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| ou812 |
Posted
on 05-Apr-04 04:20 PM
Ariadna is her name. Exotic? Damn right for a small town bumpkin from east of Nepal.
Ariadna is the cutest little barmaid Spain's ever produced. Tell you what... she studies english in city center. "Oxford seercus", she says. At first it was wee bit difficult to grasp the phonetics of the name. After drowning a glass of plonk, it didn't seem embarassing or cringeworthy to ask her to spell it out.
With her big sparkling smileand flick of tress, she says she will be back after serving the other gentlemen down the bar.
Will she comeback or not? What girl in a sound mind would indulge two plonkers on a monday evening? But the lady with a lamp.... hic.. corkscrew returns with napkin neatly folded in a sandwich fashion. She unfold the napkin and says "There you go lads, thats my name.A..ri.aad..na. It's spanish."
Ok.. So Ariadna do you have a number to go with that name? says I.
No... nooo...no oo no numbers, says Ariadna.
Oh well, name will have to do for now. My mate tells me in his half drunken stupor, when a lady says yes, it means no. And a when a lady says no, it means NO. No win situation.
So i twist and turn the napkin, inspect every fold for a number. Nada.. No... Chaina. Maybe, written in invisible ink. I pour few drops of plonk on the napkin and hold it against the light.
Hold on, somethings strange unfolds infront of my eyes. A strange pattern draws itself on the napkin. To my dismay, the name of the lovely spanish barmaid blots out into patch of alien head. I turn to my mate and ask him if he remembers the lovely maiden's name. He ponders for a minute, furrows his brows and say's "Rose, year 1997 medium dry Rose".
Holding the napkin against the light I walk out of Foxes at Stratford, still trying to decipher the hidden code. Suddenly, everything falls into peices, for smiling up from the inky blue sky is a full moon in all her glory.
My friend smirks and remarks, "It's fullmoon night, no wonder you are so horney".
Hell with the Devil, or is it Bacchus!!
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| SITARA |
Posted
on 05-Apr-04 04:49 PM
hehe! OU812, Did you howl at the moon too by any chance?!
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| Ashley |
Posted
on 05-Apr-04 04:50 PM
Oh well! Lunatic Full moon night!!! Heard full moon causes poignant instability and insecurity (horny too?Ah!). Why the full moon affects some people more than others is also a good question ;). Espaniol Mesera !!! mind-boggling ha!
Enjoyed the post!! Gracias!!
Ashley!
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| oys_chill |
Posted
on 05-Apr-04 05:12 PM
No wonder bro is not replying :(!!
Ariadna and exotic..........nothing compares to shivani but i'll give you on this one :). So full moon syndrome in full swing? yucks! i am still stuck on the dark side. Perhaps the beautiful dark side these days :)
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| Zombie |
Posted
on 05-Apr-04 09:52 PM
Spanish lass are out of the ordinary. No question about that, Thursday lady’s night, inebriated in a bar and spanish maiden serving, Gracias-Gracias ladies. Wow. Let each night be a full moon night!
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| OU812 |
Posted
on 06-Apr-04 02:40 AM
Sitara Ji on my way home while waiting for tube, I did look up at the moon, checked my canines, felt for unusual hairy acitivy and hummed "Bark at the moon" by Ozzy. At home, read three little pigs to my neice. Boy those little piggy looked sumptous. Chinny... Chin... Chin!
On the contrary Ashley, full moon makes one rather virile and alert. Devilish horns sprout thus horny. Of course, with right amount of plonk idea of beauty makes a quantum fall. Espaniol Senorita, if wishes were horses...
Glad you enjoyed my tall tale. Muchos Muchos Gracias.
Dear Oys sorry for not replying (can't think of any excuse) :o) Shivani more exotic then Ariadna? Debatable, don't you think? We need to remedy the dark side of moon syndrom. mmm Shivani chaina?
Zombie you are tuned in sir! Every tried Zombie at TGI Friday? Take my work, you will be walking talking Night of the living dead and singing Zombie by Cranberries. Let each night be a full moon night. Hear yee.. hear yee!!
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| SITARA |
Posted
on 06-Apr-04 07:04 AM
How doth the BIG, BAD, Hornful Wolf feel today??! Did you GetAFix or were you abandoned and Oblixed?!!
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| lord_of_the_rings |
Posted
on 06-Apr-04 07:27 AM
right on bro. Hear you....hell with the ill cause of full moon night...ruining the whole night......Good one..thank you for posting here.
lmao Sitara jee:P..You are full of words always.
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| OU812 |
Posted
on 06-Apr-04 07:42 AM
Meek as a lamb Sitara Ji. Quixotic jaunt just for kix, followed by feeling of Menhir dropped on the head. Utterly Oblixed....
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| Gem N Opal |
Posted
on 06-Apr-04 08:16 AM
Speaking of full moon night, there is something strange to tell. We were four ladies, on our boogie board (not really surfing but enjoying the waves) on a coastline on one evening. The sky rolled up blue and the typical weather just right. We were talking nineteen to the dozen about the guy parking himself a further away- how he looked as if delightful and debonair, and that one of us should ask him out and shouldn’t let him move out. We all were so much carried off and didnt pick out that we were actually quite away from the shore. We had the sense of hearing ‘Ladies come back, are you all gone lunatic? its full moon night’. Dang! Then we were alert and took in how there was nothing going on except that we were horny because of full moon night!
Sorry OU812, I posted my story in yours.
All in Jest.
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| Usher |
Posted
on 06-Apr-04 06:19 PM
Stroke a chord on me of a Spanish modish who worked in a bar for who I had covetousness for long time before It hit upon that she was conjugal lady with kids. Damn
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| Dominatrix |
Posted
on 06-Apr-04 06:36 PM
Usher.. "Yeh" sory to hear she was conjugaled already, bummer, spanish senorita's are hot arent they, no i dont swing both ways though..hehee.." U got it bad" but lighten up plenty more hotties out there, hope it'll "Twork it out" next time for ya ..
Miss Dominatrix
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