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| Poonte |
Posted
on 23-Mar-04 08:40 AM
It's been long. I mean, it's been really long!
Aek taakaa thiyo...bihana uthne bittikai...puja-paath goli maardo...even before the morning duties that nature calls for...aadha nindra mai aankha michdai...computer ko puja! Turn it on..."click" INTERNET CONNECTION..."click" CONNNECT...wait...grrrrrrr hundai ajhai wait...and then, even before the home page was fully displayed, click "WWW.SAJHA.COM"...1-2 ghanta bhitra, posts 8-10 wota...ani cell phone trrrriiing...
"Hello?"
"kya ho, uthne bittikai Sajha bhari Poonte, Poonte dekhchhu ni? Masti chha haamro Poonte lai...aaja kaam chhaina?"
Huna pani ho...kahile tyo political discussions ma jyan diyera lekhya lekhai..pachhi cheten...aeta gar, uta gar, back to square one...like a frustrated idiot running around a tree trying to screw his own arse, fan fani ghumyo, no conclusions...wakka laayera tyo pani chhodi diyen...ani feri shuru bho...mero JPT haru...halla garyo, JPT lekhyo, eheheheh garyo...
Maanasik asantulanta, shaaririk bhaya shuru bho ani...dhaadai khuskyo re, bho ta aba? Basnai namilne, ani lekhyo tesko khappar Sajha ma! 2-4 choti ta try pani garekai ho...ubhera type garni...ke sakthyo? Je bho, raamrai bho...Sajha addiction kam bho.
Aaja feri bihana yesso khappar khourana tamsya...yesso aina herya...kasari kasari yaad aayo...Sajha ka pyara, aire, baire harule chichyaunthe...
"Poonte ko chillo taalu ma MMMMMMMMMMMUAAHH!"
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| GurL_Interrupted |
Posted
on 23-Mar-04 08:47 AM
Mero Pyarrrrro Poooooooooooooooooooooooo Dai,
Hajurr ko chillo talu ma Muaaaah :O!
"Je bho, raamrai bho...Sajha addiction kam bho." Lala merrro pyarrro Poooooooooooooo dai lai badhai cha :O! Addiction bhanne suxxxxxx!! Beeeeeeeeeg Tyaaam! Ramrai bhayecha :O! Malai pani addiciton-saddiciton bata tannus na daju :O! Life's becoming HeLL :'-(! :=D!
Talk to u laterz dai! Take care! Bye!
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| yOuNgBlOoDz |
Posted
on 23-Mar-04 08:51 AM
hahahaa..
pooooooooooooo dai ko chilllllllllllllllllllllo talu mah.. sajha le aaalu faulaune bhayo hahahaha
yb
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| Gunaraj |
Posted
on 23-Mar-04 08:59 AM
Hello Poonteji, Ke bho hajoor tapainlai? Gath ma aramai ta chha? Dherai din bho gaf gaf nabhako... mero pani yeta behal chha... ek chin yesso sajha ma heryo bas... tetti matra... aaja alikati time nikalera post garya bhanya yetti ho...
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| Poonte |
Posted
on 23-Mar-04 09:06 AM
Ho, mero chillo khappar...yaani ki, TALUUUUUU!
I still remember when I used to have tons of hair on my khappar ke! Believe it or not, I actually used to have them! Suddenly, ke bho...mora kapaal haru lai jaand lagyo ki ke ho...khappar baata niskana chodera, naak, kaan baata niskana thaalyo...kapaal le detour haandyo re...bho ta feri? Saathi harule jiskyauna thaale..."budho bhais aba! chaando chhora paa, natra feri bau chhora sang sangai bhitta samaayera hidnu parla!" Budho? Yetro budho! Akaalai ma simmyyaaa tyo kapaal jharna thaalesi kasko bau ko ke laagchha? Kalilai budheshkaal mai...I mean, kalilai umer ma...arkalai budho bhandine?
The subject of humor, ridicule, fun, jest...ho, merai chillo taalu! Kapaal hunjel tyo sahuni ko chhori lai jiskykaunda, sahuni le "Terrima bajjiya ko khappar fodidim yei dhungro le haanera?" bhanera gaali garthi...aba ta...khappar maattra ho ra? CHILLO KHAPPAR re!
*Jhinga le pani landing garna milne runway re...
*Dekhdai pyattttttttttta haanum haanum laagne re...tyo ni thuk laayera!
*Haajam le dhari discount dela re...thorai maattra kapal kaatna parera...
*Shreemati le bhutlayechha re...
*Koi chaai feri...thikai bho, taruni harule le lucchna ta paundaina ni! Kapaal luchhai badhi dukhchha ki, chillo khapar ma khotta haanya badhi dukhchha...anusandhaan garna parne ho!
Tara, the one liked the most ta: TAALU IS A SOLAR ENERGY GENERATOR FOR SEX DRIVE re!!! Danga parthen tyo sunda ta...chillo khappar dhilai hundo raichha kyara...pachhi po yesso sochya...ye, solar bhayeta..raati chaldaina feri! Damn! Tension!!! aba, diusno diunso, chaka manna ghaam ko ujyalo ma, ke ko sex fex...sometimes ta ho ni ho, but NOT always! andhyaro ma chham chham chhum chhum gareko arkai swaad!
Chat-sat pani khub garthen. Euti nakkali le aek din sodhi, "Poonte dai, when is your birthday?"
"Kina? Ke gift dina laai sodhya? ;)"
"Ho ni! Euta wig kindim ki bhanera! LOL :p"
Tyo raati sapana dekhya...euta haat le wig thichera, arko haat le motor bike chalaai ra re...single handed maneuvering! Ke ko maneuvering ni? Ye, ye, ye...bhanda bhandai...sojhai huttiyo...Tukucha ma lyaatta! (JHYAMMA bhanna man thiyo, teskima Tukucha ma achel paani nai chhaina...hilo mattra!) Jhasangai bhayera uthya...uthne bittikai e-mail pathayen ni tyo nakkali lai feri...NO WIG-SIG for me!!!
Khai ke ke...aaafulai ta je chha tei thik...kina tension linu, hai? Hajaam ko discount ta ke...aba aek paisa ni tirna pardaina teslai...aafai khuoranchhu...hapta ko 4 choti...bela bakhataan kaan ta katinchha, but it's ok...Sajha mai ho, euti le "Bald is sexy!" bhandyathee...pattyaunai paryo!
Aba tyo Soap Opera "Bold and Beautiiful" laai apabhramsha garera feri arko Sajhaite le bhanyathyo..."BALD AND BEAUTIFUL"!
Ki kaso? Poonte ko taalu ma MMMMMMMMMMMMMMUAH! ;)
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| ou812 |
Posted
on 23-Mar-04 09:23 AM
Aye Aye Poo Sir!!
Poo your taalu seems to be highly contagious, so please excuse me if I don't mua mua it. (Believe me!!) Have heard there are hair transplant hospitals sprouting in Kathmandu. Believe they are cheap, i.e if you earn dollar or sterling.
Then again, hair today, gone tomorrow. But, taruni lie hook garnu paryo bhane your sense of humor is more then enough. Ki Kaso?
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| SITARA |
Posted
on 23-Mar-04 09:24 AM
The Bald and the Beautiful symbolizes the freedom of the democratic world like the Bald Eagle-- rare, one of a vanishing kind! :P
BTW, have you tried Miracle Grow ? I believe it helps, ask Biruwa for more info. ;)
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| MEera |
Posted
on 23-Mar-04 09:57 AM
Poooooooooooooooooooooonte dai tapai ko chillo khappar ma
MMMMMMMMMMMMMUUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
:-) :-) :-)
- Meera Bahini
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| Poonte |
Posted
on 23-Mar-04 09:57 AM
Forget about transplants, OU812...and no Miracle-siracle for me, SITZ...haamro gaam gharaan aaunchhan GTZ kaa manchhe haru harek saal...maachha kheti, kodo kheti...anek thari kaa kheti garna sikaunchhan...arko paali aunda KAPAL KHETI garne kasari sodhna parla...bhaigo...budheskaal ma ke nakkal paari bho? Chillai thik...GILLETTE ko stocks kine bho...shaving cream ra blades ko khapat badheko chha achel!
Hajur, guna jee...ali sancho thiyena...ajhai pani chhaina khaas ta...ani Sajha ta parai jawos, computer ko najik pani aunai nahune...dhaad sadkera basnai namilne...kunai din karna fus-fuse yatra maarfat bhala khusari garamla ni...jiu-yan ra santaan aaraamai holan. :)
Aaaja dherai paachi aina herda feri Sajha ko yaad aayera ke lekhum ke lekhum bhayera yesso basya kya...
GI and YB...good to hear from you two too! I am sure all is well!
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| Rekha |
Posted
on 24-Mar-04 09:02 AM
Poon Da nice one, he he he
"MERO CHILLO KHAPPAR!" hoina, you got it all wrong.
It should be "MERO MAHA CHILLO KHAPPAR"
Poon Da when is your B-day coz I was thinking about buying you
DHAKA TOPI. he he he he he
ReKhA aka. ReZ
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| SimpleGal |
Posted
on 24-Mar-04 09:17 AM
Poonts dai,
Dadh ko ke chha halkhabar? Good to see you back in action :) Your call a pleasant surprise yesterday. Thanks...
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| KALANKISTHAN |
Posted
on 24-Mar-04 11:14 AM
Tyo talu ko ni katro value ni?
Jo taruni ni jhummine eh... hamro kapal bhaako ke faaida?
Bhayena baa, ma ni talu-chinde banaunu paryo... hehe..
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| mysterious gurl |
Posted
on 24-Mar-04 06:30 PM
Lol, poonte da..... all I can say is Wow......
Poo da, tyo chillo taaluma yeso bhaitika ma tel halna paye ta bhagyemani thanthe ni........ehehe
And kalanki bro, r u also planning to follow our Poo da's path? Pahila chinde pareko herum ani sochula hai.........
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| yOuNgBlOoDz |
Posted
on 24-Mar-04 08:43 PM
okie........................ here is the question......... since the chillo talllu is main topic here
WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF A FLY LANDS IN POOOOOOOO DAI KO CHILLO TALU???
(BTW) answers may vary
lets see what sorta answers gonna show up
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| Maahili |
Posted
on 25-Mar-04 04:21 AM
Poonte dai,
If it's any consolation to you...
as one of my friends used to say " God made few good heads, rest he covered with hairs " :) :) :)
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| Poonte |
Posted
on 25-Mar-04 09:27 PM
LOL...Dhaka Topi re? Kyarnu, Rekha baini dhaaka topi le? Kapal nai chhaina...kasari adyaune ho khappar ma tyo topi? Kaam ma kilip le adyaye mattra ho ki? ;)
Simpuuuuu...it was good to hear that you are doing ok too...it had truly been a long time. Dhaad ke hunu ni? Aek bees ra aadha kai umer ma chaar bees pugya jasto :(
Mula Kalanki...aek din aunu chha timro gharaan...I've heard you've been hiding all the seusi seusi tarunis in your basement! Basement to moisture le sadlaa hai chhittai...share gardi haalam dai/bhai haru sanga! :p
Meerrrrrruuuuuu...MUAH-SUAH hoina...tyo grass ma aaja 3 hrs suteko re? baru sutnu satta tyo grass ko ramrari study gare hunthyo ni...maaiti aaunda dai ko chillo khapparaan ghaans ropaain/ubjani garnu thiyo!
Mystuuuuuuuu...khappar ma tel re? Bhai tika nai chahinna...talalalala talkine gari tel niskanchha din bhari...baru dai baini milera tel ko business garne ho ki?
Mahiliiiiiiii...that was a good one hai...but then again, I am fully contented with what I have (or, what I DON'T have...eheheh). Baru, yesso khabar paam na...jethi ta poila gai saki kyara, haina? Tyo nakharmauli nakkali ta poila jaanchhe bhanera maile uhile nai bhaneko...baru, Kaanchhi ko ke chha ni? Kati bho umer? Ke gardai chhe? Kata chhe? yesso haamle samjhya thiyo bhandinu hai? Baal nahi huwa to kya huwa, dil waale hain! ;)
Finally, YB...according to mahilii's theory, you must have sooooooooo much hair, hai? Silly silly questions garchha bhanya...eheheh Nevertheless, you really made me think...mula...tyo jhinga basne layak ko fohori khappar ho ra mero? aba, jannu nai man chha bhane bholi goo dalera basumla, ani jhinga aunchha...tespachhi result ke hunchha timlai sutukka bhanamla, hai?
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| Rusty |
Posted
on 26-Mar-04 07:49 AM
Poonte ko chillo taluu ma dakha topi ra haaati ko jatro kaan ma guyela ko fool:P
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| pizzaguy |
Posted
on 26-Mar-04 10:02 AM
oh ho.. poonte dai.... tapai ko taaaaaalu ma ek chotii majaa leeee haat ma thukeraa padkauna paye ta maja nai arko hunthiyo ni hoo.....
hehe....
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| patali |
Posted
on 26-Mar-04 11:16 AM
aaja teen hapta pachi yo sajhapur ma aako ta..nabhandai soche jastai fokso fulai fulai hansnu paiyo... chillo khappar ta sarhai sexxxxxxxxxxy po hunchha ta....lau poooh dai { winnie the Pooh re kya...:p}kati aafainle aafainle aafainlai kiss dinuhucnhha....ma ni
tyasta chillo khappar haru lai muahhhhhh garna paye.....
YB ji fly pani achamma parne re kya......yo mero landing area aaja kina yasto smooth bho bhanera....ani jati land garna khoje pani chiplirahanchha hola...ani will land up in poo dai's face..bihana uthda ta poonte dai le " yo moro kothi kasari aayechha bhanera teen chhak re kya..]...ani arko thread chhain pooh dai ko kalo kothi ko hunchha tyaspachhii....ki kaso pooh dai...:p
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| yOuNgBlOoDz |
Posted
on 26-Mar-04 11:18 AM
okie.. ansewr to that question...........
TESTO TYO CHILLO TALU MAH>>>>>>>>>> FLY TA CHIPLI HALCHA NI>> KE HUNE ARU>......
yb
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| SimpleGal |
Posted
on 26-Mar-04 11:58 AM
I don't know about others but I find that hamro Poonte dai's humor is da lady-killer...Highly humorous and SEXYYYYY....Girls can't escape the infectious laughter bhanne sunna ma aaeko chha. And a guy with a great sensa humor is ahead in the competition to win ANY lady, Ki kaso? ;) Lastly, ahem, Bald IS Beautiful.... So, don't peer maning Poonts dai!!
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| Poonte |
Posted
on 27-Mar-04 10:02 AM
Rustuuuuuuuu...dherai din dekhi pratikshya gari raa thiyen...balla aayou, priye? Khai ta timro infamous MMMMMMMMUAH??? :p
Moro pizzaguy...baru pyatta hannu satta baru pizza ko dough liyera aau ta...taalu ma rakham...summer ma ta paakchha hola pizza pani! mili juli khaamla.
pataluuuuuuuuu...ho ta ni...kata gayeb? gaam ghar bhari timi ta poila gayo re bhanne gaain-guin halla chalyachha...RUSTY le khana nakhaako/nasuteko haptoun bhai sakyo...sukera marna laa chha...[hunata tyo moordar kahile marla ra ma aafu timlai side hanumla bhai raa ho uhile dekhun ;) ssssssh...sukera marna laayeni feri kaan ta kukur ko jasto chha tyo lathyapre ko...sunla feri! :o] eheheh...
YB latthuuuuuuuuuuuuu! ke halla garera basi raa ho yeta? Utaa balla balla jaal ma aauna laayeki machheli Nanii_Kanchhi umkeli feri...khurkkana dhyan kasera fasauna chaadera mero talu ko baare pyar-pyar pyar-pyar garera basi raa chha...tyo dhobini ko chyaatyaa petticoat ko kassam, tyo umki bhane arko pauna feri bahra barsha tapasya basna parlaa hai!
Simpuuuuuuuuu...bhaigo...timi ta ko ko laai kasto kasto chithi lekhdi raichhou...ma ta malai mattra hola bhanera danga pari raa :p hunda hunda tyo chepaare u_day laai dhari same letter lekhya raichha :( LOL baru, aba timi tyo geet gauna: HELLO SEXY, HI SEXY KYON BOLE...SEXY SEXY SEXY TUJHE LOG BOLE...ani ma chinde munto mattra fanak-fanak ghumayera naach chhu ;)
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| ugly duckling |
Posted
on 27-Mar-04 11:03 AM
Poonte timro chillo khappar yesto chha ho?
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| Poonte |
Posted
on 27-Mar-04 05:55 PM
Ugly_duckling...it is unfair and unjust to post my picture on a public forum without my prior consent! You stand guilty of invasion of privacy, and you are now liable to the maximum penalty allowed by the law. :p
BTW, the judge who will decide your fate is probably bald himself too! eheheh ;)
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