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| forget-me-not | Posted
on 02-Apr-04 08:39 AM
LOVE.... These are the Top Ten signs that you are in Love! 10. Time is an eternity when you're without them 9. Time stops when you're with them 8. The thought of them makes you shiver 7. The sound of them makes you smile 6. When seeing them, you can't see anything else 5. You start to listen to sappy love songs 4. You actually enjoy sappy love songs 3. The smell of them makes you see fireworks 2. You find yourself smiling constantly 1. You'd do anything, even die, for them |
| pizzaguy | Posted
on 02-Apr-04 08:51 AM
fekta hain sala |
| Rusty | Posted
on 02-Apr-04 08:51 AM
>>Time stops when you're with them Ahem ahem, I think time goes so swiftly when you're with them. |
| pizzaguy | Posted
on 02-Apr-04 09:50 AM
you find yourself smiling constantly..?? ahem ahem, i think when you are away from them you keep longing to see her yo! the thought of them makes you shiver...!! ahem ahem... a thought of them makes you feel happy and loved... a sound of them makes you feel happy.. ahem ahem.... a sound of her makes you nervous... when you look into her eyes.... you find somethings running down your blood stream and you can hardly feel anything..... you cant see anything else except her eyes..?? HOWZ THAT FELLAS..?? |
| monika | Posted
on 02-Apr-04 09:56 AM
awwww pizzaguy , so he is ur saala....i thought u were a bachelor ???? isshhhhh!!!! |
| forget-me-not | Posted
on 02-Apr-04 10:21 AM
Was that meant for me??? No way...I am too old to be your sala....hahhaha |
| forget-me-not | Posted
on 02-Apr-04 01:08 PM
Life without a laugh is like cold without a cough. ha,ha! Just kidding, but have a look some hilarious lines how different men from differnt professions say when they are looking for a wife..... * FISHERMAN Wife wanted, must be able to dig, clean, cook worms and clean fish. Must have own boat with motor. Please send photograph of motorboat. * SALESMAN Once in a lifetime offer, to get yourself the original, genuine article. One of the most handsome and smartest bachelor's around is now looking for a wife. And you could be the lucky one he chooses! Has own house, car and a successful carrer! * ECONOMIST I am in demand of a wife. Supply is great though my requirements are high. However the Elasticity of my demands should not bear too heavy a burden upon the national interest. * MATHEMATICIAN Wife required to complete the formula of my life. Must be numerate and understand complex algebraic logarithms. Needed to help further my family unit. * IT CONSULTANT Well there is definite room for improvement in my life. The speed of my current flows of information and processes is slowing down and the injection of a wife into my life is bound to improve efficiency * POLITICIAN I feel there is a need in this world, to improve the ways we live, to harmonize the processes of life and to build upon past differences and short comings. I believe that we the people need someone to share our lives. To feel the joys of parent hood, and bear the social responsibilities, as we should in a civilized society................. (etc etc and never getting to the point) * CAR DEALER Wanted a sturdy, reliable, low depreciating wife. Should be in excellent working condition. * FARMER Wanted a wife from good stock. Required for breading. * LAWYER I hereby propose to solicit myself as an eligible candidate for the post of wife after marriage. The person whom I'm looking for should be strictly a girl. The girl should be strictly a girl, with evidence to support this view that she is a girl. The girl should be willing to surrender to the service and jurisdiction of My Lord i.e. Myself. Any objections would be overruled and will not be sustained. Apply in limited confidence as all liabilities are null and void in the event of failure on our part of any kind whatsoever. * PILOT Wife required to complete my life. Please only level headed applicants. She must not have her heads in the clouds, but have her feet firmly on the ground. Her heart must be in it for the long haul. And she absolutely must also be aerodynamically sound!! * BANKER Wanted wife who takes interest in me and credits me with her service. * ACCOUNTANT Required a girl - 5'8' & 34' 24' 36' with a good head for figures. She must be averse to making unnecessary expenditure and her very nature should be one of generating as few expenses in my life as possible. She should profit from a nice personality and be a credit to her family. * BUILDER Wanted a wife to help build upon the foundations of my life. Must be homely and willing to build relationship from the groundup. * DOCTOR I am looking for a wife to cure the emptiness in my life. However if you feel the need for a second opinion then it's fine by me. * ARMY COMMANDO My mission in life is to find myself the perfect wife. Successful applicants must be able to use a penknife and a compass, She who dares wins. * RACE CAR DRIVER A model wife required to fit in with my fast track life. Must be able to keep pace! * ASTRONAUT I'm searching for a wife to fill the space in my life. Someone to share my universe. Must have looks that are out of this world! note: this was sent to me by my friend in email. |
| pizzaguy | Posted
on 02-Apr-04 01:13 PM
. Yo? monika. that was just an indian proverb.. LOL.. i'm glad u made up a joke of that... coooooooooooooooolll |
| ENNA_501 | Posted
on 02-Apr-04 01:59 PM
It is really love? |
| porcelina | Posted
on 02-Apr-04 03:54 PM
love is too over-rated, and its become corny. now we have 'partners' (instead of lovers, boyfriends, girlfriends, bf's, gf's. *corny*)... i wonder what the general response of todays women would be to have a man serenading them outside their windows, or writing them love poems!! (eeeeek)... or love letters (double eeeeek.... dear lover, i think of you day and night. i love you and would cross many mountains to be with you. i would swim in the ocean too... or maybe... dear suntali, i am 25 year old from thamel. i like to sing, dance, play guitar, and play football. i love you since i saw you in the mela 5 years ago. please love me too, otherwise i will chop my arms off) ... |
| niksnpl | Posted
on 04-Apr-04 03:29 AM
CAN ANYONE GIVE ME THE DEFINATION OF LOVE??????????????? |
| urbi | Posted
on 04-Apr-04 09:21 AM
Love is giving. Love is forgiving. Love is wanting better things for the person one loves. Love is powerful. Love is weak. Love is a secret. Love is a show. Love is everything. Love is nothing. Love is difficult to comprehend. Love is simple. Love is undefinable. |
| urbi | Posted
on 04-Apr-04 09:31 AM
Love is a feeling Love is Likeness Love is Overwhelming Love is Vision Love is Emotional. LOVE is an endless mystery ..... I heard love is blind |
| urbi | Posted
on 04-Apr-04 09:33 AM
Love is patient, Love is kind. Love is amazing when two hearts are combined. Love is affectionate, Love is pure. Love is something that together, two can endure. Love is understanding, Love is real. Love is sometimes overwhelming to feel. Love is being faithful, Love is between two friends. Love is what you both should want to last until the end. Love is unconditional, Love is within your soul. Love is what brings you together and makes you completely whole. |
| urbi | Posted
on 04-Apr-04 09:37 AM
The basic definition of Love is: Respect + Trust = Love. Love is something we feel internally and it comes from our heart. sub categories of love * Honest * Caring * Faithful * Decent * Loyal * Sincere * Commitment * Adorable * Esteeming * Loving * Cherish * Happiness i need to stop posting now.:) |
| meera | Posted
on 04-Apr-04 12:44 PM
Love can be divided into three kinds: Intimacy, passion and commitment. Usually its a mixture of either of the two components though it can exist in its solo form too. A combination of Intimacy and passion love is called romantic love. Combination of passion and commitment is called fataous love. Combinaiton of intimacy and commitment love is called companionate love. A combination of all three kind of love is called consummate love. (Taken from Sternberg's Triangular theory of love). |
| porcelina | Posted
on 04-Apr-04 01:45 PM
love is when a puppy that you've left alone all day at home comes and licks you all over when it sees you. |
| u_day | Posted
on 04-Apr-04 08:34 PM
you think about the signs (top ten signs or whatever) when she's not around. When she's around you forget about everything. |
| dallipokchi | Posted
on 05-Apr-04 10:34 AM
damn i hope i never feel like that for anyone!!! |
| NappyROOTS | Posted
on 05-Apr-04 10:51 AM
LOVE is color of green papers aka dollar bills. |
| dallipokchi | Posted
on 05-Apr-04 10:59 AM
and green is the color of envy.....learned that in english:D |
| NappyROOTS | Posted
on 05-Apr-04 11:13 AM
"Green for the money, Go for the Honey." --- 50 cent, PIMP Love is corrupt Love is selfishness Love is hypocrisy. Love is obsession. Love is lust. |
| u_day | Posted
on 05-Apr-04 02:09 PM
same 50 cents also asked 21 questions to his girl. Dallipokchi! green is the color of weakness too. |
| NappyROOTS | Posted
on 05-Apr-04 02:15 PM
Love is Hypocrisy should satisfy your question UDAY. |
| dangggg | Posted
on 06-Apr-04 12:11 PM
#1 sign that you are not in love: you talk about 'love' alot :) |
| dangggg | Posted
on 06-Apr-04 08:54 PM
There are three kinds of love: puppy love, matured love, and eternal love, Although eternal love is not possible in today's day and age as we 'fall in and out of love' constantly. :| danggggg |
| urbi | Posted
on 06-Apr-04 09:29 PM
if you can't sleep thinking of him or her.If you like everything about him or her than i think you are in love. |
| Dominatrix | Posted
on 06-Apr-04 09:43 PM
OOhh s**t Urbi, i got those very symptons u describe! I dont wana be diagnosed as 'being in love!' Tell me its not true for the love of god, tell me its not truueee! |
| babaal | Posted
on 06-Apr-04 09:47 PM
Khuda pe bharosa rakho...sab thik ho jaayega ! ;) >>Ohh s**t Urbi, i got those very symptons u describe! I dont wana be diagnosed as 'being in love!' Tell me its not true for the love of god, tell me its not truueee! (Bhagwaan Ke liye kehdo ki ye galat hai... :P) |
| Dominatrix | Posted
on 06-Apr-04 09:53 PM
Hahaha..babaal u comedian, get on with your law paper, first business, then pleasure.. Since i have been diagnosed with the 'in love' disease', i'd like to write out a will, anyone got any advice on how i start with this? (Damn u cruel world!) |
| urbi | Posted
on 06-Apr-04 09:57 PM
Well DOMINATRIX May be u are right but i don't know.I am not in love yet and i never have problem sleeping. |
| babaal | Posted
on 06-Apr-04 10:03 PM
A will..? what a coincidence ..I was just discussing my living wills with my law professor the other day.. ;) If you're serious, here you are... ;) - http://www.ces.ncsu.edu/depts/fcs/frm/docs/fcs364.html Scroll down to 2/3 of the page, print the form, fill your name (just your Name ;)), sign it and rush it to me, before it's too late ! :P |