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| hyaterica |
Posted
on 29-Mar-04 12:23 AM
A friend of mine came up with this, and I thought it was hilarious!
Top 5 reasons to be a business major:
5. You have no self-respect and don't want to do anything difficult in my life
4. You can't grasp any math past addition and subtraction.
3. You fulfill your ideas of a social life bantering over economics.
2. You want to take exams that are so easy you can pass them with simple common sense.
1. You still fail those exams.
:P
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| dyamn |
Posted
on 29-Mar-04 01:00 AM
what's your major hysteria? business?
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| Biggy Small |
Posted
on 29-Mar-04 09:42 PM
I don't know what kind of business courses your friend took, but business does include courses like statistics, accounting and financial statement analysis to name a few.
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| CRUSADER |
Posted
on 29-Mar-04 11:05 PM
I’m sure you have come across the phrase “work smart, not hard.” Business majors happen to be the kind that strongly believes it. They like to be the CEO (Managers) not a computer engineer (Subordinates). They like to play with finances not binaries.
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| dyamn |
Posted
on 30-Mar-04 01:39 AM
i chose business cuz engineers never get secretaries.. i is like them seucy seucy secraturies in minis.... out side my office....
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| Trixy |
Posted
on 30-Mar-04 04:35 PM
Dyamn.... hehe .. u crack me up man..
Trixy
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| dancinqueen |
Posted
on 31-Mar-04 12:03 AM
Crusader I agree with you....Dyam...lol.
And hyaterica business majors, while currently in school or out in the real world making those decisions, earning those greens....don't have time to sit around with the likes of your "friend" and come up with some ridiculous "if you are ...." that cannot be supported with any facts
Seriously whats ur friends major....The ART OF BEING A GREAT LOSER or from the discussion you had with him/her, seems like he/she has mastered the art already. Thats what all the businesses get for funding his/her unemployment check....
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