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on 30-Mar-04 09:18 AM
Hear ye, Hear ye, Hear ye Folks, I have a tale to tell. A Tale, eh? Yes a tale which u may not have ever heard before. It’s about last night. Lets me just start by saying Last night was perfect. Beautiful weather, nice night out and me and four of my best buddies out drinking and clubbing. The tale really starts from the 3rd club we went in. Half-loaded, I walk into this club and go up to the bar to bump into a Jelita (something extremely beautiful).There she was there this hot looking desi girl about 5’6”, awesome body, shoulder length black silky hair. (Weird fact: The first thing I like in a girl is her hair. It’s weird but I am serious here. I know guys generally look at face, personality, body and stuff but the first thing that attracts to me to a girl is her hair. It’s the way they do up their hair to suit them. It’s weird but true in my case.) Anyways back to my tale, so then we started talking a bit, drinking a few more and dancing a whole lot. By the time, the club closed, we were kinda all over each other.
So, we walk out of the club and I am like “hey, how about we go back to my place and drink some more?” and she said “aight cool.” And so we took a cab back to my place. Btw, I live in Rez. So, we go up to my room and I take out a bottle of rum and we start drinking. I had some left over KFC chicken from day before so I started munching on that too. After the 4th chicken went down, I felt something, something weird, down in my stomach. I felt sick so I ran to the west side washroom, opened up one of the stalls, got in and unbuckled myself and sat down. I couldn’t believe what happened after that, didn’t ever thing it was even possible. But it did happen; I was shitting in the bowl and throwing up on the floor at the same time. It was amazing!!! Never thought it was humanly possible but after going through that I think everything is possible now. So, this went on for 10 -15 minutes and by the time I was done, I was dead meat. So sick!!! And then I remembered about the Jelita in my room. So, I cleaned myself up and went back to the room. There she was all passed out in my couch. So, I took of her shoes and her coat and picked her up with whatever energy I had left and then I put her to bed. (To all the sick f***ers who are thinking that I boned her when she was passed out, well I didn’t.) Then, I barely managed to change myself and sat on the couch to rest where I passed out eventually. The next day, after 15 hours of passing out I woke up to find her gone and me so f***ing sick. But she did leave me a note saying “Call me, 416-532-****” To tell u the truth, this didn’t happen last night, it happened like last weekend but being sick for a week or so, makes me still think that it all happened LAST NIGHT………….So, the morale of my tale is NEVER, I mean NEVER to eat left over KFC chicken even though you are starved for like a month and that is the only food left in the whole planet.
After hearing my tale, I was wondering what u guys think is the worst part of my night?
1. Shitting and throwing up at the same time for 15 minutes.
2. Missing out a chance to have sex with the Jelita.
3. All of the above.
4. I don’t care u f***tard.( as in f***ing Retard)
5. Other. Explain?
PS: Readers Discretion Advised!!!
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| dyamn |
Posted
on 30-Mar-04 05:23 PM
poor jelta , she must thought what a waste of a good night, or she must have thought that you're having problems getting it up thats why you're tryin' to wakey wakey you lil' john in the bathroom...
Bro, you should have banged her banged her.. next time.. before you go to meet her take like tons of dierreha medicine as a prevention.., and give some lopin' as she wants.. don't forget to give her some extra loping for making up you first mistake......
"So, I cleaned myself up and went back to the room. There she was all passed out in my couch. So, I took of her shoes and her coat and picked her up with whatever energy I had left and then I put her to bed. (To all the sick f***ers who are thinking that I boned her when she was passed out, well I didn’t.)""
hahaha after reading all your endevour who can think you gonna have energy enough to jump on her bones.. hehehe
anway, i would never bang a deshi girl.. i is lope them mexi ladies..
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