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| babaal |
Posted
on 09-Apr-04 05:30 PM
Jot down some quotes/remarks from your professor that you often remember. Not all of them are funny, but we remember it anyways.
Here are mine:
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1)If you make enough mistakes you start to cancel some of them out.
3)There is a diffrence between doing the wrong calculation right and doing the right calculation wrong.
- EE 446; Instrumentation
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"Who here can't spell VHDL?"
-EE264; Digital Design [ Half the class raises hands!]
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"The Vagina can be a hostile environment."
-SB111; Biology [Commenting on sperm in the vagina].
will post more when I remember them.
:-)
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| yadav |
Posted
on 09-Apr-04 08:40 PM
Nice thread !
I remember once my Calculus professor saying:
"The final exam is basically an hourly. Anyone that keeps me there for all three hours will be shot."
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| hyaterica |
Posted
on 09-Apr-04 09:01 PM
hahahah...nice ones people..keep them coming !
Explaining angular momentum, one of my physics professor said:
"It's like when you push someone over when they are riding a bike. It's harder to do when they are moving fast."
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| jaya_nepal |
Posted
on 09-Apr-04 10:07 PM
I did most part of my schooling from Delhi. There were always few teachers who were really poor in English. Few Quotes:
1. Physical Education Teacher: Call Girls, Play Boys.
2. Student: Sir, Have you seen the Principal?
Teacher: Yes, she is rotating in the corridors.
3. Teacher: Both of you three come here.
4. Student: Sir, Have you seen the Principal?
Teacher: She just passed away...
jaya_nepal..!!!
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| Kiddo |
Posted
on 09-Apr-04 10:40 PM
Mula guff lauchhas. Tyo asti bhakkar joke ma padhya, delhi bata re.
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| porcelina |
Posted
on 10-Apr-04 04:52 AM
our 60 something anatomy teacher loves it when we have to cover the reproductive organs.
during one of our lectures: now, Nora, what is the average size of the male penis??'
nora: 6 inches, professor
professor: now john, is this true?? whats the length of YOUR penis??
ps: LOVE this thread
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| porcelina |
Posted
on 10-Apr-04 04:55 AM
we had this science teacher in school who didn't knwo shit about shit... he used to be a park ranger for all i knew.
now one day, my younger brother, after watching this program on the discovery channel about the universe, went up to him sand said:
'Sir, did you know that the universe is flat?'
Sir: 'Aaa.... bhaayechha??'
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| porcelina |
Posted
on 10-Apr-04 04:58 AM
we were bunking our math class as usual, and having a chalk fight in one of the empty class rooms.
someone yelled, 'NB sir in coming!!', so all of us started hiding under desks, inside cupborads, and in the confusion, i was stupid enough to hide behind the door...
My eyes were closed shut, and then i felt NB sir shaking me... then he starts shouting.. 'Bwais and Gaals, are you habing PHUN??'
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| porcelina |
Posted
on 10-Apr-04 05:01 AM
i just CANT stop posting....
this south indian computer we had in school.... 'the impordance of the galgulator and the bhaalu of the gomputer cannot be underestimaded'
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| dautari |
Posted
on 10-Apr-04 09:01 AM
Here are some from my highschool physics teacher:
1. "Go to the lab without any movement."
2. (To a student whom he had sent to write something on the blackboard) "Now, make a straight circle."
3. "Open the window and let the atmosphere come in."
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| porcelina |
Posted
on 10-Apr-04 10:14 AM
i meant south indian computer teacher...
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| hyaterica |
Posted
on 10-Apr-04 03:01 PM
Oh yea..how could i forget this one..lol :
"If we have two equations, we can take them, put them on the floor, stomp on them, throw them out the window,then light them on fire as long as you do the same thing to both sides we will still be ok."
-My Calc professor
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| yadav |
Posted
on 10-Apr-04 03:08 PM
A Prof in my American Indian Literature Class :
"You just wait and see how sexy it is to file a joint tax return...
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| lll_lll |
Posted
on 10-Apr-04 05:57 PM
Cool guys, I love this thread
I had this Nepali teacher in my High shcool and everytime there was noise in the class he would say "Aae halla" and all the class would burst out at once.
Well, he found out why we laughed so hard, too late though - at about the end of the year only..
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| confused |
Posted
on 10-Apr-04 10:29 PM
hahah i use to have my class teacher ..he was the guffadist person we had ever seen...he use to make up story and tell us..rajesh gurung..hahaha..ani we use to beilive it..
one time he siad that he had slamed a kichkandi on a biig stoone and killed it..and we fourth gradders beilived him :P
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| confused |
Posted
on 10-Apr-04 10:31 PM
another one..our nepali teacher haha..when he use to be in our class while givig out other subject exams..he use to say "SALLA GARA HALLA NAGARA" but while giving out his exammss..ddammn that dude use to be strict as anyone..wudnt even let ur head move....
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| babaal |
Posted
on 11-Apr-04 01:57 AM
Prof.: Why did the peanut sue the walnut?
Class: Why?
Prof.: Because it was "a-salted"!!!
Prof Wears, LW270
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"Infinity is a very large thing. Just be careful because if it falls on you... it's gonna hurt."
-Prof. Felland, MA 132.
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"It's amazing what your hands can do when your mind is thinking of something else."
-Prof. R. Toland: Calc 1. [After he wrote a wrong number on the board.]
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this one is my favorite :
"So I say to myself, 'Self, If you wanna test it, you gotta stick it in!"'
-Prof Toland, MA132 [Discussing test for divergence in a series]
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| TilKumari_Ko_Poi |
Posted
on 11-Apr-04 02:59 AM
I remember my nepali literature and language teacher ... Baldev Adhikaari aka Boke daari . He was one hell of a teacher .Nepali sahitya ra bhasha ko teacher . gaali garda paani sahitye ghusaayera gaali garthyo mora ley .
Push maagh ko jaado nepali literature class chali ra thyo . Damn i still remember the lesson we were studying (Brilliant TKP :) ) . Lesson thiyo Nepali Mahendra Mala pustak ko " Laalu ra Kaal " . Baldev Boka sir ley padhaudai hunuhunthyo ma bhaney last bench ma basera khusur phusur gardai thiyen saathi sanga school pachi momo khaney plan banaudai .
Boka had noticed me but was still continuing with his lecture .later he could not tolerate me disturbing the class ho kyara .he threw mahendra mala ko kitaab and shouted at me pointing his finger right at me .
' Oye tan last bench ma basne Pothi Kumar bhaley ,baashnu nai cha bhaney Bhaley bhayera bhaash ,k pothi jhai pachadi korali rahechas huh .'
mero hangsha ley thau chodyo .Aja samma pani tyo sabda haru mero kaan ma gunjanchan kahiley kahin ....ani aang nai jiringga bhayera aaucha .
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| TilKumari_Ko_Poi |
Posted
on 11-Apr-04 03:04 AM
I was in grade 3 or so and we had this indian teacher teaching us geography .his accent was pretty humorous .he was giving the definition of Island
'Bhoys and girls ,The landa surrounded by three sides by watera is calleda Islanda '
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| Thinlazy |
Posted
on 11-Apr-04 10:26 AM
lmao TKP. Yeah dhoti's accent sucks.
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| babaal |
Posted
on 11-Apr-04 09:31 PM
"What is up with ties anyway? You tie them around your neck and then they have a point. And its pointing at places it probably shouldn't be pointing to anyway."
-Professor Compeau, Marketing MK321
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| lll_lll |
Posted
on 12-Apr-04 08:44 AM
Well,
We had this south Indian teacher in grade eight and he taught us this story from our own old "Gulmohor book" and every time he came across this work "Doon Valley" meaning Derahadoon valley he pronounced it as " Doon Bhale" as in kukhura ko Bhale.
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