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| NepaliThito |
Posted
on 01-Apr-04 09:48 AM
What a girlfriend should do...
When he puts his hands around your waist, lay your head back on his shoulder and put your arms on his.
When he whispers in your ear, giggle and he'll think he's funny.
Whenever he tries to kiss you, don't just let him, kiss him back.
When you want to cuddle with him, tell him you're cold and he will automatically move closer to you. (if he's Stupid then he'll either say "me too" or he'll give you his jacket)
If he kisses the tip of your nose, it means he wants to kiss.
During a movie, if he puts his arm around you, tilt your head on his shoulder and he might lift your chin up and kiss you lightly.
When he tells you he loves you, look deep into his eyes, give him a peck on the lips, and tell him you love him too.
When you're both laying under the stars, put your head on his chest and close your eyes as you listen to his steady heart beat and then he will whisper in your ear and link his hands with yours.
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| babaal |
Posted
on 01-Apr-04 12:28 PM
a very nice piece of suggestion..indeed !
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| GurL_Interrupted |
Posted
on 01-Apr-04 05:55 PM
*GiggLes*, Shooo, I'm feeling cold!
How 'bout that? :=D! It's jus a joke pleaase :)!, don't take it otherwise :0! In_Jest as _Sade or Preity Zinta would write! :)!
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| dallipokchi |
Posted
on 01-Apr-04 07:57 PM
"When he tells you he loves you, look deep into his eyes, give him a peck on the lips, and tell him you love him too. "
~~~~~ wat if u don't love him??? you should lie???
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| babaal |
Posted
on 01-Apr-04 08:09 PM
dallipokchi....girlfriend
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| monika |
Posted
on 02-Apr-04 07:04 AM
what a girlfriend shouldnt do.....Go out with guys having great expectations !!!
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| u_day |
Posted
on 02-Apr-04 07:36 PM
Relationships should not be based on certain DOs and DON'Ts.
You are what you are. If you follow DOs and DON'Ts, you would be just lying to yourself and your girlfriend/boyfriend.
blah
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| Meera |
Posted
on 03-Apr-04 12:53 PM
If my boyfriend wanted me to behave in the above mentioned ways,
guess what I will tell him
Take a hike or go ride a bike
:-) :-)
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| porcelina |
Posted
on 03-Apr-04 01:17 PM
a girlfriend should sleep in late. the boyfriend can get breakfast in bed. the girlfriend should cook, the boy friend should do the dishes (or vice versa)... the list goes on and on
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| dyamn |
Posted
on 03-Apr-04 04:48 PM
pakhhhhhhaaaa timi haru ko mommy layee na bhanee choddina.. baro amerika padchuu mommy jasaree bhaya pani pathebaksoyos bhannayko hoinaa.. amerika ma aayara.. boyfriend layee breakfast banaunay.. huh.... timo baba lay "no hanky -panky" bhanayko birseyo airport ma...??? ramraareee padnay haoi.. badmaseee hoina....
ani biha garnay bela bhaya pachi.. mommy layee khurukka bhannay.. mommy aba malayee pani mommy banna man lagyo bhanayra....
heheh kiddin' kiddin'..
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| An Indun Poet |
Posted
on 03-Apr-04 05:51 PM
A GF should be someone who can blow in every possible way. A BF should be someone who can stick out all the time for her.
:)
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| Dominatrix |
Posted
on 03-Apr-04 06:31 PM
A BF should do whatever it takes to serve his GF's every need and make her eternally happy..otherwise be prepared to get a good kickin'...
A GF should make sure her BF is mannered and is adoring in every way ..otherwise be prepared to giv him a good kickin'...
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| u_day |
Posted
on 05-Apr-04 04:28 PM
meERA's BF says,"honey! I don't have a bike and I hate hiking."
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| u_day |
Posted
on 05-Apr-04 04:38 PM
Aight! my version of What a girlfriend should do...
When he puts his hands around your waist, gf should say,"get off you freak! are you trying to check if I have gained some fat around my belly?"
When he whispers in your ear, bite his ear. Guys find that attractive.
Whenever he tries to kiss you, don't bite his lip.
When you want to cuddle with him, tell him to come close to you. If you tell him that you're cold, he'll either say "me too" and give you his jacket.
If he kisses the tip of your nose, give him an Alaskan kiss (i.e., rubbing nose. your bf is so dumb that he can't tell the difference)
During a movie, if he puts his arm around you, move to the next empty seat.
When he tells you he loves you, tell him to prove it.
When you're both laying under the stars, put your head on his chest and close your eyes as you listen to his steady heart beat and if you can't hear his heart beat, pound it. It's time to use your CPR skill but do not give mouth-to-mouth.
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| meera |
Posted
on 05-Apr-04 04:40 PM
In that case, he is ain't my BF.
Those two are mah favorito activities besides laying down in the sun, hmmmm do I hear someone being jealous when I mentioned my 'the sun thingie"!!!!!!! :p
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| SITARA |
Posted
on 05-Apr-04 04:45 PM
Meera, tell him to go fly a kite too, while he's out hiking and biking! ;)
U_day: nibble or bite his ear???????? Next tyam I meet you (someday), I would like to see your ears just to make sure what is left of them is still attached! hehe!
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| oys_chill |
Posted
on 05-Apr-04 05:19 PM
What a girlfriend should do?? hmmmmmmm...as they say honesty is the best policy!!
Feed me, f**K me and shut the f**k off!!!
Just in case .................(Chris Rock, Bigger n Blacker) ;)
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| dyamn |
Posted
on 05-Apr-04 06:04 PM
how about cook for me , pay my debts, and sponsor my ' la migra' stuff ;)
i bet it's the most wanted- girlfriend type for most of the guys..
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| SITARA |
Posted
on 05-Apr-04 06:12 PM
Oys chill, I'd say in reply: "Go find a doorknob.... you'll be one hell of a satisfied boyfriend!!"
Honestly!
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| oys_chill |
Posted
on 05-Apr-04 06:24 PM
Sitara jyu,
that "Just in case" was put there especially for you as a citation ...Chris Rock from bigger n blacker :)
but then again, no need to indulge personally when its not directed @ you...HONESTLY!:)
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| hyaterica |
Posted
on 05-Apr-04 06:43 PM
Lmao.. Sitara...that was a great example...took me a while to unnerstand ! ;)
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| dyamn |
Posted
on 05-Apr-04 07:59 PM
i lope sitara ji, she's so spicy.
btw Sitara jyu, do you like chinese food ;) ??
your admirer,
dyamn bahadur
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| touch_the_sky |
Posted
on 05-Apr-04 08:03 PM
Feed me, f**K me and shut the f**k off!!! Disgusting, filthy, yucky. Couldn't you quote something better than that?
Yes, if the door knob does not work, try the wall.
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| SITARA |
Posted
on 05-Apr-04 08:08 PM
Dyam ji:
Chinese food???!!!
First, are you feeding me or am I feeding you???
Lop you...lop you not...lop you.... lop you not.... lop.... damn this daisy has far too many petals!!!!! :P
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| dyamn |
Posted
on 05-Apr-04 08:25 PM
i buy for first tyme.. after that your money is my mone, your account is my accoutn what say???? ;)
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| InDisGuiSe |
Posted
on 05-Apr-04 08:29 PM
I guess certain ppl did not see Oys citing "Just in case". If one finds it so disgusting, i guess s/he should better complain to Chris Dai ehehe.... Quip, IndisGuise:)
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| oys_chill |
Posted
on 05-Apr-04 08:29 PM
Touch the sky, sorry to offend you .......tyai ta.......kasto filthy hai? hajur haroo jasto swatcha bhawana bhaye ta bhai halthyo ni afno :) maafi paam! galti bho thulo! ani wall sanga garne re? hajur le try garisya ho?? huna pani hola..hajur ta akash lai chune manche :).
Boru, CHUTKILA, BYANGA bhanne sabda haroo kaile sunisya cha? yeso manan garum na hai ek choti? hajur ko arko baand ko pratiskha ma :)!
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| SITARA |
Posted
on 05-Apr-04 08:29 PM
Sure Dyam ji...
You can inherit my debts too! ;)
La ta hajur me going to nunu!
Shuvaratri!
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| babaal |
Posted
on 05-Apr-04 08:36 PM
'Just in case' bhandai...falaano dai ko naam leeai...JPT lekhna paaine raichha yaha !!!
Aba ma pani JPT ko baand barsaauna suru garau ki ?
[Just in case, chill dai ] ! ;)
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| dyamn |
Posted
on 05-Apr-04 08:54 PM
oys humor is very acceptable in this context. hell even professors used F word in class when i was back in the school. only fanatics christains and hypocricts who say "ewwwww" when it comes to sex but watch Penthouse when they're by themselves get offended by plain humor....testo kura ma pani offended hunay ho , mula tore lauray haru...
payo bhanay uffrencha hola badar jasto.. mula yaha chahi sakkhilooo bannay . hahahah mula haru..
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| oys_chill |
Posted
on 05-Apr-04 08:56 PM
babal et al.,
Since I don't want to create a mayhem, lemme say it right now. I AM SORRY. It was meant to be a joke in a forum where much more so called FILTHY JOKES and posts have been passed and are constantly posted without any decree.
But, again, without making any more excuses, please accept my apology...don't wanna ruin my beautiful monday by offending girlfriends :) HAPPY NOW ALL?
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| babaal |
Posted
on 05-Apr-04 09:08 PM
What ? Apology re? After breaking the door[knob] open, you apologize? ;)
Alright, enuff from me for the day...was just being another Prem Charo here ;) ;)
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| mack |
Posted
on 05-Apr-04 10:11 PM
Pre charo?
mmmmhhhhh where did u disappearooo????
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| mack |
Posted
on 05-Apr-04 10:11 PM
Prem charo?
mmmmhhhhh where did u disappearooo????
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| Rekha |
Posted
on 05-Apr-04 10:26 PM
U_day bro I totally agree with you.
You are who you are and if you try to be someone else then who are you ???
Oys in that case you'll never fine that type of girl, but just in case
GOOD LUCK Buddy. I thought you would want to take her to FACTORY first ???
he he he Oh yeah don't forget to invite me to your wedding, he he he.
You know what I'm talking about.
ReKhA aka. ReZ
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| OU812 |
Posted
on 06-Apr-04 05:58 AM
"But, again, without making any more excuses, please accept my apology...don't wanna ruin my beautiful monday by offending girlfriends :) HAPPY NOW ALL? " - Oys
"Oys said Girlfriends", Nah Nah.... (Nelson Muntz estyle)
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| Rekha |
Posted
on 08-Apr-04 09:04 AM
OU812 bro what are you talking about. Our OYS is PIMP. He got tons of girls around him 24-7. Bichara kay garnu usley aahile samma bheteko chaina ra po, he he he. No Hard feelingz Oys.
ReKhA aka. ReZ
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| dyamn |
Posted
on 08-Apr-04 12:56 PM
rekha, timro byfriend cha?
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| wateva |
Posted
on 08-Apr-04 01:57 PM
what an amusing thread!...LOL
Poor Oys...first doorknob.. then wall... I cant wait to see what they were gonna hurl at ya next... just because you said in fewer words!
Hahaha I love Chris Rock man... He can be so CRUDE... its hilarious!
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