   i do it sometimes. My penus is starting 22-Mar-04 cool_keta
     Cool keta ji: Don't ever Master bait; 22-Mar-04 SITARA
       hmmm so usa made pen is pen , Nepali mad 22-Mar-04 dyamn
         Looks like this thread is going to be fu 22-Mar-04 Prem Charo
           The greatest humor of all times by Sitar 22-Mar-04 babaal
             Hoina mero Pen k bha ho ?? lekhna pa cha 22-Mar-04 TilKumari_Ko_Poi
               when my pen starts vomiting, i just thro 23-Mar-04 cool_keta
                 Terima cool keta .... Pen ko thau ma che 23-Mar-04 TilKumari_Ko_Poi
                   acording to my anatomy professor, its qu 23-Mar-04 porcelina
                     or just stop playing around with it so m 23-Mar-04 porcelina
                       lols 23-Mar-04 porcelina
                         It is a good prepration for bigger momen 23-Mar-04 g0lden_wind0w
                           oye POI ji what abt considering to put a 23-Mar-04 sense
                             oops, didn't finish all at the same time 23-Mar-04 g0lden_wind0w
                               chhito seto masi na_ vomit garne euta up 23-Mar-04 arvindSundas
                                 ha ha name doesnt matter hai full=til pa 23-Mar-04 sense
                                   VICKS lagaune re....oohhoo polcha bho..a 23-Mar-04 sense
                                     Hello CK The slant of the pen is uniq 23-Mar-04 ou812
                                       Aayurved Daaktar Saap ArvindSundas ko aa 23-Mar-04 Poonte
Aba feri, bending-sending ko kura garne 23-Mar-04 Poonte
   Young hunda kheri ko flexibility ko aafn 23-Mar-04 Poonte
     OU812: On the slant: Is it directly p 23-Mar-04 SITARA
       Sitara Ji, If gravity were to influen 23-Mar-04 ou812
         Vicks lagaune kura nagarana keta ho aang 23-Mar-04 TilKumari_Ko_Poi
           ke garne sathi, sidha aaula le ghiu aaun 23-Mar-04 cool_keta
             Cool Keta: it appears you are using righ 23-Mar-04 dr. saab
               ****************** Disclaimer ********** 23-Mar-04 dangggg
                 <br> Dangg, how's the gay life treating 23-Mar-04 BMW
                   **********IF YOU ARE UNDER 18-- GET THE 23-Mar-04 dyamn
                     lmao, is it some kind of 'lets talk sex' 23-Mar-04 lord_of_the_rings
                       Poonte Hajur ley ta Mont Blanc chalaiba 24-Mar-04 Suna
                         what is bhaying here.. i ma acchamma man 24-Mar-04 yOuNgBlOoDz
                           oh come on. dont act like u guys havent 24-Mar-04 cool_keta
                             Very funny stuff here :) On a serious 24-Mar-04 SimpleGal
                               Simple girl, what about erectyle dysfunc 24-Mar-04 dyamn
                                 come to think of it, over masturbation f 24-Mar-04 babaal
                                   Dyamn: all i got to say is: TOO MUCH 24-Mar-04 SimpleGal
                                     Simpu, how you? Ke chaaa? Kata ho? :D 24-Mar-04 KALANKISTHAN
                                       Life begins here : # Life continues her 24-Mar-04 Poonte
what the heck...WRONG thread!!!!!!!!!!!! 24-Mar-04 Poonte
   simpu ji, you're right... This is sad 24-Mar-04 dyamn
     dyaam jyu suffering from insomnia ho? eh 24-Mar-04 Poonte
       Poonte I'm sorry for you...point blank 24-Mar-04 Suna
         lol dhyam dai le research gareko re.. wo 24-Mar-04 cool_keta
           hmm. simple gal, who told u that bent pe 24-Mar-04 cool_keta
             Ram tells his freind'' I masterbate earl 24-Mar-04 faltu_jocker
               Dyamn ji! Can you not use late night in 24-Mar-04 u_day
                 if its bent to the right, means ur doing 24-Mar-04 mack
                   Ahh... Dr. Drew. That was a good show. 26-Mar-04 u_day
                     Simple Girl is correct!!! Bent penis is 27-Mar-04 aakash
                       Since we're talking about masturbation, 27-Mar-04 nepali_angel
                         why mastrubation is only taken as guy th 27-Mar-04 dyamn
                           girl masterbating looks fun than guys. T 27-Mar-04 cool_keta
                             haha yah educate me on that factor too.. 27-Mar-04 confused
                               masturbation doesnt cause a penis to ben 28-Mar-04 kalebhut
                                 And what's more frustrating about these 28-Mar-04 SITARA
                                   Come on, SITARA! Be nice to these young, 28-Mar-04 Poonte
                                     GOVERNMENT WARNING People of age 18 o 28-Mar-04 ProudNepali
                                       OBJECTION, honorable judge ProudNepali!! 28-Mar-04 Poonte
Sitara ji, lots of women came to this 28-Mar-04 dyamn
   dyam ji: I haven't the foggiest idea 28-Mar-04 SITARA
     Sitara has the balls to write what she w 28-Mar-04 hyaterica
       Sitara ji, hyaaaaa.... you don't have to 29-Mar-04 dyamn
         may be shemale.not female.....who knows? 29-Mar-04 niksnpl
           in light of all this talk about masturba 29-Mar-04 porcelina
             thankss for the valuable info porcelina. 29-Mar-04 dyamn
               SITARA seems to be an expert of masturba 29-Mar-04 Prem Charo
                 Yes keep a lookout for girls with bent f 30-Mar-04 saroj
                   bent bhanna le k pen sachi tyo kath ko s 30-Mar-04 sense
                     Sojho aunla le ghiu aaundaina bhanthe... 30-Mar-04 Poonte
                       bent penis are better hittin' the legend 30-Mar-04 dyamn
                         Haina, ka-kasko penis...chaainjo...bent 02-Apr-04 Poonte
                           i don't think this thread would have bee 02-Apr-04 dyamn


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cool_keta Posted on 22-Mar-04 01:55 PM

i do it sometimes. My penus is starting to bend to the right.
SITARA Posted on 22-Mar-04 05:47 PM

Cool keta ji:

Don't ever Master bait; it can bring you bad luck. For example: Your master may not take it too kindly and leave you with a F, if not below C level. So, spend your precious time studying rather than master baiting.

As for the PenUS, depends on where you acquired it. If the pen is US made, most likely it will tilt to the western hemisphere, (especially if it is digital) if not it may tip toward the East. Since you state Left, I am wondering if the North is to your front and the South is to your back. You see, when posting such dilemmas, one has to be mindful of the cardinal points.

Now, if you are master baiting with a US made pen and your master happens to be non US, there is danger of causing irreparable harm to your member, your studies and consequently your career!!!

So, Desist!

:P
dyamn Posted on 22-Mar-04 05:57 PM

hmmm so usa made pen is pen , Nepali made pen is makai ko khoya, Ms Sitara ?jyu.master bating is good.. you should at least do it 3 times a day..once before breakfast, once after lunch and , once before going to sleep..so that you will have prostrate cancer when you're 45.. Also, i is hearing that if you use your pen too much then it won't write when it is supposed to write.. it wants to rest when you want it to write ray hai...
Good juicy details about usage of pen by sitara jyu. she must have used lots of pens to become such smart, .. okie ma pani janchu..

in destor or whatever
;)

Prem Charo Posted on 22-Mar-04 06:06 PM

Looks like this thread is going to be fun !!

babaal Posted on 22-Mar-04 08:42 PM

The greatest humor of all times by Sitara!!!!! That was simply superb!! :):)

No more baiting the master from me, can't afford to do irrapable damage to my career, well, in the long run. ;)

Again, truly enjoyed the heights of sarcasm! man, I don't get to laugh like this very often!





TilKumari_Ko_Poi Posted on 22-Mar-04 09:07 PM

Hoina mero Pen k bha ho ?? lekhna pa chaina Ink vomit garcha ba .yek chin bhaye pani majjaley lekhna paye ni hunthyo ni ...ani tesh pachi ink vomit bhaye pani kehi huney thiyena .Uta Til Kumari ley Note Kaapi Phohor bho bhanera complain garchin .Lekhne bhaye ramrari dhit marne gari lekha ...natra bhane seto mashi okelera arkako note kaapi phohor garna paindaina bahnera warning pani diyi saki .

Mero Pen lai seto mashi okalney rog lageko cha jasto cha .Yeshko rokthaam ko kunai upachaar cha ki hazoor haru sanga ?

Pheri Tilkumari ko pani affnai probs cha kya .Kuro k bhane .....Tilkumari ko note kaapi ko panna haru khumchiyeko cha ...ali ali ho ra ? Muja muja pari sakeko cha .Testo muja muja pareko panna ma mero pen ley sarsarti lekhne ta kurai bhayena ..ani naokelera k garosh ta .Aba kapada ma jhai Iron lagauna pani namilne ........kya phasaad!!!!!!!!!!


Sitara jyu ta kaapi ra kalam ko specialist ho ki jasto lagyo ni .jharko namaani hamro rokthaam ko upachaar bataidinu huncha ki ?

........................Muri Muri dhanyabaad diney thiyeun !!!!!!!!!!!
cool_keta Posted on 23-Mar-04 07:23 AM

when my pen starts vomiting, i just throw it away and get a new one. hehe
TilKumari_Ko_Poi Posted on 23-Mar-04 07:49 AM

Terima cool keta .... Pen ko thau ma cheap dot-pen jadaan garish ki kya ho ? hehe
porcelina Posted on 23-Mar-04 07:54 AM

acording to my anatomy professor, its quite normal.. maybe you should put your US pen in a cast or something..
porcelina Posted on 23-Mar-04 07:54 AM

or just stop playing around with it so much
porcelina Posted on 23-Mar-04 07:55 AM

lols
g0lden_wind0w Posted on 23-Mar-04 08:06 AM

It is a good prepration for bigger momentus. So you can write as long letter as you want for ever!
sense Posted on 23-Mar-04 08:12 AM

oye POI ji what abt considering to put a dhakkan of pen before writing...jhilke dai...copy pani ta fohor hudaina ni..ani ekaichin pachi feri arko dhakkan lagaune ni..mailai full kumari le sikayeko;) narisau hai ekchoti lai galti bho
g0lden_wind0w Posted on 23-Mar-04 08:13 AM

oops, didn't finish all at the same time. In the matter of "benting". This pen can write every corner it supposed to write that other normal straight pen can't even write. As Sitara mention the types, various types write in various ways. You choose what type you like!!!!!
arvindSundas Posted on 23-Mar-04 08:20 AM

chhito seto masi na_ vomit garne euta upaye haru:

1) lekhnu agi ek fakleto supadi khane
OR
2) lekhnu agi 3 can Budwise beer khane
OR
3) lekhnu agi Pen ma ali kati Vicks lagaune
OR
4) lekhnu agi Pen ko tuppo man tato pani ma 5 minutes samma dubaune...

Try this method, hopefully it works for you folks too...
sense Posted on 23-Mar-04 08:23 AM

ha ha name doesnt matter hai full=til pani huna sakcha aba vomit garepachi full ta hune nai bhayoni tara kumari chai kumari nai ho hai POI ji ..maile kehi garekochaina;D
sense Posted on 23-Mar-04 08:30 AM

VICKS lagaune re....oohhoo polcha bho..ani aba kun chai bhada ma tato pani rakhera dubaune copy ma nai tato pani rakhera dubauda hunna Arvind DAKTARSAP, aba SUpadi khayo bhane maile ta bholi toilet nagayehuncha...beer piyo bhane feri malai ta Bhitta ma lekhe ki kaapi ma lekhe thaha nai hudaina....LAUNA aru uupaye po cha ki DAKTASAP haru.
;p
ou812 Posted on 23-Mar-04 08:40 AM

Hello CK

The slant of the pen is unique to each individual and the purpose it aims to acheive. The type can be Ariel Narrow, Comic Sans Ms,
Impact, Courier New, Monotype Corsiva, Gothic, Webdings to name a few. You have the option to make it Bold, Italicize or Underline in accordance to immergency and urgency. By default (italicized) I would say right slant, on good days vertical and left if you got the blues.

Assuming you are in a Democratic country, the freedom of speech allows you to practice your penship on any shape or form provided you play by the rules of calligraphy.
Poonte Posted on 23-Mar-04 09:29 AM

Aayurved Daaktar Saap ArvindSundas ko aayurvedic upaaya haru prayog garnuhos...thyakkai 3 choti ma napunsak hunu hos! La, la, la...sasto chha, chhito hunchha...pakka hunchha! :p

Ye, gaanthe...kalam ko kura garya ki ke ko kura ho? aba, sojhai kura garni ho bhane, uhile haamra gurubaa le bhannu hunthyo...tyo masterbation bhanne kura chai...

TRI WEEKLY when you are young re
TRY WEEKLY when you are middle aged re
TRY WEAKLY when you are old re!

Yo siddhanta prayog garera, weak hundaina jyan...furtilo, chharito hunchha! TRI WEEKLY bhanda kram badhaiyo bhane chai, DIE WEAKLY hunchha!

Haina, SITARA jyu! PARKER ko kura garibaksya ho ki...CROSS ko ho ki...uhi sahi salaamat HERO pen ko kura ho? Prashta paaribaksiyosh na, hajur!

Tilkumari ko poi ko chai, FLAME paryo jasto chha...jhattai arko brand kinam, saathi...achel thuprai thari ko naya naya, ramro chha...FLAME ma ta chaando khiya laagchha hau! Maaaa kassam!
Poonte Posted on 23-Mar-04 09:35 AM

Aba feri, bending-sending ko kura garne ho bhane...cool_keta ko umer kati bho kunni? naam sunda ta young, energetic, overflowing with homones jasto suninchha...testo umer ma ta flexible pen huna parne ho -- jataa jataa seusi taruni haru chhan, tetai tetai bend hune kya!

Ali umer dhalkesi chaai, aek tira mattrai bend bhaako raamro...ki kaso? ;)
Poonte Posted on 23-Mar-04 09:38 AM

Young hunda kheri ko flexibility ko aafnai problem chha feri...

Wori pari, chaarai tira seusi taruni le gheryo bhane chaai...fan fani ghumaunchha...ringatai laagne gari...ani ta prayog ma aunu aghi nai bhuklukkai dhalinchha...
SITARA Posted on 23-Mar-04 09:38 AM

OU812:

On the slant: Is it directly proportional to the pull of the gravity or inversely proportional to the degrees of the latitude and longitude of pendulum (assuming a stationary position). I believe, in the Welsh book of the druids, someone noted the rise and fall can be affected by the tides caused by the waxing and waning of the moon (depending on the curvature of the convex-ity/concave-ity of the crescent lune).

Very confusing this all!!!!
ou812 Posted on 23-Mar-04 01:55 PM

Sitara Ji,

If gravity were to influence the proportion (directly/indirectly) on the slant, Newton would not have based his theory on his apple.However, gravity raises some grave issues
(i) people near to the gravitational pull are longitudinally blessed??
(ii) If so, then wonder about the affect of zero gravity. After all Neil Armstrong did like one giant leap for mankind.

I am a true believer of moon and it's pulling power. Druid's theory on waxing/waning, curvature of the lune seems fascinating. Definately need to explore that culture. Last druid I consulted, Getafix was strictly PG.

Yours truly,
Barking Mad
TilKumari_Ko_Poi Posted on 23-Mar-04 02:52 PM

Vicks lagaune kura nagarana keta ho aang nai jiringa bho !

Yesai hoina Ushai hoina , Tilu ley je sukai bhanosh aba agaadi patti lekhne thau nai chaina pachadi patti lekha parla jasto cha .khit khit khit khit khit !!!! :))
cool_keta Posted on 23-Mar-04 06:32 PM

ke garne sathi, sidha aaula le ghiu aaundaina.
dr. saab Posted on 23-Mar-04 07:13 PM

Cool Keta: it appears you are using right hand to masterbate. That is why it is tilting to the right. Try using left hand for a few days, it will come back to the original place. Of course, if you want it in normal position. find the "real" thing!
dangggg Posted on 23-Mar-04 07:24 PM

****************** Disclaimer ***************************

The following comment is Rated R. It contains sexually explicit comments. Reader discretion is advised.

*******************************************************************























Cool keta!

I'm sorry to hear about your penus that is bending to the right.
I am sorry to tell you that your penus is suffering from a virus that is contagious.
The virus is making your penus bend right.
Because of this virus, your penus will grow and get in your anus.
After your penus gets in your anus, it will stay in there until you get an anti-virus.


Allow me to tell you a story about a kid named cirus, who also had the same virus.
One day, cirus noticed a bend in his penus. So, he told his friends about his penus.
Cirus had many friends who were girls. So he shows them his penus and said,"Look at my bent penus."
The girls laughed at him and said," Cirus you don't need your penus to sexus."
This made cirus care less about the unusual grow of his penus.
Days went by and his penus grew to touch his anus.
Worried cirus showed his penus to Doctor, who did not know about the contagious virus.
Cirus cried when his penus got in his anus. He showed it to every Doctor he knew and asked for an anti-virus.
At last he was able to get his penus out of his anus. But it was too late.
Now he was used to having a penus in his anus.He got an itch in his anus for a penus.
Once a ladies man cirus had became gay.
He started going to gay clubs and swing bars searching for a straight penus to relieve from the itch ........

Rest I leave to your imagination.



So, cool_keta! if you don't wanna end up like cirus, you better stop master baiting.


Dangggg
BMW Posted on 23-Mar-04 07:35 PM


Dangg, how's the gay life treating you now?
dyamn Posted on 23-Mar-04 08:19 PM

**********IF YOU ARE UNDER 18-- GET THE HELL OUT*******************








I wouldn't recommend mastrubating much. I've heard that mastrubating creates problems like early ejeculation, erectycle dysfunction and expansion of prostrate. It's ok , i think to mastrubrate once in a while , like once in 5 days, but it's not good to mastrubrate twice a day or something. So guys, don't ruin your sex life, don't mastrubrate.
Although, there are pleanty of so called docs who say mastrubration is not harmless, they are not very specific regarding the limit and process of mastrubratio. If you're already having problems that i have described up there then i would suggest you to get some kind of herbal cure before jumping for viagra or strong drugs like that. Herbal medicines, for example "horny goat weed" or "maca Purima" can not only boost your sexual drive but give you over all strength. They also fix your expanded prostrate so you won't come sooner than she does.And you will be better perfomer , trust me.. your wife/gf can send me a thank you card afterwards...
The main draw back of mastrubration is physocological problems associated with it. Most ppl think mastrubration is not good and rather do the real thing, but since they are not getting the real thing they settle down for mastrubration. Over the time, mastrubration can be habitual and you need to constantly go to bathroom in every 30 mins while you're in work. It can hamper your job ability and hamper you economically and hence physcologically.
Also , over the time you develop habits like watching pron, or going to www.worldsex.com , or even www.nepalirandi.20m.com while mastrubration. This can of course enhance your pleasure while mastrubration but it also makes your mind used to of those porn sites , so u get turned on only when you see them sexy ladies . This can seriously hamper your sexual life with your normal- looking wife or girlfriend.
So there are only draw backs of mastrubration.. save if for the right time... and use it reasonably....

happy finding real thang...
your well wisher,
Dyamn bahadur...
lord_of_the_rings Posted on 23-Mar-04 10:20 PM

lmao, is it some kind of 'lets talk sex' show. Sitara jee liked the humor there. cool keta, did you lately visit lots of stripper bar?
Suna Posted on 24-Mar-04 04:41 AM

Poonte
Hajur ley ta Mont Blanc chalaibaksincha rey ni ho??
:)
yOuNgBlOoDz Posted on 24-Mar-04 06:14 AM

what is bhaying here.. i ma acchamma manig..
cool_keta Posted on 24-Mar-04 06:26 AM

oh come on. dont act like u guys havent masterbated at all. I know u guys do it more often than i do.

Below I submit why masterbating is good than real thing

1. fisrt you dont have to get a gal, so you dont ruin your budget
2. you can look at a really horny picture like say jennifer anisten, sit in your poop-bowl, spread your legs wide across and shake that baby as hard as your could.
Note- **Keep room freshner handy though**
SimpleGal Posted on 24-Mar-04 08:55 AM

Very funny stuff here :)

On a serious note:

Masturbation is a healthy way (both physically and psychologically) to vent sexual tension, both for men and women. Sexual desires are a healthy and normal part of living, especially with STI's looming large, this form of self-pleasure is much safer. So there is nothing to be ashamed about. Also, the shape of the penis should not be of concern to people. In fact, those that are bent are said to be more effective in love-making.

Cool-Keta, not to worry and hope this helps in allaying your fears!

In peace.
dyamn Posted on 24-Mar-04 09:19 AM

Simple girl, what about erectyle dysfunction, expansion of postrate and early ejeculation associated with over mastrubration and mastrubrating in stressing method to your penis? I don't know how it works for gilrs, but i did some research on this matter, and i came to know that over mastrubration for guys is certainly not good.
babaal Posted on 24-Mar-04 09:27 AM

come to think of it, over masturbation for girls shouldn't be harmful at all then, haina ta? I mean noworries of bent objects, etc...

I always thought life was unfair for us guys...and apparently, I was right..... ;) ;) ;)
SimpleGal Posted on 24-Mar-04 11:02 AM

Dyamn:

all i got to say is: TOO MUCH OF ANYTHING IS BAD ..... everything must be done in moderation

KALANKISTHAN Posted on 24-Mar-04 11:05 AM

Simpu, how you? Ke chaaa? Kata ho?

:D
Poonte Posted on 24-Mar-04 11:23 AM

Life begins here : #
Life continues here: ----------
Life ends here: @

the process: #----------@

neither #, nor ----------, nor @ can exist without eachother.

Life is #----------@, it sure is NOT #---------- maattra!

Therefore, death IS part of life! If death were not to happen, life would not be complete!

Daarshanik Poo. LOL
Poonte Posted on 24-Mar-04 11:25 AM

what the heck...WRONG thread!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! grrrrrrrrrr poonte ko syaaaaano khappar!
dyamn Posted on 24-Mar-04 11:27 AM

simpu ji, you're right...
This is sad how America meadia is ran my money sucker corporations. Penis Enlargement, Bossting your sex drive , reduce fat-reduce weight, and 'mastrubration is harmless'; all marketing tactics. When they want to sell you penis enlargement programs/pills they make you feel like you're the smallest dude in the world and your gf/wife is not happy.They say stuff like 60% of the women in the usa aer unhappy about thier men's size. What the heck, when did they do that survey to conclude that. If they took the sample from the population, what the relevance of the sample size , and why dont' they talk about that too.
Same goes with mastrubration. These porn film industries and nude magazines don't want you to quit mastrubrating ; reason is simple, when you mastrubrate you wanna mastrubrate more, you keep buying those porn magazines and pron films. however, mastrubration can expand your postrate, can cause erecytle dysfunction, and can cause early ejeculation problems for men.
and yup.. too much of everything is not good ....

Poonte Posted on 24-Mar-04 11:36 AM

dyaam jyu suffering from insomnia ho? eheheheh...raat bhari nasutera tyo paid advertisements herdine? bhayena niiiiiiii :P kinnu ta bhayena hai tyo enlargement senlargemnt equipments? feri dherai thulo bhayera...lagaam lagauna parla...baato hid.da pani ghoda ko lagaam samatya jastai garera hidna parla ni ;)

Mont Blanc re, suna???????????? khai baaaaaaaa...but when it comes to to matters of penUS and master whatever, I am point blank hau! :p
Suna Posted on 24-Mar-04 01:07 PM

Poonte
I'm sorry for you...point blank rey hehehehhe ki blank chit??
cool_keta Posted on 24-Mar-04 02:01 PM

lol dhyam dai le research gareko re.. wonder how many capies he made dirty
cool_keta Posted on 24-Mar-04 02:02 PM

hmm. simple gal, who told u that bent penus are beter at love making?? What if it gets tangled inside, ani ke garne ni?? Please upaya bataidinu paryo
faltu_jocker Posted on 24-Mar-04 02:33 PM

Ram tells his freind'' I masterbate early in the morning when I wake up, then once again after my breakfast, one after my launch, once after my dinner and once before going bed''

Shyam'' Don't you get bored masterbating so many times in a day''

Ram''If I get bored, I masterbate once again''.


Cool_keta go ahead and masterbate once again if you are bored, instead of starting this thread.This will just the waste the time of your masterbation, a moment of extreme pleasure.
u_day Posted on 24-Mar-04 04:53 PM

Dyamn ji!
Can you not use late night informercials in your research sources?? Or is your whole research based on them commercials of PeenUS enlargement products???


Pee'n'Us
toys'r Us for boys over age or 15
mack Posted on 24-Mar-04 05:12 PM

if its bent to the right, means ur doing it with left hand.... and vice versa. Reason: scar formation on the side of it, making the the tissue to conract. I heard it in Dr. Drew show on mtv long time ago.
u_day Posted on 26-Mar-04 10:57 PM

Ahh... Dr. Drew. That was a good show.

I remember once a girl called in that show and told the doc how she can get drunk and yet pass the breathalyzer test the cops conduct to check if the driver has been drinking. What she did to get away by driving drunk was quite strange and funny......

what do you think the girl did to get off the hook?

Any guess?................
aakash Posted on 27-Mar-04 11:00 AM

Simple Girl is correct!!! Bent penis is better to find the G-Spot ! so kool keta keep on masterbating !!!
nepali_angel Posted on 27-Mar-04 01:17 PM

Since we're talking about masturbation, how about Shakespeare's sonnet:

Unthrifty loveliness, why dost thou spend
Upon thyself thy beauty's legacy


For having traffic with thyself alone,
Thou of thyself thy sweet self dost deceive.
Then how when nature calls thee to be gone:
What acceptable audit canst thou leave?
Thy unused beauty must be tombed with thee,
Which usèd, lives th'executor to be.

From NY review of books
dyamn Posted on 27-Mar-04 04:06 PM

why mastrubation is only taken as guy thing in here. You modern/educated ladies who come here to talk about guys mastrubation and penis shape, not confident enough to talk about female mastrubation?...come on ladies, it's about time to get out of the shell..

dyamnn bahadur...
cool_keta Posted on 27-Mar-04 06:23 PM

girl masterbating looks fun than guys. They poke themselves with this candle looking object dont they?? They dont have to worry about prostate maturation, bent penus etc etc. they can just keep poking themselves.
confused Posted on 27-Mar-04 10:28 PM

haha yah educate me on that factor too..dont know much abt girl's masturbating..
kalebhut Posted on 28-Mar-04 12:26 AM

masturbation doesnt cause a penis to bend or tilt. it is like dog waggin its tail even ..its shut tight inside a dhungro for 12 years. however hard we may bend twitch and squeeze and masturbate it won't bend unless he is born with a bent one. masturbation for a prolonged period can cause an uncirumcised penis to have get the look of a circumsied one, i think. It might be different in someone's case. It can also cause a penis look like a rotten raddish after years of excessive practice, and still it won't bend. This is different in women's case. masturbation can cause a vagina lose its size and succulence and it can change its shape too. some major problems relating to womens' excessive indulgence in masturbation are- large labia lips, clitoral dysnfunction and misplacement, clitoral enlargement and insensitivity, inverted nipple, etcetera. In short masturbation is a biological phenomenon that ticks a biological clock. both men and women.
masturbation a day, helps me keep my acne and blackheads away.
SITARA Posted on 28-Mar-04 06:24 AM

And what's more frustrating about these "modern/educated" women is that, they don't talk when you want them to, on subjects you'd like them to!!!

dyam! dyam! dyam! Such maddeningly elusive creatures these!
Poonte Posted on 28-Mar-04 06:38 AM

Come on, SITARA! Be nice to these young, inquisitive lads -- perhaps they wish to learn about female masturbation so that they can try it on themselves! Get the doll and start explaining, will you? :p
ProudNepali Posted on 28-Mar-04 11:19 AM

GOVERNMENT WARNING

People of age 18 or above may only enter this thread.
Poonte Posted on 28-Mar-04 12:53 PM

OBJECTION, honorable judge ProudNepali!!!

Your honor, the age limit of 18 applies only to sexual activities that involve two or more individuals. Masturbation limits the pratice to oneself alone, and is supposedly practiced widely by young minors who have reached their puberty. However, if any minors indulge in a group masturbation, then we shall kindly re-consider your order.

With respect,
Magistrate Poonte.

:p
dyamn Posted on 28-Mar-04 01:41 PM

Sitara ji,
lots of women came to this thread and talked about men's mastrubation and penis. I don' t know why did they feel obliged to talk about something they don't do/have, and at the same time i found it very intersting that they are open enough to talk about men's penis shape and mastrubation but they are not open enough to talk about their own mastrubation. So i was just making it little easy for the ladies to open up. I was just giving anextra boost to the educated/modern ladies to come out of the shell and be little confident and not do double standards...
"As for the PenUS, depends on where you acquired it. If the pen is US made, most likely it will tilt to the western hemisphere, (especially if it is digital) if not it may tip toward the East."
>>> Now can we talk about Paper too? i think we've talked about pen too much.. what kinda paper is good? what kinda paper quality is good? and estern paper VS. western paper, etc etc.. k sitara ji...
take care.
SITARA Posted on 28-Mar-04 08:06 PM

dyam ji:

I haven't the foggiest idea what you are talking about.
Nowhere has any woman mentioned "penis" or "mastrubation (? )" as you put it!
Really, wherever did you get such an idea?!!

As for being "open" or "not open"... it is called exercising the right to choose. Welcome to the modern world of free choice/speech!

And on that note....

Shuva Ratri!

:)
hyaterica Posted on 28-Mar-04 11:31 PM

Sitara has the balls to write what she writes, and that does not mean that she will/needs to succumb to your desires of graphically representing the 'process'.

So relax!

dyamn Posted on 29-Mar-04 12:57 AM

Sitara ji, hyaaaaa.... you don't have to be so serious k... i was just talking about pen and paper, like you were talking about mater giving F and a pen hitting western and eastern hemisphere...

yo hyaterica.... what do you know what my desire is? and how do you know sitara ji has balls? she's a female you retard... hoina ta sitara ji? baraaaaaaaa jannay hudo raicha.. moroooo

suva ratriii :)
niksnpl Posted on 29-Mar-04 11:54 AM

may be shemale.not female.....who knows?????
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dyamn Posted on 29-Mar-04 06:10 PM

thankss for the valuable info porcelina.. :)
Prem Charo Posted on 29-Mar-04 10:53 PM

SITARA seems to be an expert of masturbation.

Is she a queen of penuses????

Maybe she can give us some advise about how to bait the master.....


saroj Posted on 30-Mar-04 08:43 AM

Yes keep a lookout for girls with bent fingers too while you're wondering about your bent penis.
sense Posted on 30-Mar-04 08:55 AM

bent bhanna le k pen sachi tyo kath ko scale jasto hunu parne ho ra..ali ali yeta uuta bhaye hudaina???:p
Poonte Posted on 30-Mar-04 11:14 AM

Sojho aunla le ghiu aaundaina bhanthe...aba, je pani ali ali bent bhayekai thik hola ni ta... ;)
dyamn Posted on 30-Mar-04 05:26 PM

bent penis are better hittin' the legendary g spot ray...
Poonte Posted on 02-Apr-04 10:16 AM

Haina, ka-kasko penis...chaainjo...bent bhayechha, gaanthe???

Kathaiiiiiiiiiiiiii bara! Saano chhanda aamale tyo penis dhoongro ma haalna birsin ki kya ho?
Kyarni...aba ta thulaa bhai sakeu baabu ho...dhhongro ma halyo bhane pani tyo dhoongrai jaam bhayera tyahin adkela bhanni dar...cho cho cho cho...

Bihana bihana VICKS ra SUI CHOW dalera maalis garyo bhane sojhiyela ki? Tori ko tel ma khursani ra methi furayera tesle maalis garda pani hundo ho...

Khai, kya jaanum?
dyamn Posted on 02-Apr-04 02:42 PM

i don't think this thread would have been that popular , if sitara jyu hadn't put her creativity on posting the reply to the original message..

long live sitara ji :)