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| aakash |
Posted
on 09-Apr-04 06:17 PM
1) Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
2) Movie nudity is virtually always female
4) A 5 day vacation requires only one suitcase.
5) Monday Night Football
6) You don't have to monitor your friends' sex lives
7) Your bathroom lines are 80% shorter.
8) You can open all your own jars.
9) Old friends don't give a crap whether you've lost or gained weight.
10) Dry cleaners and haircutters don't rob you blind.
11) When clicking through the channels, you don't have to stall at every shot of somebody crying.
12) Your butt is never a factor in job interviews.
13) All your orgasms are real.
14) You can be showered and ready to go in 10 minutes.
15) Sex means never worrying about your reputation.
16) You don't have to curl up next to a hairy butt every night.
17) Flowers fix everything.
18) You get to think about sex 90% of your waking hours
19) Hot wax never comes near your pubic area
20) You can sit with you knees apart no matter what you're wearing
21) ESPN's SportsCenter.
22) Bachelor parties kick butt over bridal showers
23) You can buy condoms without the shopkeeper imagining you naked
24) Not liking a person doesn't preclude having great sex with them
25) You never have to miss a sexual opportunity because you're not in the mood
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| babaal |
Posted
on 09-Apr-04 06:27 PM
I see some potential in this thread :-)
>> 25) You never have to miss a sexual opportunity because you're not in the mood.
...classic !
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| redstone |
Posted
on 09-Apr-04 08:11 PM
Did you forget one?
its great to have penis and zip down your pants to pee.
hehe, girls can't do that.
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| Rekha |
Posted
on 09-Apr-04 08:17 PM
Don't forget you don't get Period (PMS). So you don't have to be in bed crying over bad cramps.
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| hyaterica |
Posted
on 09-Apr-04 09:13 PM
ONE great reason to be a girl :
wonderbutt !
:-)
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| lakshmi |
Posted
on 09-Apr-04 09:51 PM
Wonderbutt alright...Its a wonder how our butts are so stinky....We take a dump in the toilet and fart in the closet then we walk around shaking our asses..we are filthy...but the guys dont realize this still they take a whiff of our A-holes
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| hyaterica |
Posted
on 09-Apr-04 10:05 PM
ewwwwww !
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| Rekha |
Posted
on 10-Apr-04 01:21 PM
Lakshmi ji as much as it sounds nasty it's true. I agree with you. I don't see why guys like girls with big butt. I don't see a point. Butt is a butt, big or small what difference does it make ???
Waiting for response................
ReKhA aka. ReZ
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| confused |
Posted
on 10-Apr-04 01:38 PM
hahah rekkha alottt :P
anyway..i feel luckier to be a man..because gals have too much hastle w/ their body :P
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| aakash |
Posted
on 10-Apr-04 02:42 PM
There was a cucumber, a pickle, and a penis sitting around talking about how their lives sucked.
The cucumber "Man, my life sucks. When I get big, fat, and juicy, they cut me up and stick me on a salad."
The pickle looks at him and says, "You think you have it bad? When I get big, fat, and juicy, they stick me in vinegar, put spices on me, and stick me in a jar."
The penis looks at him and says, "You think you have it rough? When I get big, fat, and juicy, they stick a rubber tarp on my head, stick me in a dark room, and bang my head against the wall until I throw up and pass out!."
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| aakash |
Posted
on 10-Apr-04 03:32 PM
Rekha ..its not only about gettin cramps....its bout thier attitude when they have pms......phew! Nothing is worst than that!!!
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