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| ou812 |
Posted
on 31-Mar-04 07:19 AM
What the hell!! Hope it's ok to post junk once a while. Cheers.
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For those of you who are watching in black and white, the blue is
behind the brown." (Ted Lowe, Snooker commentator)
"Sure, there have been deaths in boxing, but none of them
serious."(Alan Minter)
"Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Darryl Gibson comes inside of him."
(New Zealandrugby commentator Murray Mexted)
"This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother." (Ted Walsh
horse racing commentator)
"I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body."
(Winston Bennett)
"The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it,
which is identical." (MurrayWalker - F1 racing commentator)
"I owe a lot to my parents, especially my father and mother." (Greg
Norman)
"If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same
thing again." (Terry Venables - Soccer Coach)
"I would not say that David Ginola is the best left winger in the
Premiership, but there are none better." (Ron Atkinson - soccer coach)
"Ah, isn't that nice. The wife of the Cambridgepresident is kissing
the cox of the Oxfordcrew."
(Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977)
"Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the
field" (Metro Radio)
"Strangely, in slow motion replay, the ball seems to hang in the air
for even longer." (David Acfield)
"What will you do when you leave football, Jack. Will you stay in
football?" (Stuart Hall - Radio 5 live)
"And there goes Juantorena down the back straight, opening his legs
and showing his class." (David Coleman at the MontrealOlympics)
"One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer) is playing so well is that
before each tee shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them.....Oh
my God! What have I just said?!!!" (US PGA Commentator)
True story... a female news anchor who, the day after it was
supposed to have snowed and didn't,
turned to the weatherman and asked "So Bob, where's that 8 inches you
promised me last night?" Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too as they were laughing so hard!
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| KEVIN_np |
Posted
on 31-Mar-04 08:09 AM
dyamn nice one dude tht's why they say jibro nabhako haddi
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| KEVIN_np |
Posted
on 31-Mar-04 08:10 AM
oops it should be haddi na bhako jibro see told ya
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| SITARA |
Posted
on 31-Mar-04 09:23 AM
Hehe! Made my day!!!!
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| Zombie |
Posted
on 31-Mar-04 09:52 AM
hahaha yeah good ones. Slip of tounge can mean a lot.
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| Poonte |
Posted
on 31-Mar-04 09:54 AM
LOL...may I add one more? Thank you! eheheh
"Saruwa rog dui prakaar ko hunchha -- eutaa sarne, arko nasarne!" (Our health science teacher in high school)
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| Trixy |
Posted
on 31-Mar-04 12:10 PM
hahaaa.. ur killin me here...nice one mate.. best kind of humour at this time of night...cheers..
Trixy
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| yOuNgBlOoDz |
Posted
on 31-Mar-04 12:48 PM
"i have two daughters - both of them r girl" - (bihari teacher)
" i saw you with my wife at the theater" - (bihari teacher,,, upon seein my mate at the theater.. )
yb
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| tabasco |
Posted
on 01-Apr-04 09:23 AM
. i still remember what our indian prof had said to one of the visiting parents
" your son... hardly works ha"
actually he meant that their son, works hardly :D
again, when three of us expecting him to give permission
" both of you three can come in "
once he had told me that i should be gettin "most outstanding student award" for standing out of the class most of the time. now that was deep humor.:D
enjoy
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| Thinlazy |
Posted
on 01-Apr-04 05:37 PM
Al Gore once said at a basketball game, "That Micheal Jackson is amazing! Three plays in 2 minutes!
He was referring to Michael Jordan.
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